"Mama! Did You Know That Drake Means Duck?"

"Mama! Did you know that Drake means Duck?"

She pauses the brush settling at his nape. Blindsided doesn't begin to cover it glancing down at the book in her precious sons lap.

"It also means Dragon, but hmmm... maybe should I start calling you my little Duckie instead?."

She grabs him dropping kisses everywhere she can reach giggles filled with childish wonder echoing throughout the manor.

"No, No mama! I'm an owl hoot hoot."

-

He glances back at the grave, a red rose placed gently on dirt.

A crackle cuts through followed by a sharp request for backup.

"Not quite an owl anymore, Ma but I think a Robin works to."

He whispers before grappling away.

💥💥💥💥💥BILLY TIME 💥💥💥💥💥

I did it, guys! I drew the Whiz kid and his little deeds. I love the idea of Billy interviewing other heroes and being a sassy little guy. GUH, I wish there was more stuff for my boy. 😔

How do the kids give Bruce psychic damage?

Damian: Father, can I drive the Batmobile?

Bruce: No.

Damian: *draws him as a Minion*

———————

Steph: Now that I'm eighteen, I need to register to vote. Can you help me?

Bruce: Of course.

Bruce: *pulls up the website*

Bruce: Date of birth?

Steph: August 11th, 2006.

———————

Tim: Can I sneak into the League of Assassins? I want my spleen back.

Bruce: Absolutely not, and that's final.

Tim: *goes to the Batcomputer*

Tim: *types in www.archiveofourown.org*

Tim: *searches Bruce Wayne/Hal Jordan*

Tim: *picks an E-rated fic*

Tim: *enables text-to-speech*

Tim: *leaves*

———————

Bruce: Barbara, can you help Alfred with the seating arrangement for the gala?

Barbara: Yeah, just send me the guest list.

[at the gala]

Bruce: *sits down*

Oliver: *sits down next to him*

———————

Bruce: I'll cut the perp off with the Batmobile. Hood, since your bike's out of commission, you'll need to commandeer another vehicle.

Jason: Roger that.

[later]

Jason, over the comms: Perp is secured.

Bruce: Good. Bring him in.

Jason: *pulls up in the Jokermobile*

———————

Harper: I'm taking a history class to fulfill my general ed requirements. Can I interview you for an assignment?

Bruce: Sure, what's it on?

Harper: The 2008 recession.

———————

Dick and Bruce: *fighting*

Bruce: That's it, you're benched.

Dick: Newsflash, orphan boy: you can't do that. I'm twenty-seven years old, which means I'm at the prime you wish you were. You're nothing more than a mummified raisin withering away in your dark, dusty corner waiting for the day one of us puts you in the retirement home, leaving you to slowly die alone as you wonder why your kids don't call. And when you finally kick the bucket, the first thing your parents will do when they see you is point you to the revolving door of reincarnation so they no longer have to bear the shame of giving you life.

———————

[at a gala]

Bruce: This is my daughter.

Cass: Hi my name is Cassandra Wu-San Dementia Raven Wayne.

———————

Bruce, holding a box: Guess what I found in the attic? My flip phone, VHS tapes, and Nintendo 64 from college.

Duke: Cool, I didn't know you were into the Y2K aesthetic.

thank you to Tanvi for donating to the DC gotcha for gaza fundraiser!! the prompt was for jason and dick brotherly bonding!

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coffee tim is OUT, energy drink tim is IN

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?