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John Egbert general headcannons

have you ever SEEN someone so loving? No. He literally loves you so much

You both meet on Earth, before sburb

He introduces you to all of his friends

whether or not you’re An online friend or depends on how quickly your relationship progresses

If you’re an online friend you’re going to have to wait till sburb to start

Which means you’ll meet each when you’re both finally godteir. But if you’re an irl friend he’s going to make you spend the entire game with him

It’s not even in the “I want you as mine and only mine” he just wants to protect you. Sburb is dangerous and he just wants to keep you safe

When you’re both together on the asteroid he was just so confused on why he was so jealous whenever you talked to anyone! He just watched from and far and went to complain to rose.

“I don’t know why I feel so jealous when they talk to karkat!”

“Maybe it’s because you’re in love with them”

“I’m WHAT?!”

Ceo of being a stupid idiot

One he realizes his feelings he makes stupid pranks for you to slowly figure out his feelings, like leaving you roses which squirt water

He starts being nicer to you too. He starts being less him, which sucks.

“Hey! Umm... do you want to,,, ya know... go on a date...?”

“John, if course! But is this why you’ve been acting so strange? I love you, not this persona you put on. I love you.”

He’s crying.

Now if you’re a male, remember he’s the CEO of internalized homophobia so if you want to date him you’re going to have to help him first, this goes for you too my female and enbies, he’s been raised with toxic masculinity and he always has to force his smile. So be caring and patient.

Once you start dating you’re going to have to help him with his nightmares. He has a lot of dreams of his dad and he sometimes feels like he isn’t enough. He’s numb to a lot of things so you’re going to have to support him

Dates in the sky. What can I say? He tries to impress you. He literally makes a table and chairs out of wind. One time you almost fell and died

Yeah that was fun.

You didn’t talk to him for the rest of the day

CUDDLES with every literal limb of his body, if you try to leave he pulls you back in with the wind and keeps you there for a few minutes

But if you’re uncomfortable with body touches or cuddles he mostly just holds Your hand and kisses you gently on the cheek

He would never make you uncomfortable

He loves playing pranks on you to get your attention! Just silly sweet ones. Like leaving chocolate and letting you step on it.

He loves giving you long drawn out kisses whenever he can

Overall, 10/10 would recommend CEO of being babey

*slides a fifty dollar bill across the table* head canons for,,, kissing John Egbert??

I see you are a man of taste as well. But you can keep your money.

John Egbert kissing headcannons

HOOO BOY YALL GOT ME NERVOUS TO WRITE THIS 😳😳😳

John can literally and figuratively take your breath away but at first,,, it’s, ya know.

Like kissing a pubescent boy.

No one can take the headcannon away from me that he has braces. No one

When he first kisses you it’s so silly and awkward. He picks you up. Flys you high in the air and tries to serinade you with a bunch of cheesy pick up lines. When he finally dips in for the kiss... your noses bonk. It’s like, romantic and perfect but then just *bonk*

You both just star at each other like 👁👄👁 , John almost started crying because he thinks you hate him. The only person who’s ever shown him kindness and stuck with him through it all, is going to hate him because the fucked up your first kiss... wait. Why are you laughing? Are you laughing at him? What’s happening?-

Smooch.

He planned it all out but you stole his fucking thunder, good job. You, found it so funny how hard he was trying when he could literally come up to you at anytime and try and kiss you and you’d be fine with it. So you had to steal his thunder before he started crying. He was really close to crying. He just wanted everything to be perfect and now it was. It was just, the two of you, kissing in mid air.

After that he calmed down a little bit. He began to practice kissing with you. (He says he wants to learn how to give you kisses so he practices on you, it’s just and excuse to kiss you more)

He’s always nervous his braces are going to cut your mouth, which they have (but you told him it was fine), so he has to be extra gentle.

Unless he’s not. Now did I forget to mention PUBESCENT TEEN

That fucking dude, one day you’re both smooch and holding hands and the next he’s on top of you kissing until your lips are bleeding (he didn’t want them to but braces do that) and until your lips are blue

He loves kisses. Like a lot. He’s so touch starved so any form of affection will make him go over the moon!

His kisses, unless he’s h o r n y, are mostly just. Drawn out by a few seconds, very light and sweet and usually followed by kisses on your neck, cheek, or forehead

Did I also forget to mention how much he FUCKING LOVES TO KISS YOUR CHEEK AND FOREHEAD

like HOLY SHIT

he literally will stop whatever he’s doing and give you a small peck on the cheek. They’re always followed by an “I love you” or cuddles.

But your hands, holy shit. If you thought he was cheesy before just wait. He’ll be fucking bowing and kissing your hand and wrist and anything that you’re comfortable with?

BRUH IF YOURE A SLYPH, THIEF, MUSE, OR LORD

THAT BITCH IS KISSES YOUR ARMS ALL THE FUCKING TIME

He loves it SO MUCH

sorry to bother you again so soon but,,, I recall you mentioning one John Egbert was touchstarved... may I smother him with affection and compliments?

Please do oh my god. Also I don’t mind! Request as much as you want! I’m making this both fanfic style and headcannons so enjoy!

Touch starved John Egbert

John wasn’t answering your texts, it worries you to no end. He hasn’t talk to anyone in days. That’s why you’re currently running towards his house at full speed. Barging through the door, you got no answer. You looked around. No one. You walked up stairs and heard sniffles coming from his room. You immediately ran inside. What if he was hurt? He was laying on his bed in a featal position. Crying. You immediately ran over to him and cradled him in your arms, “hey john? Are you okay?” He didn’t reply.

You starts to kiss away his tears. “You’re going to be okay. You’re so amazing. Please, I love you.” He still didn’t say anything to you as he held onto you. He kissed your cheek and neck lovingly as he cried onto you. “Thank you.”

John was, to say the least, so estatic you were there.

You cared about him enough to come to his house and comfort him. He wanted to stay in that moment forever.

The way you complemented him and held him in your arms just made him feel. He felt amazing, refreshed for the first time in a long long time.

He asked you to stay the night. You did. He held onto you all night. And now? He’s always hugging or holding your hand whenever he can. You love him. And he loves you. He just... doesn’t know how to say it yet

Your blog gives me so much life oml, could I request some headcanons of John after his boyfriend got into a near-death situation?(If you want a bit more specification, a car crash that he miraculously left unscathed from.)

Aww yeah❤️❤️❤️

John Egbert when his boyfriend survives a near death situation

/will only be using male pronouns for this ask\

John was so fucking worried! What if you got hurt?! What if you ended up dead!!! A car crash isn’t something to be taken lightly.

He immediately asked your family what hospital you’re being held in and he just fucking books it there

He’s like 🏃💨 NYOOM

He’s so confused why you’re literally WALKING OUT OF THE HOSPITAL WITH NOTHING BUT A B A N D A G E

He’s immediately all over you and asking you questions. Like if you’re okay and how you’re not hurt

He doesn’t take “it’s just luck ;)” as an answer and literally ZOOMS back over to his house to cuddle you.

He’s kissing all over your face and arms, he was so scared. So scared that something could happen to you. He could live with that. He loves you so so so much! You’re his handsome prince. You’re helped him through everything and he thought he was going to loose the man he wanted to marry-

Wait what. UMM ANYWAYS SO

he’s just glad you’re okay. He keeps you in his arms just for a few hours, and to torture you for worrying him, he makes you guys wAtch Con air.

Dave and/or john sudy budry headcanons?

Study buddy headcannons

Dave strider

Dave absolutely takes it way to seriously, but for ironic purposes.

He makes sure you understand and highlights the imporant things for you. You don’t understand? Dont worry, he’ll help you.

He smiled a bit whenever you understand something thanks to his help. Just let his cool kid facade fad for a second.

He’s deffo holding your hand under the table.

Hes really good with history and math and well, sucks at most other things.

If it ends up running long he’ll take you to go get some food with him, even before you start studying he’ll buy you some food. sense he barely gets fed his always egar to go out and eat with friends.

He’ll hit yout forehead and call you dumb whenever you don’t understand something after the fifth explination

John egbert! :B

John has never taken anything seriously in his life dont expect him to start now.

He laughs at how hard you try and whenever you tell him to take it seriously he says

No listen Y/N i have an amazing strategy

And what is that Egbert?

Its called.... having a phone

EBGERT THIS IS OUR BIOLOGY MIDTERM ITS IN PERSON

cringe

Oh my god John you’re going to fail this midterm.

He mostly convinces you to drop it and it realy just ends up turning into a date. He puts all the books away and then you guys grab some food and go run off into some closed park and swing on the swingsets until you’re kicked out or have to run away

But he will try his best. He’ll listen whenever you’re teaching him something or genuinely having trouble.

And usually redirected you to rose or dave for help.

I Kissed A Girl

June Egbert x Reader

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“So you’ve never been kissed like a girl before?” You asked. Sitting next to you on the sofa June flushed up to her ears. She had just started to grow her hair out now, the dark strands only brushing the tops of her shoulders. Now she was twisting the strands around her fingers nervously. 

“Is… Is there a difference?” She asked with wide blue eyes looking at you. 

No.

“Absolutely.”

You were a filthy liar. 

“Really?”

“Yes!” You assured her knowing you were lying through your teeth. You’d been friends with June since you were both children and you’d had a crush on her for almost as long. When she’d begun her transition you had made it your mission in life to be her number one supporter. It didn’t change your feelings for her. Actually you were pretty sure it only made them worse. Watching her experience things for the first time; makeup, cute clothes, stuffed animals, heels, and finding her name. It felt special. Sacred. Like she was sharing this with you because you were important to her. You’d fallen so ridiculously harder Karkat had actually laughed at you once. Now you were playing dirty. But you had Karkat to blame for it. He’d told you if you liked June so much you should just kiss her. So this whole thing was his fault. Now here you were ready to do whatever it took to get that kiss. Poor June had no idea. 

“What’s it like?” She asked and you seized the chance immediately.

“Want me to show you?” You asked, placing a hand on her thigh as you leaned forward. June turned an even darker shade of red as she stared at you completely speechless. Oh, you were going to hell. Paving the way with the trick you were pulling on your innocent friend. Unfortunately you couldn’t find it in yourself to care. She had lip gloss on, its wet surface catching the light and tempting you further. According to June it tasted like strawberries. You’d never had a craving for strawberries so bad until she told you that. When she bit her lip nervously- you loved those dorky bunny teeth, not even braces had been able to get rid of them- you nearly snapped. But you’d been testing the waters for this for months. You could be patient. You had to be. 

So you waited. 

“I- um. Oh wow.” She giggled nervously, laugh turning into a snort, “That’s a funny one!”

“I’m not joking.” You replied, her laughter cut off abruptly, “Do you want me to show you?”

“Oh.” She froze eyes darting between your steady gaze and your lips. You had to fight the urge to smile. 

“Well?”

“Do you… Do you want to?”

“Yes.”

You replied perhaps a tad too eagerly but it was true. You’d been wanting to kiss her since you were both knobby kneed tweens. Her eyes kept flickering over your face, unable to choose where to look. Her lips were slightly parted and you’d be lying if you said you weren’t clinging onto threads to keep from just kissing her without permission.

“Okay.” She spoke after what felt like an eternity, “How do we..?” 

Her voice trailed off as you slid a hand through her curls, gently cupping the back of her head. You leaned forward slowly, keeping your eyes open to make sure if she looked uncomfortable you wouldn’t miss it, but all you found was her steadily reddening face. Leaning into her space you could feel the breaths she took on your own lips. 

“Just like this.” You told her before finally pressing her lips together. Unable to look away, you watched her eyes flutter shut. Her lip gloss was sticky as it clung to your own lips. The feeling of it slick and sweet. Your tongue darted out to lick along the seam of her lips. 

She was right. It did taste like strawberries. 

Your tongue licked along her bottom lip, teeth tugging the flesh playfully. June’s lips parted just slightly, the suction of her gasping all the invitation you needed. Her moan caught you off guard. Tongue deep as you were, the vibration went straight to your arousal. As you pulled back she tried to follow and you couldn’t help but to smile. 

“Why’d you stop?” She asked when she realized you weren’t leaning back in. 

“Because if I don’t I’ll do a lot more.” You replied. Your heart was in your throat. The thought of being rejected buzzing loud. 

June was silent for a long moment simply staring. 

And then-

“Why’d you stop?”