Mariano: Why Is Luisa Crying On The Floor?

Mariano: Why is Luisa crying on the floor?

Dolores: She took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Mariano: And?

Dolores: She didn't get Mirabel

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Another fic, guys! And more suffering that we all love!

For @yellowcry and their Cursed Gifts AU (which I recommend you check out, it’s great!).

A sequel to their Buckles and Bends.

Luisa contemplates her state. The family try to talk with her. Julieta makes a promise that she will ultimately fail to keep.

Misha having a deep conversation while drinking vodka is the most realistic thing ever

Cracked AU. If Ester turns out not to be Camilo's, will she get a gift? It's been confirmed that adopted Madrigals still get gifts, but with the state of the family the emotional connection is hardly there, and giving her a gift would be like rewarding Ramona for her cheating

Pretty sure she will

By the moment when Gael (Dolores' son tries to help the family) Ester is yet to get a gift. And Camilo adored kids so there's a huge chance Ester will stay with him, letting her to get one.

Now you guys can’t be angry abt headcanons anymore because LOOK

Occam's Razor went to far in internet culture.

Y'all (and me) keep reassigning malice as stupidity in situations the razor isn't made for. We've got to fucking stop.

Donald Trump is INTENTIONALLY MALICIOUS about his actions, he's not stupid. He just doesn't care about the other things that don't make him money and power.

Biden is INTENTIONALLY MALICIOUS about the actions in Palestine, he is not ignorant of them. He seems the same photos we do.

Netenyaho is INTENTIONALLY MALICIOUS about Israel's actions, he's not someone immune from the reality on the ground. He knows and allows his army to rape and pillage.

Putin is INTENTIONALLY MALICIOUS, he isn't stupid about what the Russian Army can do, he just doesn't care if his people die. They are fodder for his excuse to invade.

STOP BLAMING STUPIDITY FOR MALICE! The razor is designed for general topics and conversation, NOT WORLD FUCKING LEADERS!

STOP EXCUSING IT AND CALL THEM OUT ON THEIR INTENTIONALLY MALICIOUS BEHAVIOR!