Oh, Your Leg Is Broken? Dont Worry, I Can Fly!

“Oh, your leg is broken? Don’t worry, I can fly!”

joke Headcanon: Yellow Lantern was never officially a professor.

You look me dead in the eye and tell me this bastard was ever successfully given a teaching job at a university.

joke Headcanon: Yellow Lantern was never officially a professor.

You look me dead in the eye and tell me this bastard was ever successfully given a teaching job at a university.

Scarecrow: *attempts to contaminate the Gotham water supply*

Batman: *stops him*

Scarecrow:

So, do the other Scarecrows wonder why Btas crow has those pointy elf ears when the others don't?

Definitely

to the scarecrows: do y'all have any hidden/surprising talents?

There are many talents they all hold, but here are a few that are particularly kept hidden, at least for the time being.

Sale’s rhyme was written by me.

YL is singing “Putting the Dog to Sleep” by The Antlers.