Soldier, How The Hell Did You Manage To Take 9,999 Captives? No Idea, Sir. They All Just Surrendered

“Soldier, how the hell did you manage to take 9,999 captives?” “No idea, sir. They all just surrendered after I killed the first guy.”

For the random questions ask: What’s one trope you wouldn’t write, except for money? - 🍀 (@enchanted-lightning-aes)

Easy, Love Triangles.

I’m not a big fan of most romantic tropes, but love triangles make me audibly sigh. I also wouldn’t write anything I don’t want to write, even if I’m being paid. I am very passionate about what I write, because I’d otherwise quickly lose any will to finish writing. My attention span isn’t great, but I try to focus what little attention I have on quality over quantity.

If I were to have to write something I’m against, I’d write a parody of it, and probably somehow include it in the worldbuilding of Alterra. I might have a problem, because every time I try to think of a new story, I accidentally think of a way to have it take place on Alterra. This world I’ve created has taken over my life.

P.S. I need to acknowledge this somewhere, but a random reblog on one of @hayatheauthor ‘s posts (the one about writing injuries) has just exploded in popularity, and I don’t know why. When I woke up yesterday, I was greeted to 142 notifications on that one reblog. The post itself has about 1200 notes, but my reblog specifically has a little over 300 of those. I don’t know what to do, I don’t want to turn off notifications, but at the same time I can’t keep getting 50 random notes daily. Do check out hayatheauthor’s blog, their stuff is great!

This hurts, I miss him so much. I tried to make a tribute, but I couldn’t finish it in time. Technoblade meant so much to me growing up, and his videos helped me through some dark times in my life. And now that I’m here, about to go to college, I can’t help but look back at all the times he’s made me a better person.

It’s still hard to get my head around the fact he’s never going to make another video again, or make a bunch of kids run away in fear, or just make a few random guys like me feel a little bit better.

Technoblade Never Dies! O7

You are a 512 year immortal in a bar, angry because you can’t order a beer. It’s not your fault you took the immortality potion at 12 and have looked the same ever since!

For reasons unknown, at the exact same moment everyone in the world lost the ability to change emotions. They were stuck with whatever they were feeling at that moment; anger, fear, constipation, guilt, ecstasy… with a permanent case of curiosity you are determined to find out why.

Some of these are pretty funny

responses to "I'm going to kill you" ?

"I don't believe you."

"If I'm going to die, I intend to deserve it."

"You'd be surprised how often people say that."

"Not if I kill you first."

"Fine, but I'm taking you with me."

"Thank God."

"I'm not afraid to die."

"What did I do this time?"

"You don't have better things you could be doing?"

"Finally."

"I don't think you have what it takes."

"Think before you speak."

"I didn't think it would end this way."

"Then, we have a problem."

"If you must."

"Oh, really?"

"That's fine, I guess."

*laughs*

"Don't make promises you can't keep."

"Why?"

"You'll never get the chance."

"And what did I do to deserve death by your hand?"

"Are you sure about that?"

"I'm not ready to die."

"No thanks."

"And how do you plan on doing that?"

"Never make plans you don't intend to follow through with."

"You realize I'm going to defend myself, correct? And I won't go easy on you."

"Please don't."

"What makes you think you're capable of doing that?"

"Now, now, let's not make any rash decisions."

"Well, I could never say no to you."

"Why? I'm lovely."

"This is quite possibly the last thing I wanted to do today."

"Don't say things you don't mean."

"You would never hurt me."