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I need to say something because it seems to be the case that many of you all are only looking at the pancake shop like that's the main problem of this game. IT ISN'T!
the main problem is that pb puts every card behind a paywall. They don't even give out any cards that were supposed to go into the normal gacha. If they are truly thankful and hope for us to keep playing they need to stop making us pay for every single thing. It's ridiculous. Yes the keys are needed indeed but what can you all do with keys if you have no cards to spend it on?.. I won't delete the game but I'm sure as hell won't spend a single penny since it seems to be the case that they just throw our money out on waste like little stickers and logos wich you don't really need.
Now side rant since many of y'all saw that they made a tweet about satan's birthday I like to add that that's not doing anything pb. Just because they make some things for free doesn't mean the main problems are solved. What are they thinking?? It's nice and all but why can't they finally address the E-mails and comments that have been left. Stop ignoring us already this is childish to no end and VERY unprofessional.
feeling guilty everytime i log into obey me and see satan on my screen after playing what in hell is bad and thirsting for whb satan 💔
feeling guilty everytime i log into obey me and see satan on my screen after playing what in hell is bad and thirsting for whb satan 💔
I’m currently in the midst of creating a What in "Hell" is bad? amino!
Feel free to join in on the fun✨I’d be happy to have you
Low quality cuz it’s funnier
This is what I imagined when I read this post
Read left to right
Decided to do one ten-pull with the large(gold) keys and even though I'm not really a Minhyeok fan I figured why not do it in the Halloween gacha cause what's the harm right?
Please don't hate me Minnie fans 😬
BUT GUESS WHO ELSE CAME WITH HIM??
Satan really is such a jealous bitch 😂 couldn't let Minnie come alone 😂
Since I'm presuming these are the only kings in the pool for now I've got them all 🥲
I made a whb amino
Most of the preparation is done, and it's ready to welcome whb fans!
Satan is not okay with this
The amino started gaining members AAAH
So happy
I'm working on features and all those info blogs
I made a whb amino
Most of the preparation is done, and it's ready to welcome whb fans!
The amino is getting more and more members!!
We're at 17 members, with 4 that are online everyday.
Artists are sharing their work.
People are making connections.
I'm proud.
I made a whb amino
Most of the preparation is done, and it's ready to welcome whb fans!
Satan tries so hard to be careful with you. He really does. He’s counting to ten in his head and trying to keep his thrusts slow and steady. But your cunt feels too good. The way you tighten around him has him gripping the headboard too hard, making it crack under his hand.
And when you let out that gasping moan only you can do… his name coming out as a whine… he can’t control himself anymore. He growls and loses his composure. He can’t stop himself from pinning you down and fucking you into the mattress until you’re well past three orgasms.
“More.” He growls into your ear as you cum for the fourth time. You’re at the mercy of his wrath and you don’t even care. You want him to break you, to lose complete control and have you how he really wants to.
WHB? Satan x GN! Reader who angrily nut punches an angel
Warning: Yes, literally a Johnny Cage Nut Punch, why? Because it's funny. Also spoilers in the end of chapter 1 Ig??? Also a little explicit. 🤏 Also no proofread.
[A/N] I may or may not be a little obsessed with MK even though I don't play the game, also I'm currently in chapter 2-8 of WHB. Requests for What in Hell is Bad is open. - AdminC 🤓
When you found out angels were turning demons in angels against their will, you were pissed out of your mind. Then they put the blame on you that God went missing just because you were related to Solomon, you just wanted to go home and have a sense of normalcy, you didn't asked to be dragged to hell and solve their problems till they crossed the line of taking Minhyeok's life and having to severe all Solomon's contracts. You were tired and angry, even having to deal with the constant need of "energy" to even continue on forward.
Satan
Satan felt your rage and honestly you were getting used to him feeling excited whenever you sigh in annoyance when you angels blocking the way every so often. But a band of angels ambushed you four, Sitri, Satan and Ppyong went on forward to deal with the group of angels. However one of them passed threw Ppyong and Ppyong immediately screamed Satan for help while also rushing to stop the bloodthirsty Angel from hurting you. Satan and Sitri turns around after quickly dealing with the last angels and ran towards you, yelling for you to at least run.
You didn't run, you stand on your ground and the angel laughed at you for being stupid, pointing their sword at you. They swing their sword, but you duck and did a split, you pulled all your might and anger into your fist and punch right on the angel's groin. With Satan ending Angel's life right there.
Satan grinned when you finally stand up after pulling the nut punch stunt, he was blushing madly when he taste your rage from that punch and honestly it made want to take you there and then. He wants you punch with even more rage, he quickly stopped day dreaming of your anger for him when Sitri and Ppyong checked on your well-being. Satan smiled and told that you did a good job defending yourself, Gehanna is filled with strong demons and he's glad that your strong on the human-standards. He then pulls you by the wrist and whispers in your ear, and held you very close to him that his groin's on top of your thigh.
"(Y/n), your anger and stunt got me worked up. Fuck, Next time let's take this to the bedroom yeah~?
WHB Series #1 (cont.)
Minhyeok: What are we doing here?
*They are in an old, abandoned church.*
MC: We'll wait here until Satan arrives.
Minhyeok: ...
Minhyeok: MC.
MC: What?
Minhyeok: You promised me you would stop practicing witchcraft.
Minhyeok: What is this?
MC: I did-
Minhyeok: Then explain to me why an angel tried to attack us and a demon showed up to protect you.
MC: I don't know! Well- I don't know anything about that angel at least!
Minhyeok: Alright. Then explain about the demon.
MC: Okay. I've been dreaming about him for years, and he doesn't always look like that.
Minhyeok: And?
MC: And he... *clears throat*
MC: He had always asked me if we could do the devil's tango.
Minhyeok: DID YOU?!
MC: Of course not! I'm a virgin from head to toe, mind and soul!
Minhyeok: ...
Minhyeok: Okay, I believe you. But why did you make a deal with him?
MC: Because I thought it would be cool.
Minhyeok: ...
Minhyeok: MC, I swear-
Satan: You're quite noisy for someone hiding.
MC: Satan!
Satan: I was able to force him to retreat. But it won't be long till he comes back with reinforcements.
MC: Ugh...
Minhyeok: What did MC do to him?
Satan: Nothing, but their ancestor did.
MC: Solomon.
Minhyeok: Solomon... The Wise King Solomon?
MC: Yeah. *sigh* Why are his enemies after me?
Satan: He's been accused of killing god.
MC: BRO- What?! How's that even possible?!
Minhyeok: Isn't god... immortal?
Satan: Yes. And I don't really know about those angels.
Satan: One thing we're sure of is that he had disappeared.
Minhyeok: But what does MC have to do with any of this?
Satan: They're a descendant of Solomon.
Satan: *points at MC* His soul is within you.
MC: ...
MC: Ew! Is that why you've been asking to fuck me?
Satan: *laughs*
Minhyeok: MC, language.
Satan: Anyway, you need to do something for me after I saved your lives.
Minhyeok: Money? Sure. I can pay you-
Satan: I don't need money.
Satan: MC, you're coming with me.
MC: Huh? Where?
Satan: To hell.
MC: ...
Minhyeok: What?!
Satan: We're in a war right now, and I need your help to win against angels.
Satan: I'm sure you still remember what we discussed all these years.
MC: ...
MC: *sigh* Yes.
Minhyeok: MC! Don't tell me you're really coming with him!
MC: I don't have a choice alright!
MC: It's better that I go with him than the other guys!
Minhyeok: There are others?!
Satan: Wait. There are?! Who visited you besides me?!
MC: Uh, a bunch of them? I didn't bother remembering their names.
Minhyeok and Satan: ...
MC: *packing some of their stuff*
Minhyeok: ...
MC: Hey, do you think I should bring my gun?
Satan: We have weapons you can use in Gehenna.
MC: Cool.
Minhyeok: MC.
MC: Yeah?
Minhyeok: Can't I go with you?
MC: No.
Minhyeok: Why?!
MC: If you die there, I'll die too.
Minhyeok: ...
Satan: So in short, he'll be a nuisance.
Minhyeok: I-I can fight! I can protect you too while doing so!
MC: No. You're staying.
Minhyeok: ...
Minhyeok: Please come back safe.
MC: ...
MC: I'll come back breathing.
Minhyeok: MC.
Satan: *laughs*
WHB Series #1 (cont.)
Minhyeok: What are we doing here?
*They are in an old, abandoned church.*
MC: We'll wait here until Satan arrives.
Minhyeok: ...
Minhyeok: MC.
MC: What?
Minhyeok: You promised me you would stop practicing witchcraft.
Minhyeok: What is this?
MC: I did-
Minhyeok: Then explain to me why an angel tried to attack us and a demon showed up to protect you.
MC: I don't know! Well- I don't know anything about that angel at least!
Minhyeok: Alright. Then explain about the demon.
MC: Okay. I've been dreaming about him for years, and he doesn't always look like that.
Minhyeok: And?
MC: And he... *clears throat*
MC: He had always asked me if we could do the devil's tango.
Minhyeok: DID YOU?!
MC: Of course not! I'm a virgin from head to toe, mind and soul!
Minhyeok: ...
Minhyeok: Okay, I believe you. But why did you make a deal with him?
MC: Because I thought it would be cool.
Minhyeok: ...
Minhyeok: MC, I swear-
Satan: You're quite noisy for someone hiding.
MC: Satan!
Satan: I was able to force him to retreat. But it won't be long till he comes back with reinforcements.
MC: Ugh...
Minhyeok: What did MC do to him?
Satan: Nothing, but their ancestor did.
MC: Solomon.
Minhyeok: Solomon... The Wise King Solomon?
MC: Yeah. *sigh* Why are his enemies after me?
Satan: He's been accused of killing god.
MC: BRO- What?! How's that even possible?!
Minhyeok: Isn't god... immortal?
Satan: Yes. And I don't really know about those angels.
Satan: One thing we're sure of is that he had disappeared.
Minhyeok: But what does MC have to do with any of this?
Satan: They're a descendant of Solomon.
Satan: *points at MC* His soul is within you.
MC: ...
MC: Ew! Is that why you've been asking to fuck me?
Satan: *laughs*
Minhyeok: MC, language.
Satan: Anyway, you need to do something for me after I saved your lives.
Minhyeok: Money? Sure. I can pay you-
Satan: I don't need money.
Satan: MC, you're coming with me.
MC: Huh? Where?
Satan: To hell.
MC: ...
Minhyeok: What?!
Satan: We're in a war right now, and I need your help to win against angels.
Satan: I'm sure you still remember what we discussed all these years.
MC: ...
MC: *sigh* Yes.
Minhyeok: MC! Don't tell me you're really coming with him!
MC: I don't have a choice alright!
MC: It's better that I go with him than the other guys!
Minhyeok: There are others?!
Satan: Wait. There are?! Who visited you besides me?!
MC: Uh, a bunch of them? I didn't bother remembering their names.
Minhyeok and Satan: ...
MC: *packing some of their stuff*
Minhyeok: ...
MC: Hey, do you think I should bring my gun?
Satan: We have weapons you can use in Gehenna.
MC: Cool.
Minhyeok: MC.
MC: Yeah?
Minhyeok: Can't I go with you?
MC: No.
Minhyeok: Why?!
MC: If you die there, I'll die too.
Minhyeok: ...
Satan: So in short, he'll be a nuisance.
Minhyeok: I-I can fight! I can protect you too while doing so!
MC: No. You're staying.
Minhyeok: ...
Minhyeok: Please come back safe.
MC: ...
MC: I'll come back breathing.
Minhyeok: MC.
Satan: *laughs*
Help- it’s been like this ever since I got my accounts-
Mpreg with kings? I think mammon can lactate with those big milkers
Whb kings pregnant
gn mc, no warnings really except mentions of pregnancy and slight mentions of nsfw
note: not gonna lie i dont know much about mpreg so this is really short and mostly just thoughts on how i think the kings would act while pregnant lmao, i tried though but i really have like no idea how to write mpreg 😭
more under the cut
Satan
definitely wants kids, ghenna has the most romantic demons so its no surprise that he wants to start a family with you
he would be the best dad when they're born, but while he's pregnant he is probably the second to worst
mood swings, constantly. he's constantly pissed off and very protective of you even though he's the one who's pregnant. think about how animal moms get territorial when they have babies and that is 100% him
i feel like his depression would also get a bit worse bc pregnancy hormones are hell
he's so happy to be having your kid though
Mammon
handling it really well honestly. he's very gentle and cautious for you and the baby now, he doesn't want to hurt either of you and will protect you by any means
his greed has gotten a bit more powerful too because now he has both of his greatest treasures
buying the best of the best stuff for the baby, clothes, a crib, toys, etc. that baby is going to be spoiled when they're born.
you try to say that a baby probably cant use solid gold toys but he just said that since the baby is half demon and part of him they'll naturally be strong enough
honestly he might be right because when the baby starts "kicking" in his belly you swear it looked like a imprint of a version of his gold fists
now you understand why its the demons that get pregnant instead of the human.
his titties somehow get bigger while he's pregnant too
Beelzebub
pregnancy cravings. he will crave the weirdest shit you've ever heard of. and in the biggest portions you could imagine. you'd think he was eating for 300 instead of 2
he actually doesn't wander as much while pregnant since he wants to protect you and the baby, though he does still dissappear out of nowhere sometimes much to baels dismay
he gets sick and nauseous pretty often though in the later months. you know the phrase butterflies in your stomach? well he just gets flies in his stomach since the baby is too young to control that power yet. kind of horrifying tbh but he's handling it okay
right after the baby is born bael locks down the entire palace until you get beelzebub pregnant again. his argument is that its the only way to keep beel in avisos
Leviathan
he is the actual worst. he doesn't just get mood swings he is constantly pissed off while pregnant. would probably also be the type to cry while pissed off for no reason while in private.
hangs anyone in hades for the smallest things. shoes untied? hang. came to talk to him while he's in a bad mood? hang. breathed too hard? hang.
very very protective of you and the baby. no ones allowed to even look at you or his baby bump at this point. even when the babborn no one is allowed to hold them besides you two. they're not even allowed within 6 feet
he gets the baby the most beautiful stuff for their nursery though.
he also feels very prideful while pregnant, knowing that many of the other kings and demons are jealous that he's the one having your child. he's feeding off their envy
Lucifer
he is handling it the best out of everyone. you wouldn't even be able to tell he's pregnant if it weren't for the baby bump.
he was very skeptical about having a child though especially during this war. much less with the descendant of solomon. nonetheless, he is happy to be having a child.
stays in paradise lost the whole time unless absolutely necessary. he will not let anyone harm you or his child
still doesn't talk much, and stays in his garden most of the time to relax. you are welcome to come and sit with him though as long as you're quiet. he does get a bit more agitated by a lot of noise
the seraphim are seething and will definitely try to attack you more often though. they see you as evil incarnate for not only making lucifer sin but also getting him pregnant. lucifer wont have any of that
Thank you for coming home Satan. I wanted Attack Leviathan’s artefact but this is better!!
Ladies and gentlemans, boys and girls...
I FUCKING GOT HIM!!! HAHAHAH
More two goldies for my collection~ maybe i should show my team..
So... I enver tought i was gonna get him... But i'm happy nonthenless
Even tough Leviathan is dominating my game with his cards
Look what i got~
Ok so, this make me with...
2 Mammon cards
3 Leviathan cards
1 Beelzebub card
And 0 Satan cards... (I think he hates me)
Anyway, that's all