Guide To Piss Of, Pissed Of People

Guide to piss of, pissed of people

Haganezuka,Sanemi,Inosuke,Genya from KNY

Suggestive content (don’t worry you won’t sin there)

HAGANEZUKA

- Break his sword

- Forget to give him dango when he ask you to go buy him some

- "oi stop that sound bitch"

"im just breathing!"

"so stop it!!"

- tickle him when he is doing his work he will laugh to death and then go feral and maybe kill you (jk)

SANEMI

- Making him jealous (it’s mean looking at someone else during tree second)

- Buttoning his uniform because you are jealous of girl staring at his chest but after he understood why you are doing this he just smile at you and say 

- ‘i am yours’

- Try a prank like ignoring him and he make you scream like there are no tomorrow tonigth

- A protective boy so if you do anything reckless prepare yourself...

INOSUKE

- Being Nice to him (even smilling at him) but later in the relationship he won’t get angry for this. 

- Breath

- Being better than him : if you are a demon slayer and kill more demon than him or if you are an housewife and are good a chores he would do anything to do chores better than his wife (what a dumbass)

- Eat tempura without him and if he is here if you don't give them to him, you’ll see an unique reaction, it's priceless.

GENYA

- Mock in any possible way his brother and he will kill you, sorry

- "You cant use breathing" (i know you won’t say that to our precious cinnamon roll, rigth?) Apologize to him immedatly please or i will kill you.

- In fact just being lovey-dovey with him on purpose (or not) will make him weak, and it anger him.

- Like his brother if you make him jealous he will maybe (surely) go feral

Bungou stray dogs relationship headcanons

sfw very sligth nsfw

those under 16 please do only read the sfw part

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𝕱𝖎𝖔𝖉𝖔𝖗 𝕯𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖔ï𝖊𝖛𝖘𝖐𝖎

▚ 𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ If you managed to have your way to his heat, then you are definitely one special fellow to him, so only to you and around you he will show is soft persona that he never let anyone see in decade.

⌗ If you end up living together, the little time he his at home he will he bring your breakfast at bed to make up for the fact that he his basically never here.

⌗ He prefer kissing you on the cheek rather than on the lips. And in the morning (if by miracle he didn’t already leave) he’ll automatically kiss you cheek to wake you up. And if he his here before going to sleep he’ll ask for a kiss on the cheek.

⌗ He also like night cuddles (of course he won’t admit it.) he never touched anybody so you give hi this feeling of constant novelty.

⌗ He loves when you are jealous and he is gonna tease you with those word : "you seems jealous, is everything fine ? :)" in fact he hates people but if it means seeing your jealous face he don’t mind playing the womanizer for some minute to just tease you.

▚ 𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗Fyodor is definitely a top this bitch will rather die than being a bottom.

⌗ He know the effect it have on you when he tie his hair up so you can be sure that evrrytime you do the deed he while have is hair up ✨.

⌗ Low key have a master servant kink that get him going for hours.

⌗ Hes not someone very vocal when you both do it.

⌗ He doesn’t look like this but he his really touchy in the bed.

⌗ Bed is his favorite place he is quite traditional in fact he does not want it in other place rather than the bedroom.

⌗ But he lost his traditionalism the day you introduced to him ‘sex toys’ oh so a new way to torture you without killing you? he’ll take this opportunity gladly.

⌗ One day you tried to be on top and your ‘master’ did not like that so he destroyed you for the whole night.

𝕮𝖍𝖚𝖚𝖞𝖆 𝕹𝖆𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆

▚ 𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ Chuuya is very romantic, like very romantic.

⌗ He likes kisses, giving and receiving, he does not have a favorite place to kiss or to be kissed because he loves hems all.

⌗ When he is stressed or tired (or both), he likes to cuddle you, wine and cuddle are his comfort things.

⌗ Speaking of cuddling, he likes to cuddle you while taking a shower (hot water and rose petals) after all he his very comfortable with you and love your presence

⌗ He feels more confident when you compliment him, and he will shamelessly admit it ‘please compliment me more’

⌗ Chuuya is quite jealous and possessive. If someone tries to hit on you or make a move, he will go feral on this person and make sure everyone in the future who you belong too

⌗ A whore for PDA in public, he will always hold your hand or put his arm around you, so that everyone will see that you are taken.

⌗ He won't tell you that he loves you often, because he prefer action out of words. He's the type of person willing to do anything to drown you in gifts and make you happy.

⌗ If you find something nice or cool, he will buy it for you, just to see you smile. Needy Chuuya want to see you smile

▚ 𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ He his totally a switch, one day he can feel like a total top and the day after will feel the need to be dominated.

⌗ He like being on top yes, but he prefer it when you are riding him he really love seeing you body from below, its exquisite.

⌗ He is an hips man, he love them. So you being on top of him gives him the opportunity to admire and explore your body.

⌗ Chuuya likes your moans very much, he finds them adorable and it shows that you feel good, which makes him happy.

⌗ Chuuya is vocal, way too much vocal in the bed.

⌗ He his considered as the king of aftercare trust me, its heaven.

𝕯𝖆𝖟𝖆𝖎 𝕺𝖘𝖆𝖒𝖚

▚ 𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ Do not lie to yourself, a relationship with Dazai have high chance of ending not well because of some toxicity he may develop as time goes on.

⌗ He his really possesive, once he got you he wont let you go,never ever.

⌗ He love to kiss you. He loves the taste of your lips and the feeling of kissing you makes him feel something he never had.

⌗ In public, dazai will be the dork he his but… in worse. (yes its possible) he will be playful to death with you.

⌗ While when you are alone, he is much more sentimental but he will continue to remain slightly playful.

⌗ He loves teasing you, if he manage to make you blush, it will makes him continue even more because he finds you oh so adorable when you are embarrassed.

⌗ At night, he will cuddle you while holding you tightly, so that you can feel safe and loved.

▚ 𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ Dazai doesn't really feel the need to have sex he have better thing to do and never really tough about commitment wit anybody.

⌗ But when it's with you, he will have sex with you after-all all opportunity to your body, he’ll take it.

⌗ Slow and passionate sex over here! He his rarely pn the fast and rough side but if you ask he’ll comply to any of your desire.

⌗ He don't really have favorite position, nor kink except maybe some bondage

⌗ Did I forget that he have a praise kink? Of course receiving and giving,

⌗ Dazai is very vocal, im not talking about moan they are relatively low, but about praise, when you both are doing the deed, praise are overflowing (🦋🦋🦋)

𝕾𝖎𝖌𝖒𝖆

▚ 𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ Sigma never had anything except his casino which his his whole life so at first when he get implied in a relationship he will be clumsy not knowing how human relation work

⌗ He will need guidance from you, he wont make first move simply because he does not know how it work.

⌗ He his kind, really really kind to you. He view you as something very fragile and it will take time for him to comprehend that you are not weak.

⌗ Because he his always in his casino the only moment you can see him his when he his in his office, he barely goes to sleep too occupied maintaining the casino.

⌗ You finally gave him what he desired : reasons to live, you are very much cherished by him.

⌗ And you also need to cherish him and make him gain confidence in himself.

▚ 𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ He his a bottom he have no social skill and does not know anything about how the society or relationship work as I already said.

⌗ You basically need to do everything and engage everything.

⌗ Your kink are his kink, you’re favorite position is also his favorite.

⌗ The man cry a lot out of pleasure in the bedroom, he his utterly beautiful when he cries.

⌗ As time goes by he will gain in assurance and try to be on top but out of habit he just revert back to being bellow. But please praise him, he tried.

𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖌𝖔𝖑

▚ 𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ … how did you get yourself into this relationship again?

⌗ do not go out with him I repeat to not go out with him,  at home its okay but when in public he start to theatrically declare his love to you, I promise dying would be better than having to support this embarrassment anymore.

⌗ you know that he love asking rhetorical question right? Just let him be, read a book or play on your phone while he monologue

⌗ the number of nickname you have can’t be counted on two hands

⌗ he forces you to call him by nickname and pet name he himself thought of ‘from now on call me the pineapple of your ocean eyes’ …. the fuck is wrong with his brain, where your first tough

⌗ He always kept on repeating that he wanted to be free and first say to you that you should not hope for him to be sweet or be present but every time you come home he his here patiently waiting on the couch.

⌗ his change of persona really surprise you every time they happen, even after years of dating it’s sill hard for you to grasp his true self, a playful sadistic idiot, or a serious full of guilt person aware of his cruel crime.

▚ 𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ he his so sadistic, he love to see you cry

⌗ definitely into cosplay and role play in the bedroom ‘today I am the pirate and you my parrot look at those beautiful costume’

⌗ you have an enormous box with all of your disguises

⌗ he have every sex toy possible, may or may not have already bought every sex toy from a store

⌗ usually rough, very rough, and sometime he break the mood with his goofy attitude, he does not mind the mood being broke because he’ll restore it in no time

⌗ they are time he his acting like a narrator as he fuck you ‘then gogol slowly slap her pink ass-’ this is really disturbing

⌗ you can have a little of respite when he decide to have sex with his serious personality respite.

when it happen it’s fast but passionate and stop the joke and the room become silent only filled with both of your moans

You started something serious don’t ya

Just enjoying your life but you playfully kiss and bite is neck headcanons

Warning : mention of smut (nothing really spicy)

Bakugou

It was a simple nigth in the dorm of class 3-A but yet you coulnd’t focus on the movie in front of you. The reason? do you know someone who  can focus when they have a bakuhoe next to them? NO.

He wasn’t doing anything special but yet he looked so handsome just wearing black t-shirt and jogging but still hot. They were nobody behind the two of you so you thougth that maybe bitting is neck would be great.

So you did it of course, you turned your head to look at bakugo’s face and approched yourself then you go a little bite down adn start bitting is neck seductively.

Even tough bakugo and you are dating since 1-A every time you surpise him more and more, he looked at you, eyes wide open and said “you started something serious don’t ya?”

And then in a flash he carry you likke a potato bag (nothing romantic) and before you knew it you were already in his room. Letting all your comrade confused.

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Mirio

You were both in a study session, you were trying to help him because his grade were going down (if it can be possible).

At first ot was ok both of you were serious but knowing mirio he won't last long. After 30minutes he jumped on the bed and acted like a baby because he wasn't able to finish an exercice.

"I can't to it y/n" "i just wanna cuddle" "yyy/nnn"

Having an idea you closed your book and you sat at on his lap and started bitting his neck. His hands started to removz your shirt but before doing it.

You pushed him away he looked at you "why y/n?" you just said to him if he finish this fucking exercice he could have your body.

He finished his exercice as fast as he can and we can say that he didn't to one more exercice (he have some more serious stuff to deal with).

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Saiko

You were just sitting on a bench, she was drinking hot tea and you just looked at her. She have snow on her hair it make hair look so cute too you.

When it come to saiko you can't have an hold on yourself, and rigth now her neck looked really apealing so you bite him and licked it a bit.

She moaned and looked at you with an arrogant smile. "We have to go home it's starting to get really cold don't you think my dear"

Speaking the true the reason she wanted to get home wasn't because of the cold and the snow.

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Miruko

It was during a hero conference, for the heroes beside you it looked like you were just resting your head on her shoulder because her hair were hiding the real deal.

Its been ten minute and you were still making lobe bite all over her neck. She have a content smile, she was really enjoying herself.

Although she don’t know if she would be able to handle her horniness anymore but she is a pro hero she could handle this kind of think? yes?

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When you started biting his neck he stopped breathing and every movement.  He blushed and looked at you why his eyes wide open, shocked

Tamaki

The two of you were alone but it looked like a hundred of people were watching you and him. He was so embarrassed, why would you do something like this to him?

If you bite his neck again he would maybe have a heart attack, please protect him.

Lowkey enjoy it but his brain won’t even admit it, because it exploded of akwardness.

a Pro Hero save your ass

y/n is a dumbass and have to be saved by a pro hero. After beeing saved, how your savior is going to act?

Endeavor

After saving your ass, he just disapear as fast as he came to save you, without saying anything.

The man is too busy to do conversation he have to save too many people every single day and won’t give a single fuck about talking with a civilician he just safed.

Efficiency is his top pririty

You can just go on social media and talk about how could he was as you saw him afarr stoping a car from killing an old lady, only two second after saving you from a flower pot falling rigth to you.

Hawks

Little brat ‘just going to smile and wink at you,

You know he his just doing fanservice to show how much of a good hero he his and does not really car about you

But the little paper with a numbr on it seem to prove you wrong,

He make a strange sign with is hand eventually meaning “call me maybe” then he just open his magnificient wings and fly away to save some other lives with a content smile.

Eraser Head 

After he put you on the ground he would act like endeavor but a little better, the diffenrece is that he will look at you to see if you are alrigth.

But if you try to talk to him or thank him he his going to... ignore you, thats it.

He have more important thing to do, and as you may know he is not into fanservice and putting up a good impression on people

He will go away muttering a ‘go home and be safe’

Nana 

In your point of view, she was looking like a godess, a real hero that saved you from a fatal death (you just stripped on a banana but thats okay we all believe Nana deserved the best) 

She was smiling like crazy, for no reason, she was just smiling it gave you confidence without any apparent reason.

That just how she was, the sun itself warming people heart

Then after checking if you were okay she fly away asking you to be careful next time.

Midnigth 

To be frank ,first meeting was shit.

She put to sleep the thug that were bothering you but you could not even thank her properly because you fell asleep too.

And woke up in her arm but you coulnd’t look anywere else exept her boobs, it looked like she was, on purpose puting her boobs on your face. Smiling down at you.

It was too embarrasing to even mutter a thank as you were going to explose so you just stood up, bowed to her and left as fast as you could.

Miruko

Truthfully, you had stars in your eyes, the number five hero just saved you!! the rabbit hero, the talentful miruko.

As you were on her beautiful and muscled toned arm you could not help the fangir/fanboy sounds of adoration.

As she was jumping to put you on a safe place, you really believed you would vomit on your first meeting with the rabbit hero, so you help back.

You didn’t spoke because she was really too amazing and stunning. 

You wanted to thank her but she was already gone. You were too engrosed in your admiration that you did not notice her leaving.

Gang orca

After he saved you, put you gentky on the ground, he..

He screamed at your face telling you how dumb you were to go on a dangerous place like this by yourself. 

At first you got scared and was going to pee on yourself being of the carism he hold but then you saw his snout frowning like a  cat, he was angry but he snout was moving so cutely you could not help yourself so you poked it. 

He looked at you, baffled; with a strange look in his eyes (if he have gun in his eyes you would be already dead). And then you started to pee on yourself.

Little thing you did not know he was not angry at you because you poked his snout but because he was too shy he did not know wat to do.

Kamui wood

After putting you down you thanked him but you were met by silence so you thanked him again thinking he did not heard you.

But he did not respond so you touched is shoulder in hope to have a bit of attention but he didn’t moved an inch so you let him in his thought and you left.

 Hope when he come back to the reality he won't think of you as a rude person who does not thank her savior.

Baby was just shy.

Mount lady

You wanted to thank her but she was already posing for the camera and journalist, she was smiling and posing you didn’t wanted to bother so you just walked away.

Knowing that she just did it for popularity and does not even know the face of the person she just saved,

You did not feel her eyes burning hole in your back as you were leaving though.

All migth

To say you were speechless would be a lie.

You were shocked, a mortal shook because the number one, the symbol of peace, the great all migth just saved you! 

He was used to this kind of reaction cause he said “AHAH i see you can’t speak but don’t worry i know you are a fan and you want to thank me-” 

He wasn’t able to finish what he was going to say because a wave of fan and journalist and dog came to ask him question and take some picture.

As you were going he turned to you stopping his mini interview and saying to you thumbs up to ‘retur home safe and sound’

Jibaku Shounen Hanako kun relationship headcanons

Hanako, Nene, Kou, Teru, Aoi

Warning : none

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𝕾𝖔𝖋𝖙 𝕵𝖎𝖇𝖆𝖐𝖚 𝕾𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖊𝖓 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖐𝖔-𝖐𝖚𝖓 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖘 🛐

𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖐𝖔

At first Hanako-kun wouldn’t stop flirting with you, he will tease you every day in hope that one day you’ll give him you heart

He know that is flirting makes you uncomfortable but he likes the way you blush so much that he will really do anything so he could see this face of yours everyday

Probably call you "darling" or "cutie pie"

He's not afraid of showing how he feels about you in public and keep screaming his love for you without shame

He is extremely needy and jealous by the way-

Here is our touchy and affectionate boy, he like no i mean he love hugging, cuddling, kisses or anything that means he is touching you (he needs love ok)

When you are the one this time who start things like taking is hand or telling him some kind of compliment, he will be the one to blush like a madman.

"you are handsome " 

Whole face red like a tomato he would hide his head in your hairs out of shyness.

𝖞𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖔 𝖓𝖊𝖓𝖊

Yashiro in a relationship would be extremely shy (afterall she his finally dating yay)

She won’t be the one to make the first move a the beggining of the relationship.

She is lowkey  scared at how you woul react to her being clingy, but when she feel comfortable enough with you, she his gonna tell you how much she likes you everyday.

She call you at time you less expect it lie 3am because she found out a scary story that she absolutely want to share with you if you disliked scary story before you will now be obligated to like them because you’ll hear about them quite a lot.

Gardening date!! it may not sound romantic like this but be sure that you will come to love them just hanging in the garden laughing together, what to you need more than her smile? I mean she is just so cute.

She blush so much when you hold her hand its adorable, she loves hugging and kissing but she is too ashamed to admit it.

She aslo like when you come from behind her and hug her like there is no tomorrow (she will also not admit it by the way)

Yashiro love holding your pinkie!

𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖙𝖔 𝖐𝖔𝖚

Minamoto is a super Jealous type bofriend (almost stifling sometimes)

 He will protect you with all his migth and mark you as his own clearly so that everyone can see and never forgot who you belongs too 

He is extremly worried and feel anxiety about you leaving him one day so he his carrying so that you too see how much he loves and care for you.

At first they were some difficulties with the relationship because he would be too direct and would easily hurt your feelings but he got better

When he gets comfortable he would tease you on a daily basis (but not as much as hanako)

He will call you ‘senpai’ to tease you bu im not talking about the cheerful ‘senpai!’ im talking about a ‘s-e-n-p-a-i’ to seduce you but he his a child so its difficult to be serious sometimes.

He love calling you "sweet" (a contrast from his delinquent reputation)

He may look rude to other people but trust me the face he make when you smile at him will holding his hand (or both) is so adorable that it could kill anyone on the spot.

Also, he found a hobby of cooking with you.

𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖚

When you first started dating him is popularity was kinda bothersome and if you are an introvert you can be sure that the heinous gaze of the girl in crush with him was enough to make you anxious.

He is perfect to cool you down when you are being anxious or stressed about something he is just so composed that it’s almost unbelievable.

Don’t even try to hide something from him, he’ll find out what you are trying to hide from im in no time.

Don't like t when you give him compliment that much he prefer to give them, If you try to look down on yourself, his kind self will be no more, that will make him immediately angry, to him you are perfect and you shouldn't look down on his favourite person (after his sibling), you.

Now that you have a big place in his heart you can be sure he’ll do anything for ya

Kinda force you to do any homework you may have he takes school and your future very seriously.

He won’t say it because he fell ashamed about it but he truly love giving you piggyback ride

He does not like to use nicknames like sweetheart or love he just prefer to naturally call your name it makes him feel some sort of close proximity.

He started learning how to cook just to please you but won’t give you anything until he can make the perfect bento box for you

His eyes are automatically looking for you in a crowd and his passion is watching you when he is sitting in class watching you study, sleep or when having fun with your friend.

𝖆𝖐𝖆𝖓𝖊 𝖆𝖔𝖎

At first she seemed oh so very kind and loving and the you discovered her true personality and when she told you that she just wanted people to loves her and asked you if you hated her now that you know about her true self while crying you really fell, literally, on your knees crying.

This sweetheart was in reality feeling so alone in the world and sad, fearful of her true self all those thing hidden being her sweet mask, in fact this permitted your bond to grow stronger.

Accepting each other the way they are and in your relationship you are both trying to liberate yourself.

Now making her express her real emotions and making her fears disappear became one of your top priority

You are the first person she feel like she can fully trust now that you gave her your acceptance

Sometimes her romanticism can be a little too overbearing and if you want to just have a calm and simple date it'll be difficult because she really want everything to be perfect.

At some point she started believing that she is still alive is because of you, you made her, she is alive for real now, hiding nothing in your presence.

So if it mean making you happy she’ll probably do anything.

On her way to school she loves picking one single flowers and giving it to you every morning.

Cant keep her hands from you hairs, in class she probably be seated behind you, listening to the class while braiding your hair and putting some leaves in your hair.

So that even when you are home you will think about her when you are trying to remove the leaves and undo the knot.