Im A Cis Boy And Im Constantly Eggbaiting Hot Trans People Online And Irl.

I’m a cis boy and I’m constantly eggbaiting hot trans people online and irl.

I slip little calculated comments into conversation that make me seem like a repressed girl, or let out wistful little sighs at strategic moments.

I know I’m evil but this is the only way girls want to top me.

this is the most egg thing I have ever heard in my life

*doctor voice* hmmmm…..have you tried this revolutionary method called painmaxxxing? it is where you do not bother me and adjust to being in agony all the time and we do nothing to resolve the root cause or treat the symptoms. you don’t wish to try painmaxxxing? you’re being non-compliant with the treatment plan I have just provided you?

oh fuck all my noun phrases and passive participles are getting covered with pepto bismol please help

Call now to recieve help with the inability to make phone calls!

Fill out this forum to receive assistance with your difficulty filling out forms

Come on down to our center thats two hours away so we can give assistance with your inability to walk or drive

There's help out there! You're just not trying hard enough!

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

Just a Cicada reaching for the stars

Edit: it is gouache, color pencil, and digital for the star beams! (Some people seemed curious haha, it is mostly paint though)

Also, this design will be available as prints and probably keychains in the near future 😊💗

Prints available here!