Yikes-ajax - Yeeters Gonna Haw

Guys help I found this in my drafts and I CANT REMEMBER WHAT I MEANT

And also the turtle????

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat upon him was Death…

gonna go lick every doorknob in town until I come down with beautiful bitch disease

So me and my mom have been texting back and forth over a few hours and I forgot we had been talking about what dr. House would do during covid

Okay so some very Halloween things have been happening to me. My mom was picking me up from work and a black cat crossed the road while she was driving. And then it happened again. Idk what that means in folklore or whatever, but I can't stop thinking about it. And then while I was waiting to be picked up from work, a whole ass swarm of bats kept flying over my head screeching (which I thought was pretty cool tbh but it's the vibes), keep in mind my work has very bright flood lights, and it's in the middle of town. Have I been chosen? Am I accepted as a spooky little monster? Do I need to practice my howling? Ohohohooo I've been waiting for this my whole life