OTP: *Does Something Adorable*

OTP: *Does something adorable*

Me: *wails*

Someone help me stave off this boredom for the next month(that's how long I'll be out of school until the next semester starts) or else I fear that all of it will be spent making these Kogan cover arts for stories I've read. Forewarn you, I've read a lot of Kogan stories throughout my days.

I made this one for jackasslow's story: I'm Your Biggest Fan. I feel like I'm violating these stories cause I never asked to make them, but at the same time I can't not make them. Sorry, double negative hate using those but only way I can describe how I feel. Anyways, yeah, enjoy the eye candy and stuff. Stories here if you want a read, which I highly recommend. You should read it. Really good, I'm at the edge of my seat for the next update for this one. Sense, you know, it's not done yet.

FOREVER

I haven't been on here in a while and I'm dissapointed in myself for my lack of posting/writing/random Photoshop pictures that might or might not be Kogan, but school started and haven't had much time to write in a general sense or even play with Photoshop. If I could I would just be a bum and mooch off people for money so all I would do every day is read, write, and make random artwork.

That is not why I wanted to post right now. It is because I was mentioned twice! TWICE! In other people's posts.I feel so honored! I don't know what to say but thank you! Gosh, I was smiling such a huge smile when I logged on and saw those people mention me even if it was remotely. GAH, I think I even blushes which has never happened to me before except for that time me and my friends older sister pretend to be together and her kid be my kid.

I maed this. I didn't add the Big Time Rush Logo to Young Love because it didn't look good anywhere I put it no matter how I resized it. So, yeah, enjoy the cover art.

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.

Seriously

Abstinence is key.

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.

I don’t care how good he says his weed is

he is cuckoo bananas

and he wants you dead.

3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.

There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance

“Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”

4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.

If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?

Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.

5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.

Someone will always be barefoot

Or in heels

Or just plain clumsy

And will sprain their ankles

And die.

6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.

Don’t walk around looking for people

House of Wax, anyone?

7. Don’t be a hero.

Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, you will die.

Hell, maybe even then.

I mean.

8. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.

The killer is there.

Also your dog is dead.

9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.

The last thing you need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.

10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.

Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck

11. Don’t go into the basement.

They are creepy enough without you dying in one.

12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct questions about either the history of the home or the previous tenants, DO NOT MOVE IN.

At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.

13. Turn off the television (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.

It is obviously your wisest choice.

SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.

14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. 

Move very very far away

Because there’s blood on your walls.

Blood.

Your

Walls

Are 

Bleeding.

15. Don’t act like a detective.

Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack you in a closet.

If you live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?

But if you die, it is like the opposite of awesome.

16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.

If more than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, you know not to go there.

Issue. Solved.

17. Don’t get drunk. Or come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.

Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.

18. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on you to scare you.

It is the killer.

ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that you in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.

Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.

19. Don’t take a shower.

ONLY APPLIES IF:

It’s past midnight at the campground you and your sorority sisters are staying at or

The lock to the door doesn’t work and you hear creepy piano music

AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:

20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.

Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he

There vast ignorance will never cease to fathom my mind.

I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary

That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance

You rude piece of shit