Theres No Alcohol In Here. Are You Trying To Poison Me!?

There’s no alcohol in here. Are you trying to poison me!?

Grantaire, Book X (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

The land may be ruled by the law, but the sky is ruled by pirates. Meet the crew of the Nightshade, the most feared g…

There is only one difference between a madman and me. A madman thinks he's sane. I know I'm mad.

Salvador Dali

'In this trunk,' she says with a serious face, 'is Gods gift to women.' 'Chocolate?' 'No.' 'Midol?' 'What? No.' 'Tampons?' 'Stop guessing,' she says.

Victoria Scott, The Collector

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

A.A.Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

No More No more bombs, No more tanks, No more armies Arrayed in ranks. No more air raids, No more mines, No dead bodies, In long sad lines. No more ruined cities, No fatherless child, No frail widow, Weeping wild. When I have power, There'll be no war, But peace on Earth For evermore - - Just peace on Earth For evermore.

John Kitching