You'd Never Get A Cat To Be A Servant. You Ever See A Cat Return A Stick? "Hey, Man! You Threw The Stick,

You'd never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick? "Hey, man! You threw the stick, you go get it yourself! I'm busy! If you wanted the stick so bad, why'd you throw it away in the first place?"

The Cat, Red Dwarf

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the pain wouldn't even have time to dry.

Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it.

J.M.Barrie, Peter Pan

There’s no alcohol in here. Are you trying to poison me!?

Grantaire, Book X (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Terry Pratchett

Fly, you fools!

Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings