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The aging difference for chilshi is of course heart wrenching. But ignoring that, do u think there are halffoots who see chilchuck, more graying and crows feet, walking with appears to be a hot young stud. Thinking ' huh 👀 👀 didnt know chuck was into younger guys '
I went scrambling through discord cause I KNEW I had drawn something related to this before


CHANTEL grinned, dropping her head back to the side. she let out a laugh, shaking her head. “ nope. a singer & songwriter. i wish, though. “

“ nope. you’re all good.” he said before shaking her hand. “ holden. let me guess model?? ”
The virgin Heathers: Killing your high school bully might seem like a good idea but you'll regret it because you'll, like, feel bad about it and it won't solve your *real* problems
The chad Nerdy Prudes Must Die: Killing your high school bully WILL solve all your problems and you won't feel guilty about it in the slightest but you'll still regret it because he'll come back as a ghost and fucking kill you
wearing a mask when i'm out in public feels good :) i am reducing the spread of illness while keeping bad smells out and i feel so much more secure with my face at least partially hidden- [I AM STRUCK WITH A PSYCHIC PROJECTION OF ROLAND] Never mind actually. Never mind. Not that last one

Both of them have been awake for 32 hours
we call statistical denoising algorithms "Artificial Intelligence" and handleless segways "Hoverboards." We have given up on the future.
Obsessed that William canonically gives his kids Freddy’s merch. He’s such a narcissist (and probably a cheapskate)
this is so amusing to me lol

Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!
Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!
Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.
Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!
Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.
Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!
Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.


Ready to return to Silent Hill 2 ?
sherlock and jawn, sitting in a tree, S O L V I N G, first comes the woman, then comes the hound, then comes sherly hitting the ground.
daughters too?
Everything Zeal says about deleted content (especially for Sebastian) all aims to tear people apart.
"Oh yeah, Sebastian was originally gonna cry in his photo lol." Why!?
"Did you guys know that there was an ending where you had to kill Sebastian? Yeah he was gonna cry out for his mom in his final moments haha." WHY!?!