Me When People Think Brenner Is Returning In S4:

Me when people think Brenner is returning in S4:

The coolest thing that could happen is a ~certain actor I have a crush on~ turning up in S4 as Brenner's mentor who lets us in on what the fuck is up with Martin and his secret government Eggo project anyway.

Just a note for you fandom schmucks:

It's called Elizabeth Tower.

I have a crush on Dr. Brenner and Netflix doesn't seem to care.

Where's my fanservice?

Keys walked so Brenner could run.

Happy Stranger Things Day.

Wow, another theory about getting revenge on Brenner. That's not boring and predictable at all.

I hope Season 4 goes completely bonkers.

Headcanon:

- El finding Kali

- El finding Dr. Martin Brenner

- those two teaming up to take him down

- Kali and her gang roughing him up before passing him to El

- El creating The Portal and literally sparta-kicking his ass straight to The Upside Down

- El projecting or at least describing in great detail what’s happening to dear Papa while Kali and the gang eat popcorn and joke around