Already Got A Blazed Marvel Post. The Adpocalypse Is Closer Than We Think So Heres Your Daily PSA

already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

i cast HANDFUL OF DIRT, get buried skeleton!

NOOOOOOO MY HANDS ARE SO FULL OF DIRT

I can feel is weighing on me, slowly pulling me back down towards my former resting place. I... cannot... resist-- AARGH I am being BURIED NOOOOOO!!!! NOoo... must... resist... must... stay... STRONG..... well... I suppose.. a... nap.. is sounding... pretty... good... right about *yawns* now

I bought the checkmarks btw

🪄 I cast SUMMON BARE!!

…waitSHITNOIMEANT-

(You watch as my wizard robes evaporate into a dramatic puff of smoke. My modesty is just barely preserved by a comically long grey beard.)

Why, my dear wizard! You're all skin and bones under all those robes! Drink some milk to strengthen your bones, then remove your skin and you'll be able to join our GREAT SKELETON ARMY!

Fall image commissioned by @Styx_stories over on twitter.

Hi! We're introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They're a steal at $7.99—that's cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog. Why, you ask? Why not? Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Get yours here!