I Have A Lot Of Respect For The Guy Who Did The Study About Wolves, The One That Came Up With "alpha

I have a lot of respect for the guy who did the study about wolves, the one that came up with "alpha wolves". Because normally when you fuck up science, it just causes some delays and occasional pop-sci nonsense.

Dude fucked up science so badly he invented an entire new genre of pornography. I can only dream of being so influential.

take two:

Wade: I'm gonna put this finger up your coochie, sweetie <3

Logan: *angry caveman noises*

look at her, look at this spicy bitch. she's so beautiful

foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

I am reblogging this in the hopes that someone will fulfill my dreams of Home Depot Logan from when I first joined this site.

Please god, please.

Logan gives off such powerful butch lesbian energy in his plaid shirt in that last scene. Where are the AU fics with him working at Home Depot and Wade being a single father to an ugly dog who's obsessed with him and takes on more and more dangerous home DIY installations just for an excuse to go into the store and interact with his man. Like he just shows up increasingly more and more injured as the days go by, and Logan's forced to go check on him one day when he doesn't appear at his regular time. Maybe someone gets conveniently stuck inside a dryer for plot purposes.

I occasionally see a reader username or icon from literally years ago commenting on my new stuff and it’s so neat that we’re all still here, and you have witnessed me becoming more and more unhinged with the shit I write. Thank you for sticking around for the madness, long time readers 🥹

One of these days I have to update my butchlander stuff. It feels like a lifetime ago. It’s gonna be a pain to try and write Butcher’s voice again I just know.