My Gender Is A Mistake

my gender is a mistake

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The Land of Cubes and Bees

A land for the Mage of Breath

Things are shaking up on LOCAB, the land of Cubes and Bees.

LOCAB is a land buzzing with excitement. Almost literally, actually. Thousands of energetic bees float to and fro, delivering information back and forth between cubes.

All across the planet are floating cubes. Some as big as a person, some as small as an apple, but most are roughly the size of a basketball. These mysterious cubes hover around the planet. Some are inches above the ground, others are high up above the clouds.

Valleys and mountains, there will always be an odd little cube floating around.

The consorts created the cubes to act as hives for all the bees. The bees, in turn, relay information between all the cubes. Basically bees relay information and act as computers, making every cube like a little computer connected to the world wide network.

The bees and consorts were happy… until the cubes started failing. Nobody is exactly sure what happened or why, mostly because the communication arrays are malfunctioning.

Though it might look like the cubes are just floating around all willynilly, they are actually following very precise and minute air currents. The bees, as a result, follow.

That’s where everything went bad. There’s some kind of… delicate force altering the current. Something powerful enough to alter wind currents on a global scale, but skilled enough to do it without even the bees noticing.

The Denizen.

The Mage of Breath must scour the planet, understand the complex air currents, find exactly where all the cubes are going, and fix the information network!

Denizen suggestion: Hermes, Greek god of travel, communication, and trade. He served as the messenger of the gods

Features - The Jar A massive glass cube containing hundreds of cubes. Like how bees go to a hive, the cubes go to the Jar.

- The Black Cubes Mysterious black cubes can be seen off in the distance. When approached they quickly fly away. Perhaps they are the one sending new orders to the cubes?

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John Egbert general headcannons

have you ever SEEN someone so loving? No. He literally loves you so much

You both meet on Earth, before sburb

He introduces you to all of his friends

whether or not you’re An online friend or depends on how quickly your relationship progresses

If you’re an online friend you’re going to have to wait till sburb to start

Which means you’ll meet each when you’re both finally godteir. But if you’re an irl friend he’s going to make you spend the entire game with him

It’s not even in the “I want you as mine and only mine” he just wants to protect you. Sburb is dangerous and he just wants to keep you safe

When you’re both together on the asteroid he was just so confused on why he was so jealous whenever you talked to anyone! He just watched from and far and went to complain to rose.

“I don’t know why I feel so jealous when they talk to karkat!”

“Maybe it’s because you’re in love with them”

“I’m WHAT?!”

Ceo of being a stupid idiot

One he realizes his feelings he makes stupid pranks for you to slowly figure out his feelings, like leaving you roses which squirt water

He starts being nicer to you too. He starts being less him, which sucks.

“Hey! Umm... do you want to,,, ya know... go on a date...?”

“John, if course! But is this why you’ve been acting so strange? I love you, not this persona you put on. I love you.”

He’s crying.

Now if you’re a male, remember he’s the CEO of internalized homophobia so if you want to date him you’re going to have to help him first, this goes for you too my female and enbies, he’s been raised with toxic masculinity and he always has to force his smile. So be caring and patient.

Once you start dating you’re going to have to help him with his nightmares. He has a lot of dreams of his dad and he sometimes feels like he isn’t enough. He’s numb to a lot of things so you’re going to have to support him

Dates in the sky. What can I say? He tries to impress you. He literally makes a table and chairs out of wind. One time you almost fell and died

Yeah that was fun.

You didn’t talk to him for the rest of the day

CUDDLES with every literal limb of his body, if you try to leave he pulls you back in with the wind and keeps you there for a few minutes

But if you’re uncomfortable with body touches or cuddles he mostly just holds Your hand and kisses you gently on the cheek

He would never make you uncomfortable

He loves playing pranks on you to get your attention! Just silly sweet ones. Like leaving chocolate and letting you step on it.

He loves giving you long drawn out kisses whenever he can

Overall, 10/10 would recommend CEO of being babey

IM NOT EVEN A YANDERE BLOG BUT HOLY SHITTTTTT

Yes, I am a very serious Yandere blog

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Homestuck

Hiveswap

Creepypasta

Sprite edits!

RULES

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