Yikes-ajax - Yeeters Gonna Haw

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat upon him was Death…

Thinking about modern fantasy where teens having blackouts and restlessness take shitty online quizzes trying to figure out if they're a werewolf. It's always either you've been cursed by hircine or you got repressed trauma. There's a whole discourse in the werewolf community about people who aren't werewolves insisting they are, or people coming up with horrible at home ways to be turned into one (curses, potions, rituals, etc.).

OH YEAH NOW SHE DECIDES TO PLAY WITH HER LITTLE MOUSE TOY THE SECOND I HIT POST MOTHERFUUUU

Honorable not toy mentions: bottle caps. She keeps bringing them to my bed for me to throw cause she thinks she's a dog. I gave her a milk jug cap the other day and she's mad it's too big to pack around.

Letting my cat play with batteries because apparently it's more entertaining than her actual toys

Guysguys guys HELP I'm so late to the party but holy fucking SHIT is dragon age awesome. Got my Xbox set back up after forever and decided to give inquisition a try since it was in my library. I can't put it down. Like seriously, I haven't thought about anything else but Solas' bald head and Dorians ass. I had to have my controller pried from my hands to go to work. My neck is in perpetual pain from looking at the TV. I played it so much the past few days I killed the controller batteries. This is a cry for help I'm in too deep

So me and my mom have been texting back and forth over a few hours and I forgot we had been talking about what dr. House would do during covid