Xxcrelisexx - Uh Oh Spagghettio - Tumblr Blog

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

Considering the recent targeted terminations against blogs run by transfems in the last couple of days (angel-athetos, fungalfaggot, coyote-roadkill, hound-mother, corpse-of-omelas-ageplayer and my previous blog, zebrabyopn3), some close friends and myself worked on a google form where users can make submissions for their terminated blogs. Too many of us have lost our blogs and everything in them, yet there's no existing record of blogs that have been terminated, so we want to change that. If you're not a transfem you can also answer, as we want data about all deleted blogs in general, like: the name of the banned blog, date of termination, and if there was a reason given or warning for the deletion (or not)

Google Docs

Tumblr Termination Submission

This is a submission form made for Tumblr users whose blogs have been terminated. This investigation will mostly focus on the unfair and tar

The form consists of 8 questions and takes around 3-5 minutes to answer. We'd appreciate sharing this with anyone that has been unfairly terminated, so we can create a record, so those blogs and their names can be remembered

Wolf Biter

My blogs are all going to lose sense of theme

My blogs are all going to lose sense of theme

I was going to draw a cat stretch with Sabes but I got lazy

Bro balls collection part 1

sorry i threatened to eat you i was trying to flirt

I went up to a park for my daily sunlight, the kind of prescription a doctor gives for an ailing Victorian child, and as I was there, crisping in the sun and the heat, a small boy ran up to me. He had a firm sense of intent, and he stepped about five feet from me very decidedly. He stood to me like a fighter you see, with one foot forward, slightly crouching, chubby hands balled into fists. I was watching but I wasn't going to respond. I don't go out of my way to interrupt the days of children, but he stomped his foot and he screwed up his face with determination and he let out this guttural yell at me. It wasn't a cry, he wasn't upset, but it was one solid note. His mother apologized and explained to me that he was going through a phase and believed he was a dinosaur. Children are so fucking delightful. I hope it isn't just a dinosaur phase, I hope he sticks with it.

by far the best part of grocery shopping is the little babies. i was carefully selecting mushrooms when i felt upon me a piercing gaze and looked up to see a very chubby and very red-cheeked baby staring intently at me from a grocery cart with a slightly furrowed brow, hand clutching an apple for dear life. i wiggled a mushroom at her and she gasped and kept staring. i turned back to the mushrooms and heard a shriek. i turned around and the baby stared in anticipation. i wiggled another mushroom and she shrieked again in delight. she looked down at the apple in her hand, considering it for a moment. fair-minded as she was, she decided it would only be right to wiggle produce at me in return, and she held up the apple and shook it with all her might. i think i could live forever now

Shout out to people to come to the blog, like and maybe reblog a bunch of shit and never follow. Love y'all. I'm like a tourist destination and fuck yeah I love my job.

time to have evil sex with my villain wife

I believe this is from volume 6 of the manga, I'll have to double check

Love this but don't know where its from, not from the manga I know that.

I am BEGGING you guys to cite your comic panels.

Please it will solve so many problems.

Never ever be normal about fictional characters but please GOD be normal about the people who play them, I am begging you

i think it’s really amazing how total strangers who have nothing in common but their shared love of a work of fiction will come together across distances and dedicate their time and energy working collaboratively to build an extensive, richly detailed fanon that completely fucking sucks

pick one. this is your new roommate

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And over heeee[...]eeeere (i)s Saturn.

Space Typography [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[A grayed-out sentence in the Times New Roman font reads "Optimistic aliens measure space typographically". The "O" in "Optimistic" is dark black and indicated as representing the Sun (not to scale). The dots of the letters "i" in the sentence are similarly dark black. The dot in the first "i" in "Optimistic" is indicated as representing Mercury; the dot in the second "i" represents Venus; the dot in the third "i" represents Earth. The dot in the "i" in "aliens" is indicated as representing Mars. The dot in the "i" in "typographically" is indicated as representing Jupiter. A measurement bar indicates that the distance between the "O" and the third "i" in "Optimistic" is equivalent to 1 AU (astronomical unit).]

[Caption below the panel:] Space tip: if you're ever lost in the inner Solar System, you can just type out the phrase "Optimistic aliens measure space typographically" in Times New Roman and use the dots as a map.

Credit -RINS

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