"I May Not Be As Flexible As I Was A Couple Of Months Ago, But Can Still Give You An Amazing Show At

"I may not be as flexible as I was a couple of months ago, but can still give you an amazing show at home... wanna come and see?"

He didn’t really understand how it happened, but here he was, in the middle of nowhere, carrying the child of the DILF he occasionally stayed the night with when there’s no one else around in their town… It seems everyone is now assuming they’re staying together for good and starting a whole litter of the children.

Rashid was doing all he could to continue being the college jock he wanted to be, without thinking about the fact that he’s about to drop a kid at any point, including tonight when he’s dancing at the club!

The moment it happened was a blur - he was with this hot chick, who wanted to try out a strap-on. He didn’t think much of it, but kinda now thinks it may not have a been a strap-on but an actual magical dick that makes anyone pregnant, including guys.

Doctors don’t believe him when he says he’s pregnant - they genuinely think he’s gone insane. His friends are slightly weirded out, but also fascinated with the transformed “turtle shell”, as they call it. He still has a muscular physique, and his abs are visible… they’re just stretched to their limits with a baby underneath.

He’s now biding his time by partying, barely studying and carrying on as usual. He knows he’s going to give the child up after he gives birth - however that happens - so he’s just ready for it to be over.

Little does he realise that the girl managed to trigger a whole new transformation. Every time he has sex, he’ll have this urge for the girl to use a strap-on, and will become pregnant through the wonderful world of the occult. Rashid’s going to be the most productive baby machine in the world, especially with how much of a womaniser he is…

Shawn made the most of his holiday in the more private resorts in Asia, where he could waddle in peace with his baby due at any moment. Of course, it was a bit awkward when fans saw him and wanted to both speak with him and feel the baby kick. Eventually, he’d make his way back to his hotel room and sit and ponder how soon his new life would begin, being a father to a baby boy.

Shawn Mendes

In between court appearances, Tom loved getting back to the privacy of his chambers office, so that he could briefly take off the paternity bands he wears under his suits and let his baby stretch and move around before running - or really waddling at this state - back to the court for yet another directions hearing.

Tom’s managing KC knows that his mind is elsewhere, so he’s only recommending clients with fairly straightforward matters so that Tom can slowly wind down his work before going on leave. Much to his annoyance, the KC has a point - Tom will have no time to even think about matters on hand when he has a crying baby, milk spilling out of his chest and no sleep to deal with.

No one suspected that Jared was pregnant at this point, so he was still able to maintain his work as a UPS parcel delivery officer. Only time will tell if he can still keep working in a couple of weeks, let alone months, before a WHS officer tells him to stop.