If Stranger Things Had Followed E.T. More Closely, Dr. Brenner And Joyce Would Have Ended Up Together

If Stranger Things had followed E.T. more closely, Dr. Brenner and Joyce would have ended up together at the end while Jonathan and Will watch Eleven turning into a rainbow lightning bolt to go back to her home dimension or some ish.

I just realized what element is missing from Suspicious Minds: Any sort of humor at all. Stranger Things actually has a lot of levity but this book seems to be taking itself a little too serious.

I'm not going to place any blame on the author because I feel like a lot of this book's problems are blamed squarely on Netflix and their tight restrictions.

I still wanna jump Marty Brenny's bones.

I wouldn't have made it through the potential trials without seducing and fucking the brains out of Dr. Brenner. He would have walked into his office and I would have been sitting on the file cabinet ready to pounce on his sexy self.

Good news! I have a copy of the book!