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How to Win Friends and Influence People - Chapter 1 - moonbunnyblues - Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King [Archive of Our Own] Things are going well. Shockingly well. Surprisingly, unbelievably “after so many years of horseshit the ol’ B-Man’s luck has finally turned” well. He lives in a perpetual state of anxiety over it. He’s never been in a position like this before. Never had something work out for him so consistently and for so long. Sure, his annoying angel stalker had been an unwelcome addition to the cast, but by this point even Otho has seemed to sort of relax into the mundanity of their stalemate. Neither of them can relent, Otho for the sake of his assigned duty, and Beetlejuice because, and not to overstate it, but shit has never worked out this hard and this long for him, and he’s not about to leave the life he’s made here. So every day, a demon and an angel sit a few feet from each other, all their respective extra limbs and eyes wrapped up in two tight little human forms, and they pretend to know what things like “taxes” and “fiscal years” are.