Nothin Ta Lose.

Nothin’ ta’ lose.

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OH.  MY.  GOSH.

my reaction when i saw this

the year is 2017. a ufo lands in your backyard. out steps a group of aliens.

you gasp. “are you here to find our leader and kill him??”

the alien in front seems alarmed. “no, no, we all come in peace, why would you-”

“oh.” you sigh dejectedly. “i just- we have a really bad president. like really evil bad, i just thought-” you start to tear up.

the alien places a hand on your shoulder. “hey now, it’s okay, maybe you can tell us all about him and we’ll- we’ll see what we can do.”

Check out this playlist on @8tracks: BaD eNoUgH fOr YoU. by darkwingsnark.

Random Dude: Stop wavin’ your hands around like that, man!  It’s not masculine!

Me: I grew up in a house with three females, I can’t help it.

Random Dude: Nah, you need to be more masculine, man!

Me: You want me to be more masculine?

Random Dude: Yeah, man!

Me: *shrugs* Okay.  *punches him in the nose*

Random Dude: ARRGH!!!

Me: How’s that?

One’s fabulous and the other’s a fighter.

Repost that you ship them like this

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