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Okay, so did anyone else leave Deadpool and Wolverine extremely…. excited…?.?.? It happened to both me AND MY FRIEND. Left the movie theater, was PHEENING.
I felt like I was ON FIRE. I had a boner and I have no BONE TO BE BONERING.
Please tell me if anyone else had this issue, thank you 😊
GAY. FAGS.
Wade’s nervousness of introducing Logan, the reassuring look Logan gives him, Logan’s soft smiles at Wade
HELP I JUST IMAGINE RYAN REYNOLDS BEGGING HUGH JACKMAN TO PLAY WOLVERINE LIKE THIS FUCKING AUDIO AND I'VE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR OVER AN HOUR NOW 💀
i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic
love is just a bloodsport
the hitman's doggyguard
so yeah i rendered a lil bit more
i like the log and the pool
gazing lovingly at his gigantic angry wife
the kismetude old men yaoi roadtrip comedy got to me ok
Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:
The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate
The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration
"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.
The grunting, panting, yelling.
Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car
Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions
Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex
Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)
There was a time skip.
Seatbelt bondage
Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards
In summary; they totally fucked in that thing
knee deep in the passenger seat 🚙
my only wish is that he was comic accurate height the whole movie
the honda odyssey, huh?