Well Im Very Happy.

Well I’m very happy.

KSKSJSLSKSKLASIIS OKAY GENOS-

I'D NEVER SAY NO TO U 🤚

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Imagine Lucifer receiving an envelope and him opening it and finding a card that says

“Happy Father’s Day”

and of course he’s confused as it probably a prank by one of his brothers but then he thinks about it wondering if maybe? Then he’s angry. He sighs and opens the card and it reads.

“To Lucifer, happy Father’s Day love, Cerberus”

He’s shocked, relieved but mostly confused until he notices the hand writing a Mc’s. he sighs relieved that it’s something stupid.

Mammon x Female! Reader

A/N: Sorry but Mammon is a bottom or a sub in my book. Also Mammon sleeps in the nude according to the wiki. And according to Levi is lesson 1 or 2 in the og game don’t remember what number though.

Also women like to hear their mans nosies and whatnot am I right??

(Asks the 26 year old virgin.)

Btw: the reader is in pyjamas and it’s just a oversized shirt and underwear.

The human _____ sighed as she looked for her wallet in every bag she had used recently. “Ugghh, where is it!!?” She asked realising the obvious answer is that it was stolen by the obvious person. She sighed trying to calm down as she walked on the cold hardwood floors realising she should have put shoes on or something. She knocked on the greedy goblin’s bedroom door. She waited a few moments and heard nothing so she opened the door and looked around the lights were off as it was 6 in the morning on a Saturday. She switched the light on and there was some form of movement from the greed monster. “..mhmm..not yet..” he said rolling onto his back and covering his eyes with his arms. She shut the door and angrily walked up to his bed and slammed her hands down onto the mattress while saying. “Where’s my bloody wallet!!” He jumped up pulling the sheet up to his chest. “_-____!! W-what!?!?” He said his heart pounding. “Where’s my wallet!?” She said putting her foot on the bed and resting her arms on. “Wallet!?” He asked looking at her in her pyjamas her loose shirt showing a lot of chest. “Your the only one who would’ve stolen it and I’ve looked everywhere else..” she said watching him squirm in his place noticing a rise in the sheet. “...really, this turns you on.” His face flushes with red and he looks away. “I-I uh...Oh c-come on it’s early in the morning a-and I’m a man for crying out loud!!” He said and she grinned angrily and placed her foot onto his protruding erection.

“A-auggh..” Mammon groaned softly as she moved his erection around with her toes it feeling strange against her foot. “Where’s my wallet, Mammon?” She asked twisting her toes wanting her answer. “_-____, I-I didn’t take your Leonard de Ton limited addition wallet!!” She smirked finding the truth. “I never told you who made my wallet cause if you knew you’d know it was a fake.” She said as his member quivered hardening even more before he came into the sheet some of his cream settling itself onto her toes. “..gross..” She said wiping her foot on his bed. “WHAT? A fake so it’s worth nothi-!” She pushes her toes down on the tip of his so called manhood. “So you did steal it..” she said pushing her foot down hearing the so call man under her groan in pleasure.

“_-____~. You know I can’t help it..” Mammon said breathing heavily as he fidgeted in his spot. “That’s not the point, you shouldn’t have stolen my wallet, now where IS IT!!” She said pushing her foot down once more. He groaned once more gripping the bed sheet as he dropped the sheet covering his chest. “I-I can’t-hhahhggg~” he said before she cut him off. “Don’t you dare cum, until I say you can.” She said looking around his room noticing clothes thrown everywhere and seeing his RAD uniform just laying on the ground. She picks up his tie and walks back to him lays him on his stomach and ties his hands behind him. He whimpers knowing he can’t disobey her because of the pact. “I-I don’t think I can stop myself much longer.” He says feeling himself on the verge. “Don’t you dare!” She says quickly. He groans once more as she turns him around and kneels over him. “Where’s my wallet and then you can cum..” she says angrily. He shuddered and groaned biting his lip. “I-it’s-guuhh!” He moaned as his release came and shot up onto her shirt and dripped down onto her bare leg. “..gross..” she said looking down at him as his manhood slowly fell as we as the sheet. He breathed heavily. “..m..m-more! Please..” he said looking to the side his face covered in red.

“Really, Mammon? You expect me to do anything else for you, someone who stole my wallet?” She shook her head. “I-it’s in the car..” he said defeated. “Great.” She said crawling off of him. “W-wait, ______ you can’t just leave me like this!!” He said panicking. “Your a demon, you could of stopped me a anytime.” She said walking up the stairs to the car after she grabbed the keys from the table. “O-oh, right...” he whispered to himself breaking free and quickly rushing after her upstairs making sure his junk was fine on the way. She stopped and as she was about to press the button to open the car she was pushed up against it. “Ahh!” She said as her chest was against the hood of the car. “What the hell!?” She said feeling his shaft against her clothed entrance. “You can’t just leave me like this!” He said pulling her underwear to the side and started to prod her entrance before slowly burrowing himself into her at an alarming rate. “Ouch! W-wait, slow down!!” She said pain on her face as he submerged himself into her. “You didn’t go slowly on me?” He said. “Well, yeah but I was interrogating you and it’s not like I inserted anything into you!!” She said cringing at the pain. As he stopped sighing but understanding as he waited for her to get comfortable. “...” she grunted a little as she adjusted to his size. “Huggh..okay you can move now.” She said and he immediately started to burrow inside of her even farther feeling her become wet as he plugged himself inside of her after each thrust.

Mammon pushed her down further onto the hood of his prized car not caring at the moment as he was feeling great as he was the one doing this act with ______. “F-fuck!” He said biting his lip gently tugging on her hair as he continued his assault on her treasure trove. He leaned back feeling his pleasure heightening. She moaned softly as he hit a sensitive spot. “Uaahh, faster.” She said and he did what she asked and pounded into her faster his tongue hanging out as he felt his release coming and he quickly pulled out of her and his cream coated her ass. He breathed heavily as she felt empty and disappointed. “Well glad your happy as that’s the third time you’ve cum the morning and it’s not even 6:30 yet.” She said readying herself to leave. “Oh I’m not done.” He said turning her around and pushing her further onto the hood of the car and pushing her legs apart as he reinserted himself into her treasure cove going deeper than before. “AhhH!” She moaned surprised as he dipped into her finding that sacred spot and stabbed at it hungrily as he pushed her legs further apart her back arching onto the hood of the car as she finally felt her climax rising with each trust the breaths out of sink as well as their moans and grunts before finally her climax arrives her walls clenching him and her liquids coating his manhood and leaking out of her as he pulled out of her coming onto her once more groaning as he did. “W-wow you really are greedy...” she said chuckling and he chuckled with her. “N-now get me my wallet I have places I need to be today..” she said and started to fix herself up before she left his room and he did what she asked.

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Hope you enjoyed the teasing.

Thank you for reading my garbage.

Lord/Prince Diavolo x Female! Reader

The human _______ was looking for her bracelet that she got from her friend in the human world and her search had lead her to the student council room as it was the last place that she remembered wearing it. She opened the door and closed it behind her noticing she wasn’t alone in the room. “Oh, sorry am I disturbing, Lord Diavolo?” Diavolo chuckled and walked towards her. “You know you don’t have to call me that when we’re alone.” He said grasping her hands gently. “Only when, Lucifer is around.” He said and kissed her cheek. “I-I know but it just a force of habit.” She blushed a little. “Anyway, what bring you here dear? Oh that rhymes!” He chuckled. “Well, I’m looking for my bracelet and this was the last place I remember wearing it.” She said looking around for it. “Would it happen to be purple and black with little charms hanging off of it?” He said pulling it out of his pocket. “Oh my god, you found it!” She said smiling up at him. He smiled back at her disregarding what she said as he put the bracelet on her wrist. “I wish you’d wear the necklace I gave you.” He said sounding sad. “I am though.” She said moving her shirt away from her neck. He grinned from ear to ear as he saw the gold chain the was unmistakable golden chain. “I’m glad.” He said bringing her hands towards his face and kissing her fingers gently. “I know that we’re in the student council room buuut...could we just stay here for a little while?” He ask sounding reluctant for her to leave. “Well I don’t need to be anywhere until dinner so I guess we can if you say it’s ok.” She says and smiles at him softly. He grins and pulls her to his council seat and sits down patting his lap for her. “Are you sure? I’m not to heavy am I?” She asks feeling ashamed.

“What of course not!” Diavolo said and pulled her onto his lap snuggling his face into her neck as he does. “______, your beautiful.” He says kissing her neck. She giggles at his playfulness. “Thank you.” She says and pecks him on the lips and pulls away but he pulls her back instantly and kisses her with fierce passion as his arms wrap around her waist pulling her closer to him. He slips his tongue into her mouth as he explores her mouth like he has done multiple times. She pulls away and breathes heavily as he rubs circle on her hips. “I see where this is going.” She says and he just grins up at her. “If your not okay with it, we can go someplace else~?” He asks innocence in his voice despite his intentions. “W-what if we get caught!?” She asks worries. “I’m the prince so it doesn’t matter.” He says. “Well yeah but it would be embarrassing.” She says playing with her fingers. “It’s ok I’ll make sure we don’t.” He says with a grin. “I- okay then, but we have to be careful.” She says booping his nose. “We will.” He says pulling her onto his lap even further. “So you’re already excited then?” She said as she could feel his girth beneath her. He chuckles awkwardly.

“______, dear w-would you be able to do something for me.” Diavolo asked this was the first time he had stuttered. “What is it?” She asked rubbing his hand gently. “I know it’s selfish of me to ask but....could you give me a...what was it, Asmo called it? Hmm.....oh a knob slob?” He asked himself thinking. “...d-do you mean a blowjob?” She asked heat raising to her face. “Yes that’s it. Could you?........please!?” He asked. “I-....okay but I’ve never done this before alright.” He nods. “It’s okay, I would just like to be indulged a little.” He grins as he pulls her to him once more kissing her again as he slides off her blazer and drops it to the floor. “We wouldn’t want this getting dirty.” He says in a sly voice as he unbuttons some on her shirt and licks her exposed chest the necklace he gave her glittering in the light. She could feel his girth growing impatient as she moved her fingers to his coat and in buckled the belt on his coat so she couldn get to his girth. “Diavolo, I need some help!” She says and he compiled and takes off his coat and smiles at her as he kissed her once more. She slides off of him on to the floor to get into position as she unbuckles his actual belt and unbuttons is pants finally zipping down the zipper his girth almost free as she pulls his underwear away his girth finally feeling the cool air and he sighs in relief. “Have you been pent up lately?” She asks gently taking hold of his girth. “O-only cause we haven’t done anything in so long-“ he pauses as she slowly licks the tip not exactly sure how to do this but she’s trying. “A-and I want you to be with me.” He says truthfully but still hiding something. “Okay, well don’t stay this pent up.” She says sucking on the tip and slowly moving her hand up and down his shaft. He shuddered and nods as he plays with her hair softly. She puts his length deeper into her mouth as she continues to move her fingers along his length remembering that he enjoys that.

The door opened slowly and Diavolo shot forward his member going deeper into her mouth as he quickly grabbed a pen. “My Lord are you okay in here?” Barbatos asked. “Y-yes everything’s fine just finishing somethings.” He said. Barbatos nodded. “How long will you be sir?” Barbatos asked. “About half an hour or so.” He says pretending to write on a document. “Okay, I’ll meet you at home then.” Barbatos said. “See you at home, Barbatos.” He says as Barbatos leaves and shuts the door.

Diavolo sighs and looks down. “Are you okay my dear?” He asks and she nods as she continues to blow him each time her mouth swallowed him a little more. He shuddered his grip on the pen tightens as he can feel his release on the verge. She pulls his underwear down and gently strokes his crowned jewels. Drool slips out of his mouth at her touch as he shuddered and groans quickly covering his mouth as he came. She backs away quickly coughing but swallowing some of his cream while a lot of it goes on her chest and face. “A-are you okay, Diavolo?” She asks still coughing a little. “Why are you the one asking that?” Diavolo chuckles and uses his handkerchief to clean off the remains of his cream. She chuckles and nods agreeing with him. “Did I do an okay job?” She asked feeling embarrassed. He grins at her and pulls her up onto his lap and kisses her once more. “You did better than okay, and you deserve a reward my queen~” he says as he slides his hand down to her underwear. “But only if you want it now, ooor...you can wait till later..” he says his lips turning into a smirk. “I-is it okay to do it h-ere?” She ask as his free hand trails up and down her back. “Well, we’ve already gone this far~” he says as he captures her lips and not holding back as he snakes his tongue into her mouth exploring his lovers mouth as he had done many times before. She kisses him back as her sign to say yes. He pulls away a little and grins as his kisses her neck and sucks on it gently as he slides her underwear to the side gently stroking her outer walls. She shudders at the feeling. “Your already wet I see.” He says stroking her folds gently his fingers linger at her opening but don’t touch it directly as he thinks what he could do to please his queen. He smiles and grins as he thought of the perfect way.

“_____, my Queen should you stand up against the desk for me?” Diavolo asked. She nods in reply and does what he asks feeling slightly embarrassed. He stands up his foam much larger than hers. “Turn around please.” He asks with a smile and she nods as confusion washes over her face. She turns around and faces the desk as he places his large hands on her waist and whispers into her ear. “Lie down and relax..” he says and rubs her hips gently as she lays down on the desk her chest pressed against the cool wood as his hands snake to her underwear and pull them down the cold air hitting her exposed folds and she shudders. He licks his lips and pulls her skirt up and lowers his mouth to her lower lips as he licks them gently. She gasps loudly surprised. “Did I hurt you!!” He asked worriedly. “N-no I was just surprised.” She says crossing her arms in front of her. “Okay good.” He says as he parts her folds with his fingers and licks the outer walls gently. She bites her lip gently the feeling strange but it might feel better later. She tells herself as he inserts his tongue while one of his fingers gently rub around her clit stroking it gently as he explores her garden with his tongue her juices beginning to flow as she moans softly her face relaxing as he continues his tongue going as deep as it can as she moans once more this time louder as she grips the desk. He pulls away from her and kisses her ass cheek gently. “W-why’d you stop?” She asked looking behind her. “Oh don’t worry my queen we’re only getting started.” He said as he kissed her once more before placing his girth against her wet folds spreading them slightly as he pushes into her slowly. She lets out a breath she didn’t know she was holding in as she grips the table once more. He pushes into her even further until he can no more as he gives her a moment. She nods for him to move as she braces herself. He pulls out slightly and slides back in as she lets out little gasps. He continues his movement getting faster and faster with every pace. Every move he made a small noise was heard from her but even though her noises were almost non existent he loved every sound she made for him.

Diavolo pushes himself deeper inside of her which made her almost jump of the table as he hit that spot he was so familiar with. He smirks as he leans down to her and whispers into her ear. “Call my name, _______.” He says pushing into her even further as his pace slowed. “D-Dia-volo!” She says as he hits that spot once more. He smiles as he feels himself let go and she feels him get bigger inside of her as he grins the desk below them thrusting into her with more force as his wings drape over the two of them as they have their lovers section. She moans loudly as she feels that familiar feeling coming closer to her. “D-Dia-!” She says as she shudders her walls tightening around his girth. He shudders and groans lowly as he continues his pace pushing deep inside her as sweat drips down his body. “_-______~!” He groans as his cream coats the inside of her walls. He continues to pound into her until she reaches her climax. “D-Dia-ahh!!!” She moans breathlessly as her floodgates finally open their climaxes mixing together as they ride out their highs. “A-are you okay my queen?” He asks as he pulls out off her and cleans himself up before cleaning her.

Later~~

The human _____ gasps and freaks out. “What’s wrong my sweet?” Diavolo asks as he walks her home. “W-we didn’t use protection!! What if I get pregnant!!?” She says breathing heavily. “Woah, woah, _____ my sweet calm down, if your pregnant then I’ll make you my queen for real!” He says with a grin plastered on his face. “This isn’t a time to joke, Diavolo!” She says freaking out. “But I’m not joking, I was going to ask you to marrying me anyway~” he says grinning like an idiot. “I love you my queen.” He says and kisses her sweetly and she blushes and covers her face while he laughs happily.

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Leviathan x Female! Reader again

A/n bed bath and beyond.

Also this was written before the fandom agreed that he had two dicks

The human ______ smiled as she was finally free of Asmo and Mammon as she walked up the stairs and to Leviathan’s room and knocked on his door. “Come in.” He said. She was confused he usually asks a question. She shrugged and opened the door smiling as she walked over to him and covered the eyes of her lover and giggles before asking. “Guess who~?” She felt him jump before he answered. “R-Ruri-chan!?” He said excitedly. “N-no, it’s me, ______...” she said sad that her boyfriend thought she was a fictional character. “Oh, right of course.” He said as she uncovered his eyes her hands retreating to the bag on her arm. “A-anyway, I’m back from shopping with Asmo and Mammon and I got you something~!” She said smiling and walked around his chair and stood in front of him. She pulled out a Ruri-chan cupcake and handed it to him. “Oh my, Diavolo! Where did you get this!?” He asked excitedly. “A bakery in town was selling them cause one of the bakers was a fan.” She said happy to see his smile. “Do you like it?” She asked watching him take pictures for the gram after handing it to him. “I love it, thank you!” He said. “Do you want half?” He asked. “No no it’s ok I already had one, they are very tasty though..” she said smiling while hiding her small amount of sadness. “A-anyway I’m going to go take a bath before, Asmo uses all the hot water.” She said chuckling sadly before turning around and walking to the door. “Wait, weren’t we gonna hang out before dinner!?” He asked standing up and putting the cupcake down on his desk. “Well, I thought you’d want to enjoy your cupcake since it’s Ruri-chan and whatnot..” she said drifting off. “Well, yeah but it’s just a cupcake and..she’s not real, you are!” He said confused wondering what he did wrong. “Yeah, well you thought I was her not long ago.” She said mumbling. “I never thought she was real!” He said confused. “Then why’d you say Ruri-Chan after I said guess who!?” She asked knowing this was a stupid argument. “Oh, well when you came in i was half asleep..” he said. “I wasn’t even playing a game there’s a game over on my screen.” He said embarrassed. “Oh I guess in my hurry that I didn’t notice, sorry.” She said. “Well, um I should also apologise since knowing you were with my brothers makes me...” he trailed off and before he could finish she spoke up. “Envious.” She said chuckling a little. “..yeah..” he said blushing before he reached out for her hands. “A-anyway..can I join you in the...bath..!?” He asked avoiding her eyes his face turning red. “...” she blushed as well as he’s never taken the lead like this. “A-alright.” She said and kissed him softly. “I’ll meet you in the bathroom in about 5 minutes, knock on the door and say..” she whispered the words in his ear as his ears turned red and he blushed harder and nodded before she quickly walked to the bathroom after grabbing her things.

After about five minutes, Levi headed to the bathroom and knocked on the door. “_____, it’s me.” He said softly. “Password?” She asked grinning slightly. He blushed once again before saying. “B-bed bath and beyond..” he said and the door opened as she let him in and shut the door behind him locking it. “I’ve ran the bath just hop in and I’ll join you in a moment.” She smiled and kissed him slowly and he lent into the kiss and she pulled away. “O-okay..” he said and walked over to the bath and got undressed nearly tripping himself. He calmed himself and slowly got in the bath the water nicely covering him. “A-are you coming in?” He asked nervously. “Yeah.” She said walking up behind him and squeezing his shoulders gently and he jumped the water splashing in the bath. She kissed his cheek gently before walking around the bath and stepping into it her back against his chest. His cheeks heated up and he tried to calm down. “Are you okay?” She asked looking over her shoulder to him. “Y-yeah just not used to this i-it’s nice.” He said letting himself relax into the water his skin touching her skin their hearts beating softly. She sighs peacefully and placed her hands on his knees he gulps but relaxes and gently wraps his arms around her form gently resting his chin in the crook of her neck. “You know you can touch my boobs if you want.” She said bluntly. “R-really, but wait.!” He stammered. “I thought we were going to do something more while we were in here.” She chuckled and gently moved his hands to her breasts. “That was the whole intention of us sharing a bath was it not.” She said in a low voice. “Only if you wanted to but, I guess since you do we can do something more.” He said excitedly as he massaged her breast between his fingers. She sighed at his touch he was getting bolder every time they did the deed.

Leviathan’s left hand moved downwards to her inner thigh as he gently nibbled her neck rubbing her inner thigh gently as she rubbed his knees and moaned softly arching her back against him feeling his envy grow against her lower back. His hand moves to her lower lips and gently massaged them slowly moving his fingers between them. She gasped but continued to enjoy his touch as she gently grasps at his knees his fingers slowly inserting into her clam. She moaned softly as she sunk into the water her breaths becoming bubbles. She gasps and sits up to push against his hand wanting to feel his gamer fingers in action. His envy hardens feeling her press against him harder her voice moaning his name as she shudders as his fingers slide in and out of her folds scraping her pearl at the same time before she mewls out his name as she climax’s and sinks into the water looking up at him with sparkling watering eyes. “D-did I do g-good!?” He asked staring into her eyes. She nodded and sat up and turned around. “Now it’s time you get something in return.” She said smiling as she takes a deep breath and ducks under water taking his member in her mouth letting her tongue slide over every part that she could. He moans at the feeling of her tongue hopping for more. He trusts a little making her lose her breath and emerges from the water taking in a deep breath. “S-sorry are you ok!?!” He asks and places his hands on her shoulders. She coughs and nods. M-maybe we should try something else.” She says and he nods.

“______?” Leviathan asks before she settles herself over his thighs. “Stay still until I say so.” She says and he nods once again before she lowers herself over his member before covering the tip with her outer folds as she slips it in like it was a glove. She bites her lip not expecting to take him fully so quickly. She takes a few breaths before slowly moving her hips loving the feeling of him inside of her. “Y-you can move now~!” She says slowly moving her hips. He nods and pushes his hips up into hers and she moans as he trusts up into her as she moves her hips both of them wanting to please the other the water splashing and flowing out of the bathtub as it splashes into the floor. The both moan and groan feeling each other as they both climax one father the other first Leviathan and then the human. “Aaah, L-Levi let’s do that again someday.” She says breathing heavily as he nods. “Y-yeah let’s b-but we should clean this up before, Lucifer yells at us.” He chuckles. “Y-yeah I agree.” She chuckles as they slowly part from each other and start to clean up.

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Update/Authors Note:

Thank you all for waiting for this for probably more then half a year and I’m sorry I had writers block and then so many things happened and well A LOT of things happened and I lost my Mum recently and I mean very recently. She passed on the 14th of December. She was my best friend and my rock and I will miss her everyday and I keep forgetting that she’s gone so I’ll think of things like “Oh my gosh, Mummy will love this-“ or “Oh I can’t wait to cook this for Mum-“ or even “Oh wow, Mumma will love this movie-“ and then I remember that she’s gone and I’ll never get to cook for her again or watch a tv show or movie with her again or hug her and her hug me when I need her to comfort me. And if I ever get married she won’t be there. Because I’d want her to give me away as my father is a piece of garbage and I wish he died instead of my mum. I even told him. Anyway, I never told her I wrote smut as it was waaay to embarrassing but I did say I wrote stuff. Also your probably like “oh wow she still calls her Mum Mummy!” And yes I do, it doesn’t matter if I’m 24 turning 25 on the 28th of this month. But anyway thank you for reading my garbage and listening to my sap story that’s if you actually read it.

-Y2Ashlee

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