Wait Guys WHY DO I LOOK LIKE E- BOY MARKIPLIER THIS ISNT A JOKE PLEASE LET ME GO HOME PLEASE

Wait guys WHY DO I LOOK LIKE E- BOY MARKIPLIER THIS ISNT A JOKE PLEASE LET ME GO HOME PLEASE

WHY DO I ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE HIM I HATE IT HERE

His body count is like 1 1/2 bruh. Norway left in the middle of it cause he was bored.

Man why does everybody say that APH Denmark is the one bringing someone home every night 😥😥 like his body count literally is 2, and 1 of those is Norway

But nah y'all jokin with yourself if you don't think that Norway doesn't get around like the man is a taurus his only personalities are hungry and horny lol

I THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW I KEEP COMING BACK TO READ THE JOHN HEADCANONS THING IT'S JUST SO GOOD 😭

hey bitch it’s me back at it again with another request ❤️ May I request Dirk with a easily flustered s/o

Sorry this is so short getting back into my groove🙄🤚

Dirk strider with an easily flustered s/o

Dirk is such a fucking tease and I take absolutely no criticism

Of course he’s a ball of anxiety and nervousness, but every once in a while he’ll gain a bit of confidence

He loves seeing your face whenever he presses a kiss to the apple of your cheek. He loves seeing your face light up

He’ll grab your hand and press kissing to it just to hear the noises you make.

He’ll drag out every single noise you make. He’ll laugh and continue to kiss you. He just loves listening to your squeaks and sounds

He won’t do anything in public but he’ll grab your hand with his very cold one just for you to push him away and call him cold!

DIRK LET GO OF MY HAND

Aww, why?

YOURE SO COLD

Come on, baby it’s not that bad

NO ITS HORRIBLE

Yo who's ego

Okay so it’s the alter ego, but we took the alter out of it cause it’s too long. like markiplier and jacksepticeye created these alter egos and they’re the best

Please send me Markiplier egos x readers please I’m so alone