It's All Trash You Bastards.

It's all trash you bastards.

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1 year ago

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xipe-slayground

1 year ago

I love Halloween but I also love Summer. Let's not rush the seasons along, please. Halloween means half way to a shitty northeastern Winter for me. I like that I can drive without tire studs right now.

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summer halloween halfway to halloween I really love summer i love sitting outside and reading books I love those days where the sky is completely clear

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xipe-slayground

1 year ago

Frasier, dressed in a grey blazer and burgundy shirt, stands at the door to his apartment, looking out into the hall. The door, a light shade of grey, is open and we can see the numbers 1901 embossed on it. Standing in the doorway is Sonic the Hedgehog, a blue hedgehog (that doesn’t entirely look like a hedgehog), wearing white gloves. He is holding his arms wide open and looking up at Frasier, as if to say “hug me father”.

“Why yes, Dad, he can appear on the show, because no copyright law in the universe is gonna stop us!

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xipe-slayground

1 year ago

So when are my favorites migrating to Tumblr so I can make them uncomfortable with my thirst posts?

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twitter celebrity migration to tumblr my horny ass

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xipe-slayground

1 year ago

You know, I don't think my blog was ever popular and I'm pretty sure most of my followers are robots. Also I'm a older millennial weirdo being upfront horny on main for very old actors who are still alive which I guess is some sort of taboo on Tumblr of all places? I dunno. I don't get neo-purity culture.

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tumblr tumblr bots I'll never stop thirsting over old character actors it's practically my brand I get no likes lol

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