Idea: Scene With Two Characters Eagerly Stripping Each Other Clearly About To Bone, But They Keep Getting

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

Obliterate a Thing.

Y- your . . . . Pyro vision???????

pyro headcanon: he has like a million different bits going at once. she'll die for the bit. he acts totally different depending on who they're interacting with. shes like a kid to engie but hes like a fucked up varmint creature to spy. they make fucked up homemade firearms to show off to sniper but none of the other mercs know abt this hobby. etc etc. do you see my vision

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it