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you TRICK Jean Jacket?? you give it a fake horse like the landfill?? oh! blood vomit! blood vomit for Haywoods for a thousand years!!
Our prayer to the goddess
Invader Zim was an unparalleled media experience. Some alien nearly destroys his planet so he’s banished to be a fast food worker. He decides to stop being banished when he hears he can destroy more stuff so they send him to the far reaches of space on a false mission so he dies but earth is there. He decides to collect information on the planet to collect its weaknesses by going to public school. The only people who can see through his disguise are a neglected rich kid 12 year old obsessed with Mothman and his gamer girl sister. Both the siblings are goth. The Mothman kid is the only one interested in stopping the alien but not out of any moral obligation or anything but for that sweet sweet daddy’s love. One time the Mothman kid got a therapist who killed the previous therapist and took his place, and this is a d-plot within the episode at best. The flagship brand of soda in the universe is called poop cola. There was an episode about how Zims entire alien race is more machine than human, and their entire being is contained in the little metal backpacks that are attached to them at all times, and their bodies are more things to carry these PAKS around and if they were to detach they would die while the PAK would attach to the nearest creature, overwrite their mind and kill them. This episode was cancelled to make the Christmas special. Gir is there.
she's everything
POV you are a fireman and your job is to burn books all day long and you’re feared and respected. The Number 1 Book Hating Dudes in all the land. BUT. There’s this guy. There’s this freaking guy on your squad (pun intended) and every time your back is turned he is snatching up books like a greedy little goblin. He is shoving them in his pockets while you aren’t looking. He is stuffing them in his mouth like marbles. He is hiding them in his vents. He is a pack rat. A wretched little corrupted hobbit crouching and whispering “my precioussss”. A dragon hoarding coins. He’s feral. He’s deranged. He has an irresistible pull towards illegal contraband. These are the vibes Guy Montag is giving right now
District 9 (2009) dir. Neill Blomkamp
So TIL that in Twilight Princess, if you have Link stand near fairies at full health, they will sometimes sit on his head for a moment
This is honestly so adorable and I feel like more people should know about this
big fan of this dynamic
A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.
This is a little brozone drawing I did because I was bored
snippets of post AGIT Cheese Melt because, well, I'm predictable. Also featuring post AGIT Dan because I love him~
infinite list of favorite characters
Wolf (The 10th Kingdom) ↳ It’s a lonely path in life to be different, as you know.
