Jin Zixuan: So You See Xue Yang And Yu-didi Walking Across The Road. What Do You Hit?

Jin Zixuan: So you see Xue Yang and Yu-didi walking across the road. What do you hit?

Su She: The closest convenience store.

Jin Zixuan: What, no-

Su She: No because it's perfect. They always have their ski masks on them. *grabs keys* Xue Yang! Mo Xuanyu! Let's go rob a bank!

The gremlin twins: YAAAY!

Jin Zixuan: WAIT! STOP!

*Meng Yao in the background dying of laughter.*

._._._.

Xue Yang: What's your greatest fear?

Su She: Being tricked by the enemy into slaughtering everyone I love.

Xue Yang: Less dramatic.

Su She: Oh, then crushing my boyfriend's neck while he's going down on me. If we're gonna do it, he has to either go sideways or 69 with me while my hands are tied behind my back.

Xue Yang: Kinky.

Su She: No. No. CONCERNED.

Miscalculation

The victory banquet after the Sunshot Campaign

Quick doodle for an equally quick drabble from clockwork_spider’s Kiss meme fills :)

i've had an idea for a xianyao au and i was likr "yippee im gonna write this!!" and so far i've just been drawing them

(so basically quickly eyplained wwx is a ghost in this which only jgy can see and no i dont rly have shit thought through, do u know how many gray hairs ive been gettin from tryin to make this make sense-)

I hate my work But I’m in control I’m fearless now But it cost my soul Save yourselves The moon is full Under its power Gravitational pull

Blood red lips They shake like leaves You’re flesh and blood But what’s underneath?

Killer by The Hoosiers

pocket sized su she. i squish him