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The Second Batch










The second batchš










Here is the first batch of Jiluka Halloween pfps ^_^
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More Posts from Xxr0tt1ngz0mb13
šŖ° is still funnier than me and talented and beautiful. Get praised in public, Idiot
MC needs some extra love
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Youāre having an off day. Your demons have asked to make sure nothingās actually wrong, just to be safe, but theyāve seen you like this a few times before. They understand. Youāre just feeling down for no particular reason. Just sad and low energy. Extra tired.
Nothing happened, no one hurt you, nothingās wrongā¦ you just woke up in a low mood. Because it simply be like that sometimes. You justā¦ need some extra affection today. No reason. Itās okay, theyāre not judging. Theyāll do what they can to cheer you up a littleāthey love you, you know. They want to see you smile at least once today.
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Lucifer:
When Lucifer notices your mood, he softens towards you a lot. He asks if anything is wrong first of courseāthey all doābut once he learns that thereās nothing he needs to correct and no one he needs to punish on your behalf, he just softens. He treats you more gently than usual.
He expects youāll get fed up entertaining all his brothers, with their endless chaotic energy. So he invites you to hide out with him in his office. You are invited to just sit with him and read, or put on some music, or play a game on your DDD, or just restā¦ or whatever it is that will help.
Heāll even let you curl up in his lap and cuddle with him if thatās what you want. That cheers him up too.
He quietly redistributes the most taxing of your chores for today amongst the seven of them, to give you time to recharge.
Youāll find Levi and Beel doing the dishes for you when itās your turn, or if youāre supposed to make dinner youāll find that Mammon and Asmo have already ordered everyone takeout, and theyāre already in the middle of setting it all out on the table. You wonāt have to do a thing! If you were supposed to clean up a common space in the house, itāll already be done by some of your assorted pact partners. You might even find sticky notes placed amongst your homework in Luciferās, Satanās, and Belphieās handwriting, suggesting edits and books titles to check for better information, and pointing out any parts in your work that are particularly well done.
When you check your DDD later, you see that Lucifer had instructed his brothers to take on what they can from you to make your life easier today. He was not planning on letting you know that, clearlyābecause he sent that in the brothers group chat. You only know because Karasuās spy feature showed you.
His support is shown in all these soft, quiet details. Peaceful moments. Simple, but unmistakable reminders of how loved you are. Itās okay if you donāt smile today, even though he would like you too. He will verbally remind you that loves you anyway.
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Mammon:
Mammonās first instinct, of course, is retail therapy. He offers to take you shopping. Heāll even pay for your stuff! He doesnāt mind if it makes you happy!
You appreciate that very muchāand maybe youād be happy to take him up on that if you were sad for a reason, butā¦ you just have no spare energy. Just thinking about going out exhausts you more. Youād have to deal with looking at things! And forming opinions, and deciding on stuff to buy! Thereās crowds and cashiers and bright lights and justā¦ stuff outside! You canāt, you just canāt. You have no energy and you canāt.
The first time Mammon sees you like this, heās confused. You donāt wanna go out? You donāt want any new stuff?? He sure hasnāt felt like that before!
He puts effort into figuring out what will actually help cheer you up instead. Heās considerate that way.
He tries taking you for a long drive. He tries taking tasks off your to-do list. He tries trailing after you all day to keep you company, holding your hand, chattering all day so you canāt hear your thoughts, staying quiet so you donāt get overstimulated. He cycles through every possible approach over the months, on every random day you happen to wake up like this.
Itās all greatly appreciatedāand hey, some of his ideas work better than the rest! You feel loved and cared for regardless. Itās impossible to miss how much he adores you.
Eventually though, he strikes gold!
That particular day, he had been telling you a stupid joke every time he ran into you, in an attempt to make you smile. He gets a weak grin for his troubles just about halfway through the day. He beams at you triumphantly at that, impulsively scooping you up for a hug and repeatedly kissing the top of your head, andāaha! THEREāS the smile he was looking for!
From that point on, he knows what to do!
The next time you wake up in this mood, he takes the first opportunity to give you a playfully over the top show of affection. Over the course of the day, he keeps doing it!
He runs into you in the hallway between classes, he (gently) aggressively ruffles your hair as he passes you. He finds you aimlessly walking through the house, you immediately get snatched into his arms for a nice long squeeze. You sit with him as heās scrolling through devilgram, he sets it aside for a moment to squish your cheeks between his hands and cover your forehead and nose with loud, playful kisses. You go up to him and request attention? You get kiss attacked, and he wonāt let up until you crack a smile!
Your brain hurts, he says, echoing your very first explanation. Itās okay though, he says. Heāll kiss it better, he says.
He is MORE than happy to completely discard the tsundere faƧade to lean into thisā¦ over-the-top affectionate silliness, as long as it continues to make you laugh and smile like that.
He wonāt admit it, butā¦ this is more honest. This is much closer to who he is at heart than his usual behaviour is. Try as he might, he canāt hide how much he cares to save his life.
The realest aspect of Mammon is not the dumbass, not the money-grubber, not the uncaring cool guy that he pretends to beā¦ no, itās the goofy dork who loves you SO much that heād go to any amount of effort to cheer you up.
Heās damn good at it too! HE was put in charge of your well-being for a reason! Heās the best big brother/guardian/friend/pact partner ever, and youāre his to take care of. Heās not letting HIS human go without smiling once for a whole day! Youāre the sole member of his family he can openly dote on, and dammit, he will!
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Levi:
Leviās go-to is, of course, distracting you with media. He tries games first, but if youāre too low-energy for that, he gets it. He tries anime, movies, shows, videos, manga, whatever you seem to respond best to.
Youāll notice a theme of letting others help, confiding in friends, opening up to people. There are repeated instances of characters asking for support from the rest of the cast and then being helped and taken care of. Lots of power of friendship stories, lots of hurt/comfort and āitās rotten workā ānot to me, not if itās youā and team-as-family.
Maybe, just maaaybe, heās trying to tell you something!
He relaxes when you explain that you just woke up like this, sometimes this just happens and itās no oneās fault, thereās no problem, he doesnāt have to worry about you. He gets that! Sometimes he wakes up like that too. It does happen!
Butā¦ youāre his player two! He wants to worry about you!
So he takes care of you the way he wishes someone would take care of him when he gets like that. Gives you the extra love he knows first-hand that you need right now. He lets you choose the entertainment, he holds your hand, and mirrors what you do to self-soothe.
If you wanna lie on the floor and stare at his jellyfish decorations, heās right next to you. If you wanna tell Henry how youāre feeling, heās right there with you doing the same so you donāt have to feel self-conscious. If youāre stimming, he will too. That one makes him happy as well! If you wanna burrow into a pile of blankets and plushies like a hognose snake, he totally gets it and will also do that. He does that anyway sometimes, just because itās comfy.
Thereās not a hint of judgement from Levi. Ever. He gets it.
When you guys HAVE to leave his room, like for meals and such, he lends you his headphones. So you donāt get overstimulated from all the noise his brothers make. He never goes far from you, either. He always stays close enough that you can reach for him if you want to.
After dinner, when youāre tired and done with trying to act normal (not that even one of your demons is fooled), Levi brings you back to his room. He asks if you have any requests, anything you want to do, anything he can do to help you. If you know what you need, heāll just do it. If you donāt, heāll offer comfort in some form that makes sense to him. He understands that all you really need is some extra love when youāre like this, so heās not at a loss. He gets it, he feels the same way sometimes, he can do that!
You end up curled up in his lap, hiding your face in his shoulder as he watches an anime youāve both seen before at a low volume. Familiar and comforting. Heās happy to just sit and chill with you until you feel like youāve recharged enough. He knows youād do the same for him.
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Satan:
Satanās instinct, once he learns whatās going on, is to bring you to the quiet spot outside where the stray cats he has befriended gather and then plonk the chillest one in your lap.
Cats are perfect fluffy little warm purring bundles of free therapy, after all. How could you not be recharged by this?
Heās not wrong, the cat definitely helps. It is in fact a perfect creature.
Butā¦ well, you donāt bother to spend the energy on saying so, but being outside isnāt really helping. You cringe at every loud noise. The wind ruffling your clothes every so often is annoying you. Youāre sitting on concrete and itās making you cold. The streetlights feel particularly aggressive to your eyes today. Very stabby. There are smells outside! No one wants that!
You love the cats, but Satan is giving them all his attention and youāre getting just a little bit jealous. You as well are giving the cat in your lap all your attention, andāas stupid as you feel about itāyouāre getting a little bit jealous about that too. You want attention too! All the cat has to do is be cute and soft and it can have all the petting and cuddling it wants! As it deserves, yes, butā¦ donāt you as well, though..?
You try to push that feeling away and just pet the cat. The cat did nothing wrong, you still love it, youāre supposed to be feeling MORE recharged from this! Notā¦ whatever it is you do feel. At the end of the day you still enjoy petting the cat and you donāt want it to leave. Thatās still true and thatās what matters, you tell yourself.
Eventually the cat decides itās had enough petting for now, and gets up. Satan checks on you, fully expecting you to be thoroughly cheered up! Instead he sees you staring forlornly at your hands, mostly zoned out. Confused, he asks if youāre okay.
You nod once, giving him a hollow smile.
Now heās concerned. He takes a minute to finish petting the cats surrounding himānoting the hint of jealousy in your eyes as you observe himāthen comes to sit on the concrete stair next to you.
He gently points out that he knows you well enough to detect a lie. Especially an unconvincing lie like that. You give a noncommittal hum in reply. Thatās all you have the energy for.
He wraps an arm around your shoulders, letting you slump against his side. Your head leans against his shoulder. His other arm comes up to stroke your head for a moment, then drops down again to take your hand.
In a small, tired voice, you thank him. He gives your hand a gentle squeeze in reply.
Eventually he adjusts you so he can hold you more comfortably. Every so often he kisses the top of your head, or rubs your shoulder, or squeezes your hand, or says something quietly to you. Pointing out a interesting leaf shape, telling you something inconsequential about his day, prompting you to look when one of the cats does something cute, reminding you that he loves you and itās okay to feel like this. That he enjoys your company no matter what mood youāre in.
This helps a lot more. Eventually you have enough energy to reply to him in full sentences! Heās visibly relieved at that. Still, he continues to hold you.
Itās after this point that a different cat comes up to you. It sniffs your shoelace then rubs itself against your leg. It flops over your shoe, stretching adorably with its little paws reaching up. It looks up at you all wide-eyed and cute, and finally you give a short puff of a laugh. Satan feels it more than hears it, but still!! He feels successful!
You pet this cat as it stands up and sniffs at your free hand. You look at it with a little smile. Thereās a bit more soul in this smile, to Satanās relief.
Later, as the two of you are leaving, he slips the cat a treat and whispers a thank you to it. Then he takes your hand again and leads you back home.
(He makes a mental note to himself for next time: pet the sad human first!! Then go see the cats!)
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Asmo:
Asmo notices that youāre having one of those days today, and he rushes to spoil you. Like Mammon, his first instinct is to take you shoppingābut specifically for clothes and makeup and skincare products. Stuff that would cheer him up.
But youāre tired, and he understands that. Itās okay, he still knows what to do!
Asmo brings you into his room. You curl up in a sad, tired lump on his bed. He lets you chill there while he gathers up the stuff he wants.
He returns to you with his arms full of stuff! Nail polish, face masks, a hairbrush, moisturizer and hair oil, etc etc. Stuff for taking care of you.
He makes a point of only doing stuff that doesnāt sting at all. No plucking eyebrows or messing with your cuticles or anything like that. Just the stuff that feels nice.
Asmo quietly chatters about people he knows and stuff heās used and whatever the latest gossip heās heard is. Not even really to inform you this time, because he knows youāre probably not gonna remember much when youāre like this, but more to provide you with a constant, grounding backdrop of his familiar voice.
He speaks softly to you as he wipes your face with cleanser and then proceeds with his skincare process. He gently brushes your hair, spending twice as long as necessary just because it feels nice. He insists you donāt bother to move as he sits next to you and paints your nails.
At some point he runs out of stuff to do, so he ends up just brushing over your face with a clean makeup brush. No product on it at all, heās just doing it to make you relax, because itās soft and it feels nice. Itās meditative, honestly. For both of you.
He spends a good long while doing that.
He finishes up and lies down next to you. He pulls you into a cuddle. You offer to return the favour for him. Do his skincare and hair and nails and stuff for him, spoil him backābecause he deserves the best.
For the first time ever, he declines. He shushes you and holds you tighter. This is the only situation in which he would ever refuse that!
He says youāre more than welcome to return the favour tomorrow if you like, but for now he just wants you to rest. He did all that for you to get you in this relaxed state youāre in right now, donāt get up and un-relax yourself so fast! Keep your brain turned off! Itās good for you sometimes!
ā¦ yes, Asmo is surprised by his own selflessness tooāmore surprised than you are by now, knowing him. Heās always been selfless for your sake since you first became his friend. It still surprises him though.
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Beel:
Beel is your best guy for validation. For quiet, thoughtful, unwavering support. Heās a lot more insightful than heās often given credit for. Heās one of the best people in this family in terms of emotional intelligence, no question about it.
He knows just what to do. He observes you as the day goes on, taking the first opportunity to pull you aside and check on you without any others around. Just to make absolutely sure thereās nothing else going on.
His voice is soft, his hands are gentle, and he puts effort into understanding you. Youāre family, he loves you so much! So of course he would.
Heāll share his food with you of courseāboth because he wants you to know that he loves you that much, and because heās trying to remove a task from your to-do list. You donāt have to think about getting food and preparing it and any of that if he just. Does it for you. You can spend your very limited energy elsewhere.
Heāll take you with him on his routine walk, just so you can have a change of scenery and an opportunity to chat uninterrupted.
He listens to you complain about being outside with his characteristic placid sympathyāa combination that would be a bit contradictory if it came from anyone else, but somehow makes perfect sense for Beel. Itās soothing. Reassuring, somehow. He helps a lot, just by being himself.
When you inevitably run out of energyāmuch quicker than you usually do, but you expected thatāhe offers to carry you. Or rather, he automatically goes to do it on muscle memory, because thatās just what he does with tired loved ones (Belphie usually). He catches himself and realizes he should ask first in this case. Just to make sure. Heās considerate like that.
You are very tiredā¦ and you want contact. So of course you accept the offer. How could you refuse when he offers so earnestly?
He walks in measured, consistent steps as he carries you. The sway of his movement is deliberately relaxing. Heās trying to lull you into a meditative haze, or maybe put you to sleep. Either is good, he thinks.
The warmth of him makes theā¦ everything about being outside when youāre feeling this way a lot more tolerable. The sounds of his footsteps, his breaths, his heartbeatā¦ all of that drowns out the background noise just enough. Your face is pressed into his jacket, so the streetlights donāt stab your eyes and all the distressingly inconsistent outside smells are entirely covered by the spices-aromatics-soap scent of Beel. Itās a smell you know very well, and the familiarity of it is grounding.
Everything about him is grounding, really. He really did know exactly what to do.
At the end of the dayā¦ itās okay if you donāt smile. He would like you to, of course, but he will meet you where youāre at. Anyway, itās more important to him that you feel like itās safe to show however it is you actually feel around him. He understands the amount of trust that takes, and heās honoured by it. Nothing is more important to him than that trust.
So, you donāt have to smile. Itās okay.
Donāt be strong, he tells you. Thereās no need, for now. Just let him. Rest, lean on his strengthāheās got more than enough for both of you. Heās got you. Heās not going anywhere.
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Belphie:
Oh, youāre tired? A bit sad, a bit grouchy? Damn. Looks like even HE has more energy than you today. Thatās not something he sees often! Well, thatās fine. He knows what to do.
Itās straight to baby jail with you!
In his arms, that is. In bed, surrounded by his best pillows, covered by the least warm heavy blanket he has, so you wonāt overheat but will still feel nice and covered.
He positions you so youāre facing each other, with your head tucked under his chin. So you have room to comfortably breathe and talk, but your face is still as covered as possible so you wonāt be bothered by any lights.
Emotional intelligence may not be Belphieās strong suit, but he is observant and he understands exhaustion. This may not exactly be the usual kind of exhaustion, but still! Thereās no demon better equipped to understand whatās going on with you right now, just by nature.
Heās totally fine with cuddling you in silence if you donāt feel like talking. That really works for him, actually, because it allows him to nap.
Not that he doesnāt WANT to listen to you. He does. Heād be happy to. But he gets it if you donāt wanna bother with that. Itās okay.
He will, however, delay taking a nap until you doze off first. He just wants to make sure youāre okay. Heās not about to just fall asleep and abandon you if you still need attention.
If youāre not falling asleep very fast, he will help. Not with magic, surprisingly. Heās being moreā¦ gentle, he supposes, than that in this situation.
He talks quietly about nothing important. The soft drone of his voice, kept consistent and deliberately soporific, melts into your brain like butter, slowing it way down. Blocking everything else out. Gradually turning it off. One hand rubs your back slowly, almost as if to match the rhythm of his voice.
Itās so relaxing. You feel like you could stay like this forever and never want to move, youāre that comfortable.
Belphie knows what heās doing.
It works really well! He makes sure you feel loved and cared for, then makes sure you get some extra rest. Mental and physical recharging.
Of course, you wake up feeling a lot better. Maybe not entirely back to your normal self yet, but definitely better. How could you not?
Youāre a lot less tired after youāve slept, and less sad tooā¦ so heās succeededābut youāre still not smiling!
He can fix that, right?
He lets you get up and stretch first, of course. He does the same. Before you leave the room though, he wraps you up in another hug.
He pulls back to examine your face after a minute or two.
Hmmā¦ you look comfy, but still no smile! He canāt have that! So he hugs you tightly again, but this time his fingers start to lightly poke and brush over your sides. Heās trying to force you to smile by tickling you. Heās not gonna do too much, heās not trying to overwhelm you. He stops as soon as you crack a smile.
There we go, he says as he gives you one last gentle squeeze. That was all he wanted, he tells you.
He doesnāt let go of you for long, over the rest of the day. Always holding your hand, giving you random hugs, draping himself over your shouldersābut without making you take all his weight for once, because he knows youāre still kinda tired. Enough of it to be soothing, but no more. Just so you donāt get lonely. He doesnāt want you to get all sad again.
If you do get sad again though, itās okay. He will squish the sadness out of you all over again, as many times as you need. He doesnāt mind.
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Wait, This Is a Date!?
Riddle, Idia, and Malleus with an autistic reader who didn't realize they were on a date
Male/gn reader, autistic reader, missed signals, Idia is implied to also be autistic
A/N: I've noticed that some people aren't very obvious when asking someone out or generally establishing their feelings. I actually realized that one of my ex-friends stopped being friends with me because I wasn't picking up on their signals, what's up with people lmao

One afternoon after you had finished all of your classes, your closest "friend" approached you looking rather nervous and asked you to accompany them later. Seeing this as just a request to hang out was friends, you accepted. When he suddenly thanks you for going on a date with him halfway through your activity your caught off guard.
"Wait, this is a date!?"
Riddle Rosehearts
Oh boy, be prepared to start apologizing because the once surprised look on his face at your sudden outburst melted to one of pure sadness. He was absolutely dejected
He took this as you rejecting him halfway through the date he put so much effort into
He even baked all the pastries for your little tea party date :(
He cleared his throat and straightened his posture. He put on a serious face despite clearly being on the verge of tears, and apologized for... making you uncomfortable? Wasting your time?
Well that wasn't what you wanted
In another quick outburst you cut him off and say that you didn't actually mean it in a negative way
You started doing the usual over-explaining hoping that he wouldn't get the wrong idea (more than he already had) and apologizing for not getting his signals
The relief he felt in that moment was something he doesn't think he can compare to anything else in his life
He actually started crying for the fact that "oh thank the sevens they're not rejecting me"
After he calmed down the two of you went back to your tea party date, although both of you aware aware that it was a date this time
bonus: Trey and Cater screaming internally after watching all of that from afar (They'd be there for Riddle's first date as emotional support you can't convince me otherwise)
Idia Shroud
Lord have mercy you're going to kill him
It took him so much to build up the courage Ortho blackmailing him to come over and play video games just for you to not know he was asking you on a date???
He played Stardew Valley with you what could be more romantic than that???
He kinda just sits there and stares at you
He's processing give him a minute
Literally the only response he gives you is just a "Uhh..yeah. Duh." (he's trying to not give away how disappointed he is)
And in you just respond with an "Oh."
Awkward level 100%
After sitting there for a few seconds rocking back and forth to make yourself a little more comfortable, you take a deep breath and lean your head on his shoulder
"Well I like this date."
He tries to hide his flustered face after that, but you can see the tips of his hair turn a soft pink in contrast to the usual blue
He really is bad at hiding his emotions
for the rest of the night the two of you keep playing video games together, and you eventually fall asleep on him, which he freaks out about but tries not to wake you up
Really just two autistics trying to figure out how to date and flirt
Malleus Draconia
So funny thing
He thought the two of you were a couple long before the two of you went on your "first date"
You know that thing on tiktok that's like "check with your autistic s/o that they know your dating because it turns out I've been dating someone for months and had no clue" Yeah that's the two of you
In his eyes it was established that the two of you had been dating. He probably confessed in his old poetic fae way of talking.
So he was just like "You are the sunrise to my day, the cool breeze on a summers day, the blood in my veins." and you were just like "Yep me and my good ol' pal Malleus. besties :)"
What do you mean friends don't give each other little trinkets they find pretty? What to you mean that's fae courting?
What do you mean friends aren't that affectionate? What do you mean friends don't hold hands, hug, and tell each other how much they appreciate them?
Honestly when you burst out with the question, he just laughs after a minute while you sit there flustered and confused
he has to sit you down and explain to you that you've both been dating for at least three months by this point. Lilia was even starting to ask him if he was going to ask you to marry him (he's impatient)
He does make sure that you're okay with this relationship and that you actually want to date him
After this you're relationship grows even stronger rather than growing weaker, he thinks it's endearing
He'll make sure to be more forward and literal with you from now on

if I'm being honest all three of them give me "autistic just not diagnosed yet" vibes. Ty for reading and have a nice day
Please tell me itās not just me that reads f!reader but auto changes it in my head to masc stuff. Like there is so little male reader content so I have resorted to this.
(Sometime with smut give it gets confusing tho ROFLMAO)
I don't want to be so crazy and already making a meme about this card, BUT THE PARASITE IN MEā