Darlings - Ao3

Darlings - ao3

Summary:

“Clarity would not work to fix Chifeng-zun,” Lan Wangji opined.

Nie Huaisang resisted the urge to kick him – Lan Wangji wouldn’t stick his foot in somewhere it wasn’t wanted if he didn’t actually have relevant information – but even Lan Qiren frowned at him.

“You seem remarkably certain about that, Wangji,” he said. “But why not? While it’s not appropriate for every circumstance, it’s an extremely powerful song. I would think that it would be at least worth an attempt.

”Lan Wangji looked distinctly shame-faced, though perhaps only someone who knew him very well would recognize that particular flavor of it.

“I see,” Lan Qiren said. “And what exactly has your brother done that he doesn’t want me to know about?”

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in case anyone forgot

If, somehow, Shen Jiu were to reattach himself to Yue Qingyuan, the other peak lords would absolutely think he’s possessed and go through the same deal they went through with SY!Qingqiu. It would be more difficult this time, though, because it would be basically impossible to have a meeting about it since every time YQY showed up, he would have the subject of their meeting no more than one step away from him, and likely attached in some way. They’d have to hurriedly make the meeting about some other business. Meanwhile, SJ is not as suspicious as he could be, because he’s used to the other peak lords acting irritated or displeased around him. He would genuinely think they didn’t want him there because they didn’t like him, while also suspecting them of talking behind his back.

Eventually, YQY gets told directly that the meeting is about SQQ and do not bring him with you, which is very difficult to do because SQQ has become a permanent fixture at his side, but when he finally does go to the meeting and the other peak lords are like “is SQQ possessed or something, why did he suddenly change and start clinging to zhangmen-shixiong like that?” and it’s clear they’ve been talking about this amongst themselves for awhile because they’ve come up with extensive theories, and YQY just has to go “uh no actually… he’s just like this this is normal. He just finally stopped being mad at me.”

And it’s been like, more than 20 years since SQQ came to CQS… so they all just kinda look at YQY with this “wtf” expression, but YQY looks so happy with it that they honestly don’t know what to say.

Then of course SJ barges in and immediately clings to YQY’s arm and pulls him off to go deal with some “urgent business” all the while glaring at everyone present.

i love tree man. even though he is a little idiot. especially because he is a little idiot.

(also i love the concept of mokuton slowly turnong him into a tree)

Y'know even in spite of how good IDW and earthspark megatron are I think tfp megatron is my favorite just for the melodrama and untapped comedic value. This bitch is so emotionally repressed and comically power hungry it circles all the way back to being thematically compelling. He comes back after a several year radio silence with armfuls of Robot Space Crack and immediately assumes power again like nothing ever happened. He throws vehicons off the wings of his ship. He has beef with a 14 year old girl. He abused the power of the anti-god that turns people into mindless drones and was surprised when said god tried to make him a mindless drone. His own ship came alive and tried to stage a mutiny. Optimus prime did a burnout on his face that one time. If someone made him express a genuine emotion besides rage he would spontaneously combust. I fucking love him

zhangmen shixiong got a cool new eyebrow scar!! oh its from miao jiu…