Brad Found It Harder To Comfortably Walk Between The Two Lecture Theatres He Taught In At University

Brad found it harder to comfortably walk between the two lecture theatres he taught in at university at 35 weeks. He tried to ask the Faculty of Law administration to rearrange his classes to be in either the same theatre or at least next door to each other, but the faculty wasn't able to accomodate it. He thought about taking the matter to the Anti-Discrimination Board, but knew by the time it would make it to conciliation, he would've already gone on paternity leave. It's just a lot of effort for little gain.

(Just experimenting with generative AI videos... not too sure I like it to be honest)

Patrick was finding it harder to find anyone who would fuck him at this obscene stage of his pregnancy, especially as he decided to be upfront on Grindr about being pregnant. He sometimes just wanted to be with someone who would make him feel special, rather than be used to satiate some guy’s fetish.

Arguably, the last time Patrick felt comfortable while having sex landed him in this whole mess in the first place…

“Two weeks to go”

... nearing the end of a directions hearing...

Judge: So, we need to set a timeframe for the parties to prepare any written submissions and their respective parts of the appeal book, as well as the first period of hearings. Are there any specific dates that cannot work for either party?

You: Your honour, I may be in a position to assist the court within the coming two weeks, however I will be taking extended leave for a period of 3 months from August.

Judge: I have a feeling I know the reasons, but for the transcript can you explain the circumstances?

You: Your honour, I don't expect it to be a surprise that I am expecting a child within the coming weeks, so will be taking some paternity leave for the first couple of months.

Judge: While that is exciting, and I am sure all parties including the Court congratulate you on your pending bundle of joy, a 3 month hold on this case is a bit of a long delay.

You: I appreciate that, your honour, and if it may assist the Court, I can look to rely on my junior counsel and instructing solicitors to prepare all relevant evidence, submissions for the case book.

Judge: Very well then... you're probably going to be too tired to be worrying about this appeal, anyway! Your worry will be whether you've fed your baby and changed their nappy!

You: Most likely, your honour!

Mike's bros gave him these shorts when he started blowing up with their kids. The reason the bros say Mike's having 'their' kids is because they don't know who the father is, so until he gives birth, they're all assuming Mike's carrying one for each of them. Mike relishes in the attention, so he's not phased by being called their property or 'cow' when the bros feel horny after an intense workout.

Currently writing the next chapter of Experimental, but in the meantime, ask away! 👀

Wanna be nosy? Here's your chance.

0: Height 1: Virgin? 2: Shoe size 3: Do you smoke? 4: Do you drink? 5: Do you take drugs? 6: Age you get mistaken for 7: Have tattoos? 8: Want any tattoos? 9: Got any piercings? 10: Want any piercings? 11: Best friend? 12: Relationship status 13: Biggest turn ons 14: Biggest turn offs 15: Favorite movie 16: I’ll love you if 17: Someone you miss 18: Most traumatic experience 19: A fact about your personality 20: What I hate most about myself 21: What I love most about myself 22: What I want to be when I get older 23: My relationship with my sibling(s) 24: My relationship with my parent(s) 25: My idea of a perfect date 26: My biggest pet peeves 27: A description of the girl/boy I like 28: A description of the person I dislike the most 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend 30: What I hate the most about work/school 31: What your last text message says 32: What words upset me the most 33: What words make me feel the best about myself 34: What I find attractive in women 35: What I find attractive in men 36: Where I would like to live 37: One of my insecurities 38: My childhood career choice 39: My favorite ice cream flavor 40: Who wish I could be 41: Where I want to be right now 42: The last thing I ate 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately 44: A random fact about anything

James found it easier to go for his walk around the block near Clapham Common in the early morning, where less people would be around to see his ridiculously large belly. He found it frustrating the only workout clothes that fit were maternity clothes for women, which clearly weren't designed for men in his condition.