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One day i will make or do something

painted a college fiddleford and ford polaroid :3

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

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Netherborne? <3

“Because you don’t have anything else! Did ending up here not get that through your head?!” He sets her down, grabbing her by the shoulders. “Lydia, I know you’re not this stupid. You try to run, someone’s just gonna grab you off the street and you’ll be right back here. Nobody’s gonna treat you anywhere near as good as you’ve got it with me, and you know it. You know what’s gonna happen to you with any other demon, right?”

She just glares up at him. He shakes her slightly.

“You are a stubborn-as-shit teenage netherborne who’s already falling apart. You know nobody’s going to pay as much as I do to keep you healthy, right? You’d just be cheap labour ‘till it killed you!”

“Why do you still think I care?!” she spits back. “Yeah, I know I’ve got nowhere else, so if I can’t stand you then what else have I got to lose? I’ll just walk off into the dust and die, how about that?!”

bringing back me and @bunnys-beetlejuice-blog's pirate au

trusting your first mate to come back when you send her ashore? lame, boring

emotionally blackmailing a teenager? now THATS where its at baybee

eldritch horror girlfriend: hey! my eyes are up here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and-

How to Win Friends and Influence People - Chapter 1 - moonbunnyblues - Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King [Archive of Our Own] Things are going well. Shockingly well. Surprisingly, unbelievably “after so many years of horseshit the ol’ B-Man’s luck has finally turned” well. He lives in a perpetual state of anxiety over it. He’s never been in a position like this before. Never had something work out for him so consistently and for so long. Sure, his annoying angel stalker had been an unwelcome addition to the cast, but by this point even Otho has seemed to sort of relax into the mundanity of their stalemate. Neither of them can relent, Otho for the sake of his assigned duty, and Beetlejuice because, and not to overstate it, but shit has never worked out this hard and this long for him, and he’s not about to leave the life he’s made here. So every day, a demon and an angel sit a few feet from each other, all their respective extra limbs and eyes wrapped up in two tight little human forms, and they pretend to know what things like “taxes” and “fiscal years” are.

How am I supposed to jump up, kick back, whip around, and spin in these conditions?

@possum-quesadilla you write corpsejuice too cute in these recent chapters!

Happy Blue appreciation day!! :3

Do not ask blorbo to get in the car...

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Beetlejuice community

heeey, i made a poll to get some statistics about the beetlejuice community, and im trying to get the result to be as unbiased as posible, it would be apreciated if y'all reblog this to get wider reach, maybe share the link in other socials!

The creature yet again

YOU’RE TALLER THAN ME!! NO FAIR /j

I have been blessed by the gods >:)

Actually don't know if the average heights are that different from the USA to Portugal, but here I'm considered tall for a girl

Unfortunately it brings some unwanted attention to my introvert self 😔 small price to pay ig lol

reblog this n tag it w how tall u r im curious

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

reblog to pet prev

Y'know I had to @possum-quesadilla

I loved that sequence sm lol

I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

Thanks!! Yes I'm trying to get used to coloring on paper, it's kinda hard since I'm a really messy person lol

Glad you liked it!

New chapter of @possum-quesadilla 's Lonely remnants was awesome to read!

New chapter of @possum-quesadilla 's Lonely remnants was awesome to read!

Barbara Maitland y'all!

Her hair is fun to draw :)

I usually make the first sketches on paper, should I start posting those with the final too?

Omg this is SO good!!

No pressure at all but. Here is a bunch of photos that might be fun to draw Beej and/or Lyds as! (Again no pressure to do all or even any of them, just a bunch of ideas :) )

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Brain rot so bad I'm imaging an au where Delores was in the first movie and has a bitter ex dynamic with Beetlejuice