
Your dumb as a rock, sick as shit, hot as fuck, hillbilly ass punk highschool dropout with nothing interesting about them besides shaking their cane at the moon and taking pictures of their cat. Piss fast, shit hard š¤š„š„
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Okay So Some Very Halloween Things Have Been Happening To Me. My Mom Was Picking Me Up From Work And
Okay so some very Halloween things have been happening to me. My mom was picking me up from work and a black cat crossed the road while she was driving. And then it happened again. Idk what that means in folklore or whatever, but I can't stop thinking about it. And then while I was waiting to be picked up from work, a whole ass swarm of bats kept flying over my head screeching (which I thought was pretty cool tbh but it's the vibes), keep in mind my work has very bright flood lights, and it's in the middle of town. Have I been chosen? Am I accepted as a spooky little monster? Do I need to practice my howling? Ohohohooo I've been waiting for this my whole life
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