Boyfriends: You Agree To A Drink

Boyfriends: You Agree to a Drink

“I’d love to have a drink with you.” You tell Yoongi. “Just let me pay for my book and we can go.”

“Ah, don’t worry about that.” He rubs the back of his neck shyly. “I have extra copies of my book in my car. You can have one.”

You thank Yoongi and an adorable smile that shows his gums breaks across his face. The sight gives you butterflies, and something tells you that agreeing to go out with this cute author is the best decision you’ve made all day.

 A few hours later, Yoongi’s walking you to your door after an incredible date, your hand in his. All you did was talk over a couple of drinks, huddled together in a cozy bar, but it was the most enjoyable night out you’ve had in a long time. Yoongi has such a comfortable vibe and is so thoughtful and interesting. You could have chatted with him until the sun came up, but you were forced to return home when the bar closed.

“I had a really nice time tonight.” You say when you reach your apartment. “But I have to be honest, there’s something I should tell you... I’m not really dying.”

“That’s a relief.” Yoongi chuckles. “Because I hope to continue seeing you for a long time.”

You smile brightly, and Yoongi pulls you closer, licking his lips before pressing them to yours. Your heart swells as you kiss him back, enjoying the softness of his smooth, perfectly pouty mouth. 

“You know,” Yoongi muses between kisses, “I just had an idea for my next book.”

“Oh, yeah?” You ask.

“Yeah.” Yoongi replies. “What do you think about a love story? Maybe one about two strangers randomingly meeting in a bookstore one Friday night.”

His suggestion nearly makes your heart burst.

“I think it sounds like a bestseller.” You grin, cupping Yoongi’s round cheeks and pulling him in for another kiss.

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Boyfriends: You Make a Sarcastic Response

“Try your line on someone else,” You tell the man behind you, “I don’t have the time. I’ve got a terminal illness and three months to live.”

“I’m serious,” He says, unbothered by your sarcasm, “That’s my first novel, but it’s still a favorite. I’ve never seen anyone reading my book before; it’s a little surreal.” He shrugs. “Can I ask what made you pick it up?”

You quickly open the book you’re holding to the inside cover and see a small black and white photograph of the man standing right in front of you.

You feel a surge of embarrassment as realization dawns on you - you were just rude to Min Yoongi, the author of the novel you’re about to purchase.

“I’m so sorry,” You apologize, “I didn’t realize-”

“It’s okay.” He smirks, and the way his teeth flash gives you a thrill. “I would have had the same reaction if I was you. What I said did sound like a pickup line, didn’t it?”

“Yes, and an unoriginal line at that. I’ve heard it before.” You admit.

Yoongi considers you for a moment, his tongue in his cheek.

“Well, since I’m no good at lines, let me try the direct approach instead: Can I buy you a drink? I could tell you the story behind my book - and you can tell me all about your terminal disease.”

“You want to have a drink with me?” You ask, surprised but very flattered.

Yoongi nods.

“I don’t know about you, but I could use a whiskey right about now.”

The offer’s intriguing. You’d love to pick the brain of the author of such a compelling story - and it doesn’t hurt that said author is incredibly attractive. Your pulse quickens at the thought of spending time with him. But you felt similarly the last time you met some random guy at cafe - and look how that turned out.

Do you agree to a drink?

or

Do you call it a night and go home?

Boyfriends: You Leave and Try to Find Your Real Date

“I’m sorry. It was so nice to meet you, but I should probably find my real date.” You apologize to Seokjin.

He looks disappointed, but bids you farewell. As you return to the host stand, you hope you didn’t just make a decision you’ll regret.

You ask the maître d' if the other Mr. Kim has arrived, but he tells you he’s already come and gone.

“I’m afraid you just missed him. He left a few moments ago.”

You hurry outside, hoping to catch a glimpse of Eunseong, but the sidewalk is full of people and you know it’s hopeless. You pull out your phone and dial his number, but the call goes straight to voicemail.

Well, this is just great. You’ve really made a mess out of the night. What are you supposed to do now?

Do you call it a night and go home?

or

Do you leave the restaurant?

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Interview Tag

Stole Borrowed this from the lovely @bangtan-sonyeonddaeng 😘

Rules: Answer questions and tag blogs you are contractually obligated to know better!

Name/Nickname: I go by CJ online (my initials)

Pronouns: She/Her

Star Sign: Aquarius ♒️

Height: 5’6” / ~168cm

Time Currently: 10:40 PM

When is your birthday? In 3 weeks! 🥳

Favorite Band/Group: BTS, Maroon 5, 5SOS, R5

Favorite Solo Artist: Josh Groban

Song Stuck in My Head: Some children’s song (I have a toddler) 🤦🏼‍♀️

Last Movie Watched: Hidden Figures

Last Show Binged: Start-Up

When I Created My Blog: December 2019

Last Thing Googled: “Kim Namjoon in Hangul”

Other Blogs: None

Why I Chose My URL: Woodstock is my favorite character from the Peanuts comics (and I grew up in a town called Woodstock) and I write about BTS

Do you get asks? Occasionally, but I would really love more! Please talk to me, don’t be shy!

How many people are you following? 26

How many followers do you have? 478 - so close to 500! And I love you all! 💕

Average Hours of Sleep: 7 - 8, but I would love more 🥱

Lucky Number: 7!

Instruments I Play: Piano, flute, dulcimer

What are you wearing right now? A burgundy long-sleeve thermal shirt and black fleece-lined sweatpants (It’s cooold here 🥶)

Dream Job: Residential architect (but also a mom, and I’m living that dream 😊)

Dream Trip: London, Ireland, Denmark, South Korea

Favorite Food: Pizza 🍕, pasta 🍝, and potatoes 🥔

Favorite Song: Telepathy by BTS is my current jam

Top Three Fictional Universes I’d Like to Live In: Hmm, does the BTS Universe count? 😄 Maybe the Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Lord of the Rings, or Star Trek

Tagging @inaffiare , @bucky-thorin-winchester , @animeenthusiastxoxo , @munkey888 , @sleepyjhs & @yvemoon , but no pressure! 💕

Movie Tag

You’re starring in a movie with the last person saved to your camera roll as your costar, and the last song you listened to is the title!

Thanks for the tag @sleepyjhs ! 💕

Now that’s my kind of movie right there. 🤩

Not tagging anyone, but if you see this and want to play, please do!

Boyfriends: You Accept the Club Owner’s Offer

“I would be honored to join you on Vante and be your queen.” You tell V. “When do we leave?”

V gives you an endearingly boxy smile, obviously pleased by your response.

“Immediately.” He says, pushing another button on his desk. “You may want to hold on.” He adds, nodding towards your chair.

You grip the armrests of your seat as the walls of the spherical room start spinning, quickly gaining speed.

“Don’t be afraid.” V reassures you. “Once we reach orbit, the journey will be perfectly smooth, and it will pass quickly. We’ll travel directly to Vante and reach our destination in approximately one Earth hour.” 

You take a deep breath, calming yourself, and through the transparent walls of the orb, you can see that you’re rising straight through the ceiling of the night club and heading up, up, up into outer space. 

A few weeks later, it’s another typical morning on the beautiful planet Vante, and you awaken in your luxurious, opulent chambers, with King V (still in his gorgeous human form) snuggled up next to you in your massive, silky, pillowy bed.

After exchanging a lingering good morning kiss with your handsome lover, you begin your daily routine: a full spa treatment that includes a head-to-toe massage, a facial, a manicure, a pedicure, and a soak in the hot springs while you’re served chocolate-covered strawberries and piña coladas. And, in accordance with your wishes, every servant that waits on you has assumed the appearance of either a K-drama actor or a K-pop idol. 

After your morning routine, one of the council leaders enters your chamber and reminds you that it’s Tuesday, and every Tuesday the queen will typically go out on her balcony and make a proclamation to her subjects. Many of these subjects have traveled thousands of kilometers just to catch a glimpse of their ruler. 

You open your balcony doors and look out on the impressive scene. Hundreds of citizens of Vante have gathered in the courtyard below, and they greet you with thunderous applause. You raise your hands, signaling for them to quiet, but they don’t stop clapping and shouting.

“They adore you, My Queen.” V says, coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around you. “As do I.” He adds, pressing a kiss to your cheek before nuzzling his face into your hair.

According to V, you are by far the most popular queen in Vante’s history, and you are celebrated everywhere for your kindness, generosity, and wisdom. 

Needless to say, life on this alien planet sure beats a life of bad blind dates back on Earth. 

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