I Have Never Met Earl. But He Sounds Like Such A Delight And I Personally Would Die For Him. We Need

I have never met earl. But he sounds like such a delight and I personally would die for him. We need more earls

"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

something something Beelzebub being vulnerable in Gabriel’s arms, completely surrendering and trusting themself at the arms of who used to be their (im)mortal enemy, their tiny stature against his much larger body, where they just shed all restraints and obligations as a demon — the prince of hell, they no longer need to be scary, intimidating, or make sure legions of demon fall into place under their command, because to Gabriel’s eyes, they’re just them, a being he so dearly loves and there’s nothing Beelzebub cares at that moment other than how much they love that angel back something something

[After coming home from his date with Poppy]

Branch: Poppy kissed me!

John Dory: No way!

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Branch: It was unbelievable...

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

John Dory: Okay, alright, we wanna hear everything! Bruce, unplug the phone. Branch, does this end well or is Floyd going to need tissues?

Branch: Oh it ended very well.

Clay: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!!

Bruce: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?

Branch: Well, at first it was really intense and then... we just sorta sunk into it...

Floyd: So were you holding her or were her hands like on your back?

Branch: No, actually first she pulled me close to her by grabbing my vest... and then I moved my hands up to hold hers...

Brozone: Awww...

[cut to Poppy eating cupcakes with Viva]

Poppy: And then I kissed him.

Viva: Tongue?

Poppy: Yeah.

Viva: Cool.

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Apple gang.

hold the fuck up I just noticed there’s an apple juice emoji

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hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

Y/N: Do you have any fears? Like arachnophobia or something?

Toby: Of course not. I have no problems with spiders getting married.

Y/N: …Toby, what?