Wuzetianadmirer - Untitled

Mc: "If I died, what would yo—"

The brothers: "It's funny how you think death will save you from this relationship"

Mc:".....at least I won't die"

I'm in a good mood so I wanted to share something I found yesterday.

My old drawings I did when I was 14. Cant believe it's still intact

Mc: *sleep deprived and cranky* "I really need some control in my life" *downs their coffee*

Lucifer: *without missing a beat* "Finally! Somebody who understands"

Mammon: Have ya seen Mc?

Thirteen: *sipping wine* Nope! Haven't seen em

Mammon: Then where are they?

Thirteen: In the kitchen? They did say they were hungry

Mammon: I just came from the kitchen, they ain't there.

Thirteen: Beezlebub was also in the kitchen

Mammon: *realising* Gotta f*cking go!

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Thirteen: He's gone Mc

*Mc popping out from underneath the couch*

Mc: Thanks! I can't deal with the brothers right now

Thirteen: *hands them a goblet* More wine?

Mc: Yes please!

He would though.....

Mc: It's funny that Luke still believes that when I die I'll go to paradise... Poor thing... It's as clear as day that I will go to hell.

Solomon: Well... It makes sense after your relationship with god's problem children.

Mc: Ha, as if I wasn't already doomed before the exchange program. I have a one-way ticket to hell since I started thinking.

Solomon: *starts to laught*

Mc: Bold of you if you think I'm going to go to a place where it is forbidden to do anything on Sundays.

Solomon: *wiping away tears of laughter* Ay, and bold of you if you think I'm going to let you die.

Mc: ... What?

Solomon: What?

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