If He Comes Back In Season 3, I Want Dr. Brenners Story This Season Is How He Started A New Life Half

If he comes back in Season 3, I want Dr. Brenner’s story this season is how he started a new life half way across the world far from Hawkins, is or was dating a lovely woman and maybe married her, has possibly started a family with her and no longer gives a shit about anything that happened at the lab because it was a job.That would piss off fans the most.

Dr. Brenner becomes the King Of Not Giving A Shit.

Honestly the Duffers should have just kept Brenner dead. I'm disappointed that they aimed super low that there isn't more to the character to make him interesting. I wish he had Firestarter powers or he had some sort of mental manipulation power. Nope he's just Diet Coke of evil.

Oh gee let me guess he does final battle with everyone as the Mindflayer instead of having awesome powers himself. *Snore* fucking boring.

I wouldn't have made it through the potential trials without seducing and fucking the brains out of Dr. Brenner. He would have walked into his office and I would have been sitting on the file cabinet ready to pounce on his sexy self.

If Stranger Things had followed E.T. more closely, Dr. Brenner and Joyce would have ended up together at the end while Jonathan and Will watch Eleven turning into a rainbow lightning bolt to go back to her home dimension or some ish.

I'm near the end of Suspicious Minds and Christ on a cracker maybe it's because I'm old and have treaded this fictional trope several times with other characters but I'm growing tired of this clichéd black and white moustache twirling villain characterization of Dr. Brenner. At least make him a little more interesting than "He's an icy controlling bad man that had no childhood".

Come through with that Martin's Fabulous Adventure spinoff movie, Matthew Modine!

The comments on this post irritate the shit out of me because if any of you have been paying attention at all, Matthew Modine had been filming multiple projects in Italy and Ireland last year while ST3 was in production. That means if Brenner is returning, he's not going to be near the main cast, it's going to be his own B or C story.