This One Is Much Funnier

This one is much funnier

Conversation about having a quarter-life crisis, Millennial protag says: "Fuck, I don't know." MICROSOFT: This might be offensive! Consider "oh no", "oops", or "uh-oh". Me: I don't fucking think so. [hits ignore]

KISS! THAT! ANDROID!

I IMMEDIATELY started terror-laughing

Creepy Koi

This Koi found in a Chinese lake has some unique markings.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, MICROSOFT??

Writing a flashback about a trans character having their first experience of gender euphoria: "It felt like such a fucking trans stereotype to say that they felt like they were seeing themself for the first time..." Word highlights the phrase "fucking trans" as possibly offensive, with the potentially offensive word in that phrase being TRANS and not THE SWEAR. AND. I. WHAT??!!?!?? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING HELL, MICROSOFT

It me

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.