Concerning Exams, Im Last Minute Luke; But Every Other Time Im This Is Fine Lydia (except That Im Not

Concerning exams, I’m Last Minute Luke; but every other time I’m “This is fine” Lydia (except that I’m not in the library to study in the first place)

tag yourself i’m over it steve

You know what I don’t get?  When fanfic authors apologize for long chapters.  It’s like?  You gave me bonus content, for free, and you’re sorry about it?  Bruh.  I have already named my firstborn after you.  Dude.

do not be sad someone loves you

I’m from Germany, we put commas everywhere.

But I’m writing in English; so I spend 20% of my writing time just staring at a page, debating whether there should be a comma (or other kind of punctuation) or not.

my writing: please, please i’m begging just use normal punctuation for once in your terrible writing

me: haha time for another

comma

Am I spending too much time on my laptop and such? I just thought about how the white of my worksheet is too bright for my liking and thought whether I could turn down its light. TWICE. Like, no, this is paper! You’re back in the physical world! You can’t turn down the light on this goddamn piece of sheet! Urgh.