Meanwhile, In A Certainly Non-canon, Perfect Universe,,,

Meanwhile, in a certainly non-canon, perfect universe,,,

love when a dynamic is like. this would be deeply toxic for anyone else but considering the people involved this is actually far and away the healthiest option

Put in the tags please if you answered yes lets have fun with this

For example my childhood dog was named Cher after the singer and yes she had a brother named Sunny

“teach me”

“no”

“why not?!”

“because i don’t want to”

sae stares blanky at your frustrated face (he thinks it’s cute but he’d rather be buried alive than to admit it out loud) through his phone screen. you were asking him to teach you some spanish just for funsies but sae being sae, he doesn’t want to cooperate

“then, let me at least hear you speak some sentences, please?” you try to bargain, pulling the puppy eyes on him. you’ve watched multiple clips of his interviews in the past where he spoke a little bit of spanish and you wanted to hear it when he’s talking to you.

to your surprise (not) sae just rolls his eyes as his response, earning a little huff from you

“you know what sae, nevermind” you say in defeat. putting your hands up in front of the camera to show that you’ve surrendered into trying to make sae say something in spanish. your attention is no longer at the stoic boy, but on twitter, tiktok, instagram, you name it, your attention was probably there. if he’s not gonna cooperate then fine. two can play this game

sae noticed that you suddenly went quiet on him. he calls out your name but you don’t budge. that only meant one thing. you were ignoring him.

you hear sae sigh at the other end. before you can ask him what his problem was, he clears his throat,

“te amo cada día más y te amare pase lo que pase”

you swear you felt like you just entered the gates of heaven with the way the words smoothly rolls out of his tongue like honey.

“happy now?” you can hear the bluntness in his voice. “and open your camera, tch” he clicks his tongue in annoyance. you hurriedly opened your camera once again to see sae’s face once again but with a faint blush on his cheeks. you instantly took a screenshot which sent a notification on sae’s end causing the latter to raise his brows in confusion.

“what’s with the big smile on your face?” sae asks, adjusting his pillow behind him, watching you smile like an idiot. (his idiot)

“because you spoke in spanish” you gush, smiling uncontrollably at your boyfriend. sae snickers before gazing at you lovingly.

“did you even understand what i just said?”

“nope, but i know it was probably something romantic” you wiggle your eyebrows at sae who only smiles at your reaction. you can see his whisker dimples poking through, a tell tale sign that he was genuinely smiling. a rare sight to see.

“so, are you gonna tell me what you just said?”

“no”

“sae!”

@sonofthesaiyans nah i don't wanna answer, i already said what i think

(tumblr doesn't let me answer to comments for some reason)

THIS IS THE FUCKING SONG PEOPLE ARE SO WEEPY OVER?

God the Attack on Titan fans are fucking pathetic. Especially the ones who watch while knowing of the ending. You idiots still expecting an AOE? Well good fucking luck, children. 

Eren Yeager is a genocidal cunt. A willing slave. Isayama is way too happy to glorify a murderer as a tragic hero/villai/n/antihero/?!?!?!?!/FUCKIT and needs to be called out on it. Eren is a murderer. Plain and simple. 

It ended with the Ocean people. What the millions of fucking fools out there are celebrating, I have no idea. But may the ending kill it dead for good. 

The real tragedy here is that those same millions of idiots are blind to the failure of it all. Mistaking this for a masterpiece like the gullible masses they are. Do not call yourselves anime fans. 

Sasha and Hange and Ymir you’re the only things that matter. Nobody left to give a rat’s ass about after the timeskip.