You Throwsalt In Their Face

You throw salt in their face

Angst cause you are going to die

Tamaki :

You were eating, talking about anything and everything with him. After some times he ask you to give him the salt, but your clumsy ass did something else : You trew salt in his face. 

You immeditaly started to apologize 

"Don't worry it's not your fault" (must protect) he is going to hide in his t-shirt because you keep apolizing to him and it make him uncomfortable.

He would say to you to stop apolizing and ask you to ask for the waiter to come and ask him for more salt because its gone now.

Bakugou :

You were eating, talking about anything and everything with him. After some times he ask you to give him the salt, but your glumsy ass did something else : You trew salt in his face

At the moment that you knew, you fucked up. If eyes could kill you'll be already dead. Bakugou hated you like he never hated anyone else before.

You fucked up his food he took so much time to do, yes the food was for you, but still, he is going to blast the living hell out of you.

In his head of course cause he won’t actually blast someone but watch yourself during next training,

After all Revenge is a dish best served cold

Endeavor :

You were eating, talking about anything and everything with him. After some times he ask you to give him the salt, but your glumsy ass did something else : You trew salt in his face

"I'll swear to god im gonna sent myself on fire" he react immmediatly : he sent himself on fire and start getting a litlle bit angry, you must be kidding him rigth? How can someone be so clumsy to actually throw salt in someone’s face?

You start fearing for your life but before doing anything he calm himself down and said with a "soft voice" that he isn't mad and you don't have to worry about anything.

And then he call a waitress and ask her to bring salt but he wasn't able to hide the little vein popping up on his forehead.

Dabi :

You were eating, talking about anything and everything with him. After some times he ask you to give him the salt, but your glumsy ass did something else : You trew salt in his face

"So you have chosen death" he look at you for a good minute trying to kill you with his glare. First you ruined the food, then you throw salt in his face on his scar, it hurts. 

Now we don't have any more salt for our food, now we need to go shopping, then he have to bath and change himself.

It's a bit to much to hope he forgave you, a punishement, it's what you need...

Hawks :

You were eating, talking about anything and everything with him. After some times he ask you to give him the salt, but your glumsy ass did something else : You trew salt in his face

He stopped moving for a moment and after some time chose to do something mature (like every Hawks would do) : he take the salt and throw it back in your face while smilling.

You have two choices now :

1 : You throw pepper in his face then he throw some chicken and it end in a food war

2 : You tell him that he should'nt start a food war and act like an adult but he won't stop throwing salt in your face so you strangle him and start a food wars.

But it would lead to the same result : you both are kicked off the restaurant.

Gang orca :

You were eating, talking about anything and everything with him. After some times he ask you to give him the salt, but your glumsy ass did something else : You trew salt in his face

After receiving the salt in his face, and in his eyes he just looked at you and asked if you were okay and that you didn't have any injury on your hands or arm afterall what kind of person is so weak it can’t hold some salt.

After apolizing to him a billion time he said you don't have to worry he his basically an orca so salt have no effect on him or is eyes. He just smile at you and asked for more salt.

You fall in front of them - Hashira

You were going on a stroll with your crush but accidentally you fell because of the only stone of the road that wanted you dead. 

fluff and stupidity under the cup

𝕿𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖔𝖐𝖆 𝕲𝖎𝖞𝖚𝖚 

"Why are you hugging the ground?" giyuu say looking at you like you were a fish out of the water.

"Im not hugging the ground I fell"

"why did you fell"

Please hide your face full of murderous attend he may notice it and fell sad about that.

Just let him go and admit that you were hugging the ground because you were cold or because it looked warm and you wished for cuddle

If you swallow your pride and admit that he will surely ask you if you are cuddle starved and if you want something

...or he may just said that you are really peculiar

𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖟𝖚𝖌𝖆𝖜𝖆 𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖊𝖒𝖎 

As you were walking chatting together, ultimately you fell down in front of your crush

You were not even aware of the fact that it was completely in his capacities to catch you he was just trying to hide his blushing cheeks.

After he realize your no longer next to him but on the ground he gently declare

"You suck" that's what sanemi thought was the best to say in this situation.

If a tear fall from your eyes he would completely stop smiling and panic, he’ll kneel to your level and give you a handkerchief he is always carrying

and ask you if you wish to go to the butterfly estate

if you are not the one to laugh at humiliation in front of your crush he’ll just propose to treat you at his home.

𝕶𝖞𝖔𝖏𝖚𝖗𝖔 𝕽𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖐𝖚 

"You won't fall lower than this at least" he say smiling and if you just stand here baffled by his positiveness he just carry you like you were a child which his enough to make you fell like dying from embarrassment

First you fall in front of your crush and then he just try to comfort you like you were a child that fell and was crying.

He’ll go buy you some sweet, still carrying you around the street

If you were not already dying of shame then this his the final blow.

Our sweet boy just wanted to see a smile on your face you know so just embrace the sun this man is.

𝕶𝖔𝖈𝖍𝖔 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖇𝖚

"Oh my is everything okay?" she calmly ask you

And start giving you enough thing to heal a deadly wounded person, its her way to show you that she cares.

Also tell you that you are too clumsy and shall work on it if you want to live, being clumsy could mean you’re death, don't worry its still her way to show that she cares about you, rigth?

"Don’t worry I’ll go and ask himejima-san if you can join his training every morning, don’t worry I won’t let you die".. I admit she have peculiar way of caring for someone but its just the way she is.

Im nice so I’ll give you one advice, quickly find away to explain that it was just today but that you are not clumsy and don’t need himejima-san special deadly training to survive and she may let you go

𝕿𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖓 𝖀𝖟𝖚𝖎 

"Pouahahah kakdkskaka" -Uzui probably

He knew you were going to fall, he sensed it but he did not feel like catching you.

Truthfully he laughed is ass off and was saying how you flamboyantly fell on your ass

You can be sure that in no time all the demon slayer corps know about this, event if it’s not that funny he which to tell everybody how funny this was.

Just go seek support with his wife there are the best they don’t reflect their marry.

It will takes some time but he will get over it and go and apologize to you

But again some time later he may (he certainly will) bring it out just for fun.

Both of you are like for example just drinking some good sake and he will said ‘remember that time you fell like dog shit’ and start cracking up will you are just standing there, no emotions on your face.

He may or may not pet your head and just say he was kidding after all who loves well chastises as well

𝕴𝖌𝖚𝖗𝖔 𝕺𝖇𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖎 

As you were walking together and him thinking about something else, you were so engrossed in the conversation tat you fell, face first on the ground.

"I won't wait for you, waste of a human"

He deserve to have the stone that make you fall in his face, so you pick it up ready to trow it to his face but him being faster he come back in a sec in front of your face not so tenderly take the stone away from your hands and trow it away

In a way that made him wait for you right?

But dare say this to his face

"in the end you waited for me right"

oh no you dared

The man pride will get hurt and he will just speed up and in no time he his at the other side of the demon slayer corps HQ

Strangely during your next stroll all the stone of the road that could possibly make you fall all disappeared from the ground!

𝕳𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖏𝖎𝖒𝖆 𝕲𝖞𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖎 

I don’t think it’s possible for gyomei to not catch you before you fall, i mean this man is the strongest. The only way you could possibly fall without him catching you before that would be that he his too mesmerized by you that he lowered his guard.

At the moment you fall he would still go to catch you but he was not as fast as normally so you fell.

And he had a lot of regret and though it was his fault you fell, his fault because he couldn't catch you because he was having impure though

So he pick you up and say :

"Were going to the butterfly estate"

Not letting your feet touch the ground again as he carry you (with only one arm of course)

It would take time to hide your embarrassment and explain to the butterfly estate that gyomei was being over dramatic and that you had nothing.

After this accident when you would take stroll he wouldn’t lower is guard anymore (but still let himself drowning in your cuteness) and would walk as close as he can to you so that the next time he could catch you.

𝕶𝖆𝖓𝖗𝖔𝖏𝖎 𝕸𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖎 

You were both walking in a beautiful garden of her estate, hand locked together, you both are just talking and laughing, looking at each other in the eyes eventually,

You hit the stone, and unfortunately you take your love with you on your fall, no romanticism here she did not fell on top of your chest or some sort of thing like this, both of you are on the ground in position who would seem impossible to be natural.

She his the first who sit up on the ground then after a blank moment of realization, she start laughing giving you on of her most beautiful smile while she guffaws she say :

"Oh no i fell too!"

Her stupid smile and laugh are terrible, they are terrible for your heart. Not aware of the state her smile put you trough she asked :

‘‘are you hurt? you are as red as a tomato!’

𝕿𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖙𝖔 𝕸𝖚𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖔 𝕿𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖙𝖔 𝕸𝖚𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖔

“I like train” muichiro say while walking without looking at you nor looking at the ground.

You were dying behind him trying to match is walking speed with the little stamina your body held.

So you ask him to wait for you and he just say "who are you?" 

So you look at him, then he looks at you, and then you still look at him, an embarrassing moment that end when he walk away 

Then after 10 meters he realize, and turn back, look at you with puppy eyes, like in a movie you start running, arms wide open (in slow mo), but then you fall because of a little stone on the ground, modd killed, face licking the ground.

After the pain is gone you stand up and see that muichiro is no longer here.. he forgot you again! damn him!!

After the first nigth :

Suggestive content and mention of smut but overall fluff!

Eraser Head :

You woke up on your lover chest, having for only view his morning face. Finding nothing better to do, you start touching his face, he looks so peaceful you can't help but smile. With your rigth hand you were touching his face, and with your left hand you were playing with his hair.

"Shouta?" You call his name over and over before he finally answer you with a groan and whisper something like : "...more...sleep...and...lo...you" and then goes back to sleep without forgeting to hug you thiger and put you closer to his body.

Look like he won't let you go.

Hawks :

Sadly you woke up alone. Hawks was already at work. But how could you be angry at his work. Sure he left but in front of you on the table you can see your favorite breakfast already prepared for you, nice and warm.

But before putting your two foot on the floor and eat your delicious food. Some of hawks feather start moving (did he left them on purpose?) Before thinking more they came your way and carried you to the bathroom, running hot water, removing your clothes and put you in the buble hot tub. One feather stroking your face before leaving by the window.

Being with Keigo his a real blessing.

Miruko :

"Babe!" You woke up, your heart pounding in your chest due to Rumi powerful and passionate voice who scared you first thing in the morning. Miruko was on top of you, eyes locked on you with a big smile.

She looked at you passionately for a good minute and then suddenly say to you :

"Im still horny!" Even with everything you did last nigth, she was still unsatisfied, she need more, she need you more, everytime if possible.

Mount lady :

You feel something on your face, so you woke up, Takeyama was playing wiht her own hair (putting them in your eyes or mouth, carresing your cheek with her hair).

She was looking at you, lovingly

"Eh Y/n" she said without stopping carresing your face, touching your nose then your cheek and finally your lips. She put her finger on your lips and indirectly kiss you.

"I was sexy last nigth rigth?" You choke on nothing at this statement

Sfw and nsfw relationship headcanons

Warning : nsfw

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Shigaraki Tomura / Tenko :

▚ 𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ he won't say it but he his cravin for you, your touch, your attention, your whole self. He won't say it. But oh god he need you.

⌗ he his somewhat more in peace because of you and he his glad that he accepted your affection (the affection he always needed).

⌗ try pda and he’ll kill you im not kidding it's already hard for him so keep it private please and thank you.

⌗ He his really clueless so you have to make the first move everytime you want to try something.

⌗ He make you cry a lot for various reason but he would lowkey feel really bad about it afterward.

▚ 𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ "oh you are still walking" he have a mission : destroying the lower part of your body. Oh man he isn't gentle at all.

⌗ it was so hard to convince him to just fuck you because (he won't admit it) didn't wanted to hurt you. (he heard on the TV that first time for woman hurt)

⌗ But the moment you started the machine, it wouldnt stop. Now he his addicted

⌗ he like choking you the fact that you are still screaming his name even when he could end your life in a second make him more horny.

⌗ He don't make love, he fucks. But late in the relationship he would feel more peaceful and when he would trust you with all his soul he would start to make love to you and be intimate because tenko was just a nice boy who had it hard and was hated by the gods.

Hawks / Keigo Takami :

▚ 𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ you keep asking him to stop flirting with you but he would just say that he have to make you fall harder for him every day. He his heels over head for you, so do you.

⌗ he want hugs, he need hugs, he really really want them so give ‘em to him please.

⌗ he his a simple boy he won't like fancy and complicate date, people will always talk to him or ask his help so he prefer date at nigth were you both fly in the sky or rest at home.

⌗ there is always some feather of him in your apartement he said it was for you to think about him everytime and if there is a problem he would be there for you in no time.

▚ 𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ "naah imma just keep teasing you till you can't scream or moan at all~" that bastard, a pro in teasing you can be sure of that.

⌗ hawks in an horny bird, he isnt always at home and come back really late and leave your house really early so when he have a day off you have to prepare your puss-

⌗ he really need your touch and want to be in contact with every part of your body.

⌗ he can be everything rough, fast, lazy, passionate, intimate, slow etc...

⌗ and he love aftercare he would snuggle on your chest and kiss every part of you and would cuddle you to death.

Kemi / Camie Utsushimi

▚ 𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ you can read Kemi has easely as a book, and it surpised everyone.

⌗ you never had an argument the worst was in the start of your relationship they were just misunderstanding because at first it's was hard to understand her

⌗ but now you are the lovey dovey couple of shiketsu high.

⌗ she love date at home just being comfy in your room cuddling you watching a movie and all those cheesy thing you can see in a drama/romance series

⌗ she love taking your clothes it's like marking herself as yours even if she is taller than you she would take your clothes anyway

▚ 𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ you both had sex pretty soon in the relationship. Like you loved her and she loved you so why won't you go to the other step rigth?

⌗ every time it's goofy and passionate a really strange mix but who taste heavenly in the end.

⌗ she does like and have a lot of sextoy but she would never blindcuff you she want to stare at your eyes every time you both are making love to each other.

⌗ She have way too much fantasm and kink so you’ll have to satisfy her.

⌗ it's suprising but she is pretty quiet in the bedroom.

Yui kodai :

▚ 𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ the legend was true she his really a kuudere, i explain, at first she looked really cold and quiet but when the both of you started becoming friend you learn how caring and cute she was.

⌗ and it got worse when the both of you started dating, you both are the most cute couple in the world.

⌗ she would wait for you everyday, in the morning she would be waiting for you, after each of your class or for lunch, then she would walk you home

⌗ once the both of you were in a date and you were talking about you day and how clumsy you are so she smiled and laughed and the people around felt in love with her

⌗ she won't get jealous and she his pretty dense so you are the jealous and protective one in the relationship.

▚ 𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ you have to be the one who start the thing because she won't touch you or do anything to you, she want you to lead and do whatever you want to her. Its a bit toxic how she his completly submissive to you and refuse to engage anything.

⌗ lazy sex is everyday sex she like being slow and like taking her time to praise you.

⌗ she isn't a top definitely a bottom for you. Seing you in lead make her weak.

⌗ isn't really kinky but will accept everything you want to do gladly.

⌗ yui is a quiet girl but in bed i can swear to you she is vocal as heck

Gang orca / Kugo sakamata :

▚ 𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ you have to deal with his self consciousness, you need to tell him every single day how much you love him.

⌗ his favorite thing : taking a bath with you after his hero work for two good hours then because of the calming atmosphere you would fall asleep on his chest and then he would carry you to your room.

⌗ he don't really like pda and going out of his house for date in general but if you ask him, he would accept anything rigth away.

⌗ Because he can't ressist to you, everything you need, no everything you want, he would cross the sea to get it for you.

⌗ He his really protective of you, it's the first time someone showed him love and interest so you are definitely the most important thing in the world for him.

▚ 𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ it would take a lot of time for him to open up to you and go further than cuddling, hugs and kiss. Never in his life he thougth he would make love to someone.

⌗ at first, he was so scared to hurt you and was really uncomfortable. Touching you was really hard for him, why were you in love with him, why did you wanted a monster to touch you so badly?

⌗ after a lot of worship and praise he finally start to feel comfy about it, like really comfy.

⌗ kugo is somewhat kinky. Thigh riding, face sitting, beach/pool/hotspring/shower fucking, (and you will discover even more of them) he love them

⌗ im not really objective there but gang orca is the best in every way!

Guide to piss of, pissed of people

Haganezuka,Sanemi,Inosuke,Genya from KNY

Suggestive content (don’t worry you won’t sin there)

HAGANEZUKA

- Break his sword

- Forget to give him dango when he ask you to go buy him some

- "oi stop that sound bitch"

"im just breathing!"

"so stop it!!"

- tickle him when he is doing his work he will laugh to death and then go feral and maybe kill you (jk)

SANEMI

- Making him jealous (it’s mean looking at someone else during tree second)

- Buttoning his uniform because you are jealous of girl staring at his chest but after he understood why you are doing this he just smile at you and say 

- ‘i am yours’

- Try a prank like ignoring him and he make you scream like there are no tomorrow tonigth

- A protective boy so if you do anything reckless prepare yourself...

INOSUKE

- Being Nice to him (even smilling at him) but later in the relationship he won’t get angry for this. 

- Breath

- Being better than him : if you are a demon slayer and kill more demon than him or if you are an housewife and are good a chores he would do anything to do chores better than his wife (what a dumbass)

- Eat tempura without him and if he is here if you don't give them to him, you’ll see an unique reaction, it's priceless.

GENYA

- Mock in any possible way his brother and he will kill you, sorry

- "You cant use breathing" (i know you won’t say that to our precious cinnamon roll, rigth?) Apologize to him immedatly please or i will kill you.

- In fact just being lovey-dovey with him on purpose (or not) will make him weak, and it anger him.

- Like his brother if you make him jealous he will maybe (surely) go feral

The oh so lovely lady nagant

angst, +16

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Since she started school to become hero you were there, by her side, when she joined the commission you were still there but as a mechanical assistant but you were still here right to her, ready to go to heaven or hell for her, and she felt the same for you. 

 Like destiny, like magnet ultimately joining themselves even if they resisted with all their might they would always be on the same path, so naturally it happened, so naturally you two started dating, it was the logical follow-up.

When she debuted as a hero you were watching here from your office thinking abut how to meliorate her costume, persuaded of her future popularity.

Those were the happy time, you where happy and she was happy.

But as time flew by like the sky turning from blue to black, she started to look more and more depressed, she looked absent always, always thinking. A wall started to make his way trough your relationship,

Eventually after you begged for her to speak her thought, that you felt like you were falling apart without seeing her smile, she told you about everything, she told you about the dirty laundry she had to do behind the scene.

She told you about the true behind the commission, the structure of our society and how she had been thinking so deeply about everything she ever knew, reality, her reality, your reality was heart breaking, without a ray of hope.

All might brightness could not hide anymore the dark shadow behind the hero society he was carrying on his back.

And this night both of you cried while holding each other, finally returning to the warm both of you longed for, this night both of you passionately found your body starving for the other one’s. Not wanting to let g almost knowing the future that would separate them by a single glass.

The hard true about the hell dissimulated into a paradise you leaved for now revealed was far too much a burden, you continued your relationship still going you were watching her drift to an alarming side, darker and darker than the night.

But could you do anything except caressing her face will she was getting the little sleep the commission would give her knowing you would not see her for weeks but still you held back your want for her, you had to, for her mental stability you needed to let her rest has mush as you could.

Little powerless you, weak you who did not know that what you heart feared deep down would soon happen..

Nagant went mad they said, she killed one of her kin and was sent to prison, this news was too much for you, your body immediately giving in.

Then after crying your eyes out asking the sky why did it make you quit hell to taste heaven then suddenly drag you back to hell, the hell without her, your lover.

It did not take you too long to compose yourself back so that you could go to the prison and face her, in front of her, her chained, in a white immaculate room, a silent ‘why’ left your mouth soon filled with sob.

She smiled at you, a melancholic smile, ‘you knew it, it was bond to end like that’ yes you did she was showing every sign possible, she had enough, enough of being dirty, of lying, enough of this society, of everything.

‘now go’ you did not. You would come as much as possible to see her, and she kept asking you to keep on leaving, to forget her as she would surely finish her life here, but yours did not end, it just started you were young she was the love of one time, you had passion for her, you would have other passion at some point for other people.

She was nothing now, nothing to offered and wanting to receive nothing, she just wanted everything to crumble.

Then you both ad a fight, in fact she just humiliated you, insulted you saying she did not wish to see your whore face again.

You left crying, you knew in the end that she did not mean it and just wanted you to have a better life rather than coming every day to a criminal without a future nor a present to give to this deserving you, which obviously you could not do, how could you forget the love of your life, this one time love, she made you so addicted to her almost turning you to madness because of this uncontrollable passion you felt for her, and will always feel just bu thinking of her voice,

And then she ask you to forget everything, to forget you first kiss on the blossoming sakura tree behind the school, to forget your confession, date, to forget your body entangling, sweat being what only separated you, you would not forget all of this even if you tried as hard as you can but you were so in love, you adored her, so you obligated.

You obligated her desire, so you left the oh so lovely lady Nagant.