If He Comes Back In Season 3, I Want Dr. Brenners Story This Season Is How He Started A New Life Half

If he comes back in Season 3, I want Dr. Brenner’s story this season is how he started a new life half way across the world far from Hawkins, is or was dating a lovely woman and maybe married her, has possibly started a family with her and no longer gives a shit about anything that happened at the lab because it was a job.That would piss off fans the most.

Dr. Brenner becomes the King Of Not Giving A Shit.

I just realized what element is missing from Suspicious Minds: Any sort of humor at all. Stranger Things actually has a lot of levity but this book seems to be taking itself a little too serious.

I'm not going to place any blame on the author because I feel like a lot of this book's problems are blamed squarely on Netflix and their tight restrictions.

I wouldn't have made it through the potential trials without seducing and fucking the brains out of Dr. Brenner. He would have walked into his office and I would have been sitting on the file cabinet ready to pounce on his sexy self.

Just gonna say Brenner has good taste in cars that matches his fashion sense. Damn.

Thoughts on Stranger Things Novels

Is there a reason why the descriptions and characterizations are slightly off and the timelines are askewed? Is it because the author is asked to deliberately emulate old movie novelizations where that actually happened a lot? I imagine something similar will be done with the Hopper novel as well.

Hopper finally tracks down Brenner and punches him.

Brenner: I deserved that.

Hopper: Wha?

Brenner: Wowowowowowooo!

Pokes Hopper in the eyes, slaps his chin upward.

Hopper: Oh wise guy eh!

Brenner drops to the floor and spins in circles.

Eleven stares at the both of them in disbelief.

El: I'm out of here...