
(Otachi poster by Ken Taylor as background) Xander, he/him, rampantly bi(cycling) . Notable for the supposed might of a THOUSAND (1000) lions and a lack of meaningful intelligence. I ramble on about a "couple" of things. This is intended to be broadly SFW, but you are likely to see a few beasts and critters (not recommending if you have phobias). I swear somewhat, though I moderate it a bit. Not hesitant to block if disturbed. Unable to donate. Racists, homophobes, transphobes, pedophiles, warmongers among others DNI.
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I Am Not Doing That Again
I am not doing that again

Urgh I hate myself...
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"Snakes" aren't real. It's a camera artifact that happens when one of these extremely fast, tiny lizards runs past while the shutter is open.
The long, legless animal is nothing more than a myth perpetuated through culture and media. It's time to wake up and see the truth.
Narlie Week Day 6(?): crossover
(moreso gaming now that I think of it, but I am hopefully crossing over some more, possibly doing so late because I am getting jumped by Wednesday's schedule and other stuff). I'm also sorry about it being a little mean spirited, I don't mean it to come off as spiteful.
I'm not sure if these two would play Monster Hunter: World (it's pretty grindy and generally requires commitment), but if they did, I feel it could be close to ending here.
The decisive battle of the ages, of wits, skill, controller-mashing and sheer stubborness. Nick and Charlie versus the Subzero White Knight.

This is the most moronic, tangential thing I have ever made. HOURS to make this horrible piece of work. I need to tighten those hinges...
Rambling tangent:
I love Barioth. Expressive, weird and BLOODY HUGE AND FAST. 90 tons of muscle, shell and tuks as long as Diplodocus hurtling towards you at breakneck speeds. Genuinely one of my favourite fights.
Meow :3
Mreeeooww :33333
RAAAAAAUUUURRRGGH!!

This moggy has a lot of interesting stuff that I am better off dedicating its own post to.
Also, I am HYPED for Monster Hunter Wilds. The devs have showed off all sorts of really cool stuff, though I'm probably not getting it on launch (February 28th).
HOOOOO YEEEEAAAAHHH SNAILS

Green Tree Snail (Amphidromous atricallosus), family Camaenidae, Sumatra, Indonesia
photograph by Pungky Nanda Pratama
Naming mine Yamaha DX7 (I have to name the companions on first playthroughs after electronic instruments), wby?

Customize the color of your Seikret ✔️
Cosmetic decorations for your Seikret ✔️
Name your Seikret ✔️