B R E A D

b r e a d

garlic bread to share to your aspec friends :)

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Regular Batman: Punches Joker in the face

Bruce Wayne Batman:

I know there’s already been some hcs about Bruce Wayne going on a DC universe version of SNL but I just need to play it out for y’all

The whole bit is that this is the first time Brucie has ever taken anything so serious in his life, like the promo clip where he’s awkwardly standing with the music guest and a cast mate is basically like “I went to this thing called a meeting yesterday, have you guys ever heard of those before?? Wild!!” And Alfred makes a cameo in his opening monologue where he hands him his script on a silver platter.

But the thing that drives his family crazy is that he actually does a skit where he IS Batman. And they’re all freaking out because like holy shit Bruce there’s walking the line and using it as a jump rope. And he won’t elaborate on any of the specifics just that he actually pitched the idea himself.

The skit is basically just “what if Bruce Wayne was Batman” and it’s him trying to stop a mugging, but he immediately takes a tumble (his Instagram story hinted at stunt training and everyone had their theories, but it all being so that he could do a Buster Keaton-esque stunt is so much better). He freaks out at the sound of some warning fire and immediately surrenders despite the mugger really being equally afraid of him, and then a Villain of the Week captures him with ease, and he flirts the entire time he’s being dragged away.

He fucking kills it for someone without an acting background (to most people’s knowledge) and from that point on it’s a running joke/meme for gothamites to post or talk about what Bruce Wayne Batman would do in place of regular Batman

gasp FROGS AND CATS! TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS!

Cloud Hoodie ☁️⭐🐈and Moss Hoodie🍀🌿🐸

Thank you for blessing us with this

IMPORTANT!!!

that is all

I like talking to people my social anxiety is just so bad it extends to the internet too

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

Im being sad over my old phone

because

I never let it die? And now it’s just gonna sit there turned off? Does it think I abandoned it?

I even got the same model so I could use my old case

I need to stop feeling things for inanimate objects