Guide To Piss Of, Pissed Of People

Guide to piss of, pissed of people

Haganezuka,Sanemi,Inosuke,Genya from KNY

Suggestive content (don’t worry you won’t sin there)

HAGANEZUKA

- Break his sword

- Forget to give him dango when he ask you to go buy him some

- "oi stop that sound bitch"

"im just breathing!"

"so stop it!!"

- tickle him when he is doing his work he will laugh to death and then go feral and maybe kill you (jk)

SANEMI

- Making him jealous (it’s mean looking at someone else during tree second)

- Buttoning his uniform because you are jealous of girl staring at his chest but after he understood why you are doing this he just smile at you and say 

- ‘i am yours’

- Try a prank like ignoring him and he make you scream like there are no tomorrow tonigth

- A protective boy so if you do anything reckless prepare yourself...

INOSUKE

- Being Nice to him (even smilling at him) but later in the relationship he won’t get angry for this. 

- Breath

- Being better than him : if you are a demon slayer and kill more demon than him or if you are an housewife and are good a chores he would do anything to do chores better than his wife (what a dumbass)

- Eat tempura without him and if he is here if you don't give them to him, you’ll see an unique reaction, it's priceless.

GENYA

- Mock in any possible way his brother and he will kill you, sorry

- "You cant use breathing" (i know you won’t say that to our precious cinnamon roll, rigth?) Apologize to him immedatly please or i will kill you.

- In fact just being lovey-dovey with him on purpose (or not) will make him weak, and it anger him.

- Like his brother if you make him jealous he will maybe (surely) go feral

The oh so lovely lady nagant

angst, +16

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Since she started school to become hero you were there, by her side, when she joined the commission you were still there but as a mechanical assistant but you were still here right to her, ready to go to heaven or hell for her, and she felt the same for you. 

 Like destiny, like magnet ultimately joining themselves even if they resisted with all their might they would always be on the same path, so naturally it happened, so naturally you two started dating, it was the logical follow-up.

When she debuted as a hero you were watching here from your office thinking abut how to meliorate her costume, persuaded of her future popularity.

Those were the happy time, you where happy and she was happy.

But as time flew by like the sky turning from blue to black, she started to look more and more depressed, she looked absent always, always thinking. A wall started to make his way trough your relationship,

Eventually after you begged for her to speak her thought, that you felt like you were falling apart without seeing her smile, she told you about everything, she told you about the dirty laundry she had to do behind the scene.

She told you about the true behind the commission, the structure of our society and how she had been thinking so deeply about everything she ever knew, reality, her reality, your reality was heart breaking, without a ray of hope.

All might brightness could not hide anymore the dark shadow behind the hero society he was carrying on his back.

And this night both of you cried while holding each other, finally returning to the warm both of you longed for, this night both of you passionately found your body starving for the other one’s. Not wanting to let g almost knowing the future that would separate them by a single glass.

The hard true about the hell dissimulated into a paradise you leaved for now revealed was far too much a burden, you continued your relationship still going you were watching her drift to an alarming side, darker and darker than the night.

But could you do anything except caressing her face will she was getting the little sleep the commission would give her knowing you would not see her for weeks but still you held back your want for her, you had to, for her mental stability you needed to let her rest has mush as you could.

Little powerless you, weak you who did not know that what you heart feared deep down would soon happen..

Nagant went mad they said, she killed one of her kin and was sent to prison, this news was too much for you, your body immediately giving in.

Then after crying your eyes out asking the sky why did it make you quit hell to taste heaven then suddenly drag you back to hell, the hell without her, your lover.

It did not take you too long to compose yourself back so that you could go to the prison and face her, in front of her, her chained, in a white immaculate room, a silent ‘why’ left your mouth soon filled with sob.

She smiled at you, a melancholic smile, ‘you knew it, it was bond to end like that’ yes you did she was showing every sign possible, she had enough, enough of being dirty, of lying, enough of this society, of everything.

‘now go’ you did not. You would come as much as possible to see her, and she kept asking you to keep on leaving, to forget her as she would surely finish her life here, but yours did not end, it just started you were young she was the love of one time, you had passion for her, you would have other passion at some point for other people.

She was nothing now, nothing to offered and wanting to receive nothing, she just wanted everything to crumble.

Then you both ad a fight, in fact she just humiliated you, insulted you saying she did not wish to see your whore face again.

You left crying, you knew in the end that she did not mean it and just wanted you to have a better life rather than coming every day to a criminal without a future nor a present to give to this deserving you, which obviously you could not do, how could you forget the love of your life, this one time love, she made you so addicted to her almost turning you to madness because of this uncontrollable passion you felt for her, and will always feel just bu thinking of her voice,

And then she ask you to forget everything, to forget you first kiss on the blossoming sakura tree behind the school, to forget your confession, date, to forget your body entangling, sweat being what only separated you, you would not forget all of this even if you tried as hard as you can but you were so in love, you adored her, so you obligated.

You obligated her desire, so you left the oh so lovely lady Nagant.

You fall in front of them - Hashira

You were going on a stroll with your crush but accidentally you fell because of the only stone of the road that wanted you dead. 

fluff and stupidity under the cup

𝕿𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖔𝖐𝖆 𝕲𝖎𝖞𝖚𝖚 

"Why are you hugging the ground?" giyuu say looking at you like you were a fish out of the water.

"Im not hugging the ground I fell"

"why did you fell"

Please hide your face full of murderous attend he may notice it and fell sad about that.

Just let him go and admit that you were hugging the ground because you were cold or because it looked warm and you wished for cuddle

If you swallow your pride and admit that he will surely ask you if you are cuddle starved and if you want something

...or he may just said that you are really peculiar

𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖟𝖚𝖌𝖆𝖜𝖆 𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖊𝖒𝖎 

As you were walking chatting together, ultimately you fell down in front of your crush

You were not even aware of the fact that it was completely in his capacities to catch you he was just trying to hide his blushing cheeks.

After he realize your no longer next to him but on the ground he gently declare

"You suck" that's what sanemi thought was the best to say in this situation.

If a tear fall from your eyes he would completely stop smiling and panic, he’ll kneel to your level and give you a handkerchief he is always carrying

and ask you if you wish to go to the butterfly estate

if you are not the one to laugh at humiliation in front of your crush he’ll just propose to treat you at his home.

𝕶𝖞𝖔𝖏𝖚𝖗𝖔 𝕽𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖐𝖚 

"You won't fall lower than this at least" he say smiling and if you just stand here baffled by his positiveness he just carry you like you were a child which his enough to make you fell like dying from embarrassment

First you fall in front of your crush and then he just try to comfort you like you were a child that fell and was crying.

He’ll go buy you some sweet, still carrying you around the street

If you were not already dying of shame then this his the final blow.

Our sweet boy just wanted to see a smile on your face you know so just embrace the sun this man is.

𝕶𝖔𝖈𝖍𝖔 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖇𝖚

"Oh my is everything okay?" she calmly ask you

And start giving you enough thing to heal a deadly wounded person, its her way to show you that she cares.

Also tell you that you are too clumsy and shall work on it if you want to live, being clumsy could mean you’re death, don't worry its still her way to show that she cares about you, rigth?

"Don’t worry I’ll go and ask himejima-san if you can join his training every morning, don’t worry I won’t let you die".. I admit she have peculiar way of caring for someone but its just the way she is.

Im nice so I’ll give you one advice, quickly find away to explain that it was just today but that you are not clumsy and don’t need himejima-san special deadly training to survive and she may let you go

𝕿𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖓 𝖀𝖟𝖚𝖎 

"Pouahahah kakdkskaka" -Uzui probably

He knew you were going to fall, he sensed it but he did not feel like catching you.

Truthfully he laughed is ass off and was saying how you flamboyantly fell on your ass

You can be sure that in no time all the demon slayer corps know about this, event if it’s not that funny he which to tell everybody how funny this was.

Just go seek support with his wife there are the best they don’t reflect their marry.

It will takes some time but he will get over it and go and apologize to you

But again some time later he may (he certainly will) bring it out just for fun.

Both of you are like for example just drinking some good sake and he will said ‘remember that time you fell like dog shit’ and start cracking up will you are just standing there, no emotions on your face.

He may or may not pet your head and just say he was kidding after all who loves well chastises as well

𝕴𝖌𝖚𝖗𝖔 𝕺𝖇𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖎 

As you were walking together and him thinking about something else, you were so engrossed in the conversation tat you fell, face first on the ground.

"I won't wait for you, waste of a human"

He deserve to have the stone that make you fall in his face, so you pick it up ready to trow it to his face but him being faster he come back in a sec in front of your face not so tenderly take the stone away from your hands and trow it away

In a way that made him wait for you right?

But dare say this to his face

"in the end you waited for me right"

oh no you dared

The man pride will get hurt and he will just speed up and in no time he his at the other side of the demon slayer corps HQ

Strangely during your next stroll all the stone of the road that could possibly make you fall all disappeared from the ground!

𝕳𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖏𝖎𝖒𝖆 𝕲𝖞𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖎 

I don’t think it’s possible for gyomei to not catch you before you fall, i mean this man is the strongest. The only way you could possibly fall without him catching you before that would be that he his too mesmerized by you that he lowered his guard.

At the moment you fall he would still go to catch you but he was not as fast as normally so you fell.

And he had a lot of regret and though it was his fault you fell, his fault because he couldn't catch you because he was having impure though

So he pick you up and say :

"Were going to the butterfly estate"

Not letting your feet touch the ground again as he carry you (with only one arm of course)

It would take time to hide your embarrassment and explain to the butterfly estate that gyomei was being over dramatic and that you had nothing.

After this accident when you would take stroll he wouldn’t lower is guard anymore (but still let himself drowning in your cuteness) and would walk as close as he can to you so that the next time he could catch you.

𝕶𝖆𝖓𝖗𝖔𝖏𝖎 𝕸𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖎 

You were both walking in a beautiful garden of her estate, hand locked together, you both are just talking and laughing, looking at each other in the eyes eventually,

You hit the stone, and unfortunately you take your love with you on your fall, no romanticism here she did not fell on top of your chest or some sort of thing like this, both of you are on the ground in position who would seem impossible to be natural.

She his the first who sit up on the ground then after a blank moment of realization, she start laughing giving you on of her most beautiful smile while she guffaws she say :

"Oh no i fell too!"

Her stupid smile and laugh are terrible, they are terrible for your heart. Not aware of the state her smile put you trough she asked :

‘‘are you hurt? you are as red as a tomato!’

𝕿𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖙𝖔 𝕸𝖚𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖔 𝕿𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖙𝖔 𝕸𝖚𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖔

“I like train” muichiro say while walking without looking at you nor looking at the ground.

You were dying behind him trying to match is walking speed with the little stamina your body held.

So you ask him to wait for you and he just say "who are you?" 

So you look at him, then he looks at you, and then you still look at him, an embarrassing moment that end when he walk away 

Then after 10 meters he realize, and turn back, look at you with puppy eyes, like in a movie you start running, arms wide open (in slow mo), but then you fall because of a little stone on the ground, modd killed, face licking the ground.

After the pain is gone you stand up and see that muichiro is no longer here.. he forgot you again! damn him!!

What a sweet and powerful gesture. It's frustrating when people say "what do you expect them to do? they're entertainers not activists!" look at how simple this gesture of solidarity is and how resonant it is! This is wonderful.

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. 𝟷 𝟸 𝟹 𝟺 𝟻 𝟼 𝟽 𝟾 𝟿 𝟶 .

𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒔 and 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔 MyHeroAcademia

𝟷 : a pro hero save your ass   ♤

s.c Hawks,Nana,EraserHead,Miruko,GangOrca,

Midnigth,KamuiWood,Endeavor,AllMigth,MountLady.

𝟸 : you start something serious ◇

s.c Bakugou,Mirio,Saiko,Miruko,Tamaki.

𝟹 : after the first nigth ◇♡

s.c EraserHead,Hawks,Miruko,MountLady.

𝟺 : you trow salt in their face ♤

s.c Tamaki,Bakugo,Endeavor,Dabi,Hawks,GangOrca.

𝟻 : kinda naked video call ◇♡

s.c Miruko,Hawks,Todoroki,Mei,Nejire,Mirio.

𝟼 : relationship headcanons ♡◇

h.c Kemi,Yui,Hawks Shigaraki,GangOrca

𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭

𝟽 : the oh so lovely lady nagant  ♧  

lady nagant

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. 𝟷 𝟸 𝟹 𝟺 𝟻 𝟼 𝟽 𝟾 𝟿 𝟶 .

𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒔 and 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔   KimetsuNoYaiba

𝟷 :  how to piss them of ♤

h.c  Haganezuka,Sanemi,Inosuke,Genya

𝟸 :  you fall in front of them ♤♡

s.c Sanemi,Gyomei,Shinobu,Rengoku,Obanai,

Mui,Mitsuri,Uzui,Giyuu

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. 𝟷 𝟸 𝟹 𝟺 𝟻 𝟼 𝟽 𝟾 𝟿 𝟶 .

𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒔 and 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔   BungoStrayDogs

𝟷 : relationship headcanons ♡◇

h.c  Fyodor, Gogol, Sigma, Dazai, Chuuya

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. 𝟷 𝟸 𝟹 𝟺 𝟻 𝟼 𝟽 𝟾 𝟿 𝟶 .

𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒔 and 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔 HanakoKun  

𝟷 : them in a relationship ♡

h.c Hanako, Nene, Kou, Teru, Aoi

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