xanderomeister - Xander is bonding over mayonnaise sauce
Xander is bonding over mayonnaise sauce

(Otachi poster by Ken Taylor as background) Xander, he/him, rampantly bi(cycling) . Notable for the supposed might of a THOUSAND (1000) lions and a lack of meaningful intelligence. I ramble on about a "couple" of things. This is intended to be broadly SFW, but you are likely to see a few beasts and critters (not recommending if you have phobias). I swear somewhat, though I moderate it a bit. Not hesitant to block if disturbed. Unable to donate. Racists, homophobes, transphobes, pedophiles, warmongers among others DNI.

347 posts

Xanderomeister - Xander Is Bonding Over Mayonnaise Sauce

xanderomeister - Xander is bonding over mayonnaise sauce
  • foureyedronin
    foureyedronin reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • foureyedronin
    foureyedronin liked this · 8 months ago
  • ghuleh-arts
    ghuleh-arts liked this · 8 months ago
  • parvuspapilio
    parvuspapilio reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • lavengale
    lavengale liked this · 8 months ago
  • asweetandstrangeunquietgrow
    asweetandstrangeunquietgrow liked this · 8 months ago
  • lil-lunchbox
    lil-lunchbox liked this · 8 months ago
  • displacedgoddess
    displacedgoddess liked this · 8 months ago
  • saltyspice0325
    saltyspice0325 liked this · 8 months ago
  • iwritemosttimes
    iwritemosttimes liked this · 8 months ago
  • the-brash-spud
    the-brash-spud liked this · 8 months ago
  • moonlilysstuff
    moonlilysstuff liked this · 8 months ago
  • raaaainnn
    raaaainnn liked this · 8 months ago
  • telemarcs
    telemarcs liked this · 8 months ago
  • ybotter
    ybotter liked this · 8 months ago
  • snowivyimconfusi
    snowivyimconfusi liked this · 8 months ago
  • wearefakemuses
    wearefakemuses liked this · 8 months ago
  • justanovatragedy
    justanovatragedy liked this · 8 months ago
  • 2023austingp
    2023austingp liked this · 8 months ago
  • tleeaves
    tleeaves liked this · 8 months ago
  • kagizatakikei
    kagizatakikei reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • blackstar-gazer
    blackstar-gazer reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • blackstar-gazer
    blackstar-gazer liked this · 8 months ago
  • mrdyketator
    mrdyketator liked this · 8 months ago
  • housenightstar
    housenightstar reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • housenightstar
    housenightstar liked this · 8 months ago
  • tigerliliy20
    tigerliliy20 liked this · 8 months ago
  • slavetrainer25
    slavetrainer25 reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • slavetrainer25
    slavetrainer25 liked this · 8 months ago
  • maples-in-bloom
    maples-in-bloom reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • kakostt
    kakostt liked this · 8 months ago
  • nazskoll
    nazskoll liked this · 8 months ago
  • msblueberrybi
    msblueberrybi liked this · 8 months ago
  • florinautumn
    florinautumn liked this · 8 months ago
  • quercusandamber
    quercusandamber reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • quercusandamber
    quercusandamber liked this · 8 months ago
  • spacecat902
    spacecat902 reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • prettykirby
    prettykirby reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • lizmayhem365
    lizmayhem365 liked this · 8 months ago
  • thorn-walker
    thorn-walker liked this · 8 months ago
  • atsukoshigaraki
    atsukoshigaraki liked this · 8 months ago
  • smashflamethenecromancer
    smashflamethenecromancer liked this · 8 months ago
  • thecharmingchimaera
    thecharmingchimaera reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • thecharmingchimaera
    thecharmingchimaera liked this · 8 months ago
  • snakn
    snakn liked this · 8 months ago
  • theoldcode
    theoldcode liked this · 8 months ago
  • dedtoot
    dedtoot reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • catgirlsnmagiccafes
    catgirlsnmagiccafes reblogged this · 8 months ago

More Posts from Xanderomeister

8 months ago

Kyllä tää pedia vikainen on...

Tuplasti Niin

Tuplasti niin

8 months ago
Today's Isopod Is Shiny Gator (Isopoda Sp.)

Today's isopod is Shiny Gator (Isopoda sp.)


Tags :
8 months ago

Buffet liberado 🌸🐝


Tags :
9 months ago

@nnicknnelsonn here with a request: Have you ever tried turning your favorite characters into dinosaur or dragon caricatures? I saw your Q about @narlieweek and now all I can think about is

What kind of dinosaurs would Nick and Charlie be?

And Elle. And Tau. And and and.

Oh my god. Brainsploding.

(Obviously Harry would be the 🦖 )

Possibly too long of a reply:

I actually gave a crack at this with Heartstopper already, though I am considering major tweaks. I've settled on a few though.

Tao is Quetzalcoatlus. Not a dinosaur by technicality, but closely associated.

@nnicknnelsonn Here With A Request: Have You Ever Tried Turning Your Favorite Characters Into Dinosaur

(I'm likely to repeat the slap-on hairstyles to varying degrees because I think it can look funny)

The larger and smaller species of Quetzalcoatlus also fit the eldritch height shift I heard about...

@nnicknnelsonn Here With A Request: Have You Ever Tried Turning Your Favorite Characters Into Dinosaur
@nnicknnelsonn Here With A Request: Have You Ever Tried Turning Your Favorite Characters Into Dinosaur

Yes, Quetzalcoatlus northropi is indeed one of the largest flying animals to exist. It's tied with various close relatives in wingspan, though Hatzegopteryx is heavier.

Either way, it's kinda silly, but it works. And this is the largest flying animal of all time we're talking about, that's a cool claim to have.

Onto Tyrannosaurus rex. Harry is not T. rex, Isaac is. Why? Prehistoric Planet. The T. rex in some scenes really captures his vibe, I feel.

(I strongly suggest watching Prehistoric Planet btw)

@nnicknnelsonn Here With A Request: Have You Ever Tried Turning Your Favorite Characters Into Dinosaur

Big, calm and approachable are the main things that come to mind here. Maybe a bit quiet, too, though not unfriendly.

To complete the circle, going with other well-known dinosaurs would be a good idea. I think Deinonychus is fitting for Charlie. I am considering Spinosaurus for Elle. I'm not sure if it has too strong of a metaphorical angle though.

Nick is... probably a largeish UK theropod. Neovenator is a present top pick. I'm thinking of these more typical dinosaurs as a contrast to the more unusual/derived ones.

I am unsure about what Tara and Darcy would be. I thought of Iguanodon or Cetiosaurus for Imogen, but these are moreso suggestions. Many of the other characters I am completely clueless on.

Onto Harry: I think Altispinax suits him because its named from a small chunk of its spine. It's like his personality (near nonexistent).

@nnicknnelsonn Here With A Request: Have You Ever Tried Turning Your Favorite Characters Into Dinosaur

Final words on design: Dinosaurs in general are an odd bunch, mostly due general unfamiliarity. Many are simply weird to look at, but I think it has to be embraced. Their differentness is a major part of their appeal.

Because of this I find find nailing the right degree of anthropomorphism a little difficuly. Dinosaurs can have pretty distinct sillhouettes and various details which I do want to keep, but this also makes interactions with items, esp. clothing, clunkier. This is stuff I am likely to tweak about with.


Tags :
9 months ago
Clap For The Indian Flapshell Turtle!
Clap For The Indian Flapshell Turtle!
Clap For The Indian Flapshell Turtle!
Clap For The Indian Flapshell Turtle!

Clap for the Indian Flapshell Turtle!

The Indian flapshell turtle, also known as Lissemys punctata is a species of softshell turtle found throughout India, as well as Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal, Sri Lanka, and Myanmar. It prefers quiet, stagnant freshwater and muddy bottoms, and is most common in slow moving river and streams, marshes, ponds, lakes, and reservoirs. However, this species is also able to tolerate salt water to some degree, and therefore may also be occasionally found in salt marshes and estuaries.

L. punctata gets its common name from the leathery flaps of skin attached to its underbelly, which covers the limbs when they are drawn in and helps individuals retain moisture during the dry season. Female Indian flapshells are larger than males, with a maximum shell length of 35 cm (13 in) and a weight of up to 800 g (28.2 oz), while males reach a maximum of only 23 cm (9 in) and 550 g (19.4 oz). There are three subspecies of the Indian flapshell turtle which may be distinguished by the pattern on their shells. The nominal species, L. p. punctata and L. p. vittata both have smooth, dark brown or olive green shells, while L. p. andersoni has bright yellow spots along the head and back. The underbellies of all subspecies are typically white or pale yellow.

During the wet season, Indian flapshell turtles spend most of their time foraging for food. Their drab colouring allows them to hide easily along muddy bottoms or dense vegetation. L. punctata are opportunistic omnivores, meaning they will eat just about anything that they can find. They are known to feed on a variety of items, including aquatic vegetation, fish, shrimp, snails, crustaceans, mollusks, small mammals and amphibians, and carrion. Adults are predated upon by crocodiles; in the dry season, they may also be opportunistically predated upon by vultures, crows, and wild pigs, as this is when adults are more likely to either burrow into the mud to wait for rain, or move overland in search of water.

Nesting for L. punctata typically occurs at the start of the wet season and continues from June to November. Adult males seek out females and court them by stroking her shell with his flippers. If she is receptive, the pair mirror each other and bob heads before copulation. Afterwards, the female digs a nest close to the edge of the water and lays anywhere from 2-16 eggs. She may lay up to three clutches over the course of the wet season. Incubation typically takes 200-300 days, although some clutches may take up to 400 days to hatch.

Indian flapshell eggs are highly resistant to flooding, and may survive up to 24 hours of submersion. After hatching, the young are completely independent; survival is therefore quite low. Those that make it to adulthood begin reproducing at 2-3 years old, and may live to be up to 20 years.

Conservation status: The IUCN currently lists the Indian flapshell turtle as Least Concern, although recent studies have recommended the species be upgraded to Vulnerable. They are primarily threatened by hunting for meat and medicinal value, as well as poaching for the pet trade. Secondary threats include habitat loss or degredation and road moralities.

Want to request some art or uncharismatic facts? Just send me proof of donation of any amount to any of the fundraisers on this list, or a Palestinian organization of your choice!

Photos

Harikrishnan S

avrajjal via iNaturalist

makarandsaraf via iNaturalist

L. Shyamal


Tags :