There Is Only One Difference Between A Madman And Me. A Madman Thinks He's Sane. I Know I'm Mad.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. A madman thinks he's sane. I know I'm mad.

Salvador Dali

You'd never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick? "Hey, man! You threw the stick, you go get it yourself! I'm busy! If you wanted the stick so bad, why'd you throw it away in the first place?"

The Cat, Red Dwarf

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I'm right there with you darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm back in the Operations Room.

Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

'I meant,' said Ipslore bitterly, 'What is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?' Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

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