This Is Hands Down The Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen

This is hands down the funniest shit I've ever seen

i had to look up this word that rosette says when she’s braiding chrono’s hair in act 9. i thought the multiple meanings were interesting, because i’ve only ever read this translated as “it’s irritating” (or “it gets in your way”)

I hate kids. Abhor them. BUT, it is not my place to fuck up a kid's day, you know? A baby won't stop staring at me? Smile and wave. They love that shit.

Kid wants to infodump? Alright little dude, on the inside I cringe every time I notice how your hands are little sticky child hands that grab everything, but you got shit to say so I will listen cause someone else prolly isn't and you have a right to be heard at least sometimes.

I will never have kids, I will never willingly put myself in a position to take care of kids, but random kids choosing to interact with you is a level of trust that I cannot disrespect, y'know?

Small children choosing to interact with you is the biggest compliment, like a random baby waving at you on the bus, a child asking you a question at a restaurant. That shit is immaculate.

Get Warhammer friends, those little fuckers can't help but put figures together

hate when i see a nice figure and it turns out to be a garage kit 

Earth mattress is a coffin, fire mattress is a pyre

pretty fucked up that theres air mattresses and water mattresses, but no earth or fire ones. whats up witht hat huh

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

Msukaligwa Local Municipality

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what