Wow. Just. Wow

wow. just. wow

give and take | knj

when your beloved jeep breaks down, you have no choice but to take it to a mechanic for once instead of trying to fix it yourself. you fully expected to empty your wallet or get told to just buy a new car. you don’t expect to meet kim namjoon, nor do you expect him to be hot like burning, sweet as honey, and interested in you.

pairing | kim namjoon x reader

genre/warnings | mechanic!namjoon, fluff (seriously so fluffy), smut: hickeys, oral (m receiving), fingering (f receiving), unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it y’all), dirty talk, dom!namjoon, brat!reader if you squint, creampie, slight mentions of choking

word count | 10.5k 

cross posted to ao3

a/n: ayyyyyy i’m finally finished with this monstrosity!! it was supposed to be a short smutty drabble and yet HERE WE ARE bc i’m a slut for namjoon, both emotionally and physically. pls pls pls let me know what y’all think!! i’m doing my best out here in the world, but i always love to hear what people think about my work!! 

You groan, for possibly the millionth time that afternoon, as your jeep sputters to a halt once more. You’ve had JeepJeep since you first got your license, a gift from your parents since they were getting a new car anyway. Held together with duct tape, prayers, and more than one swift kick to the bumper, the thing has gotten you through your entire school career and then into the big wide world of adulthood.

Now, as you sit in the nearly-empty lot of a mechanic, not even properly parked because your jeep died not two seconds after you pulled in, you feel like crying. Fixing this will cost everything you have. There is no doubt in your mind that this is going to be expensive. Probably expensive enough to wipe out what little you still have in your bank account after grocery shopping yesterday, if you aren’t forced to dip into the meager savings you have put back.

With a resigned sigh, you pop off a quick text to your best friend, heave yourself out of the jeep, and head through the open garage door. There’s a couple of cars up on lifts, parts strewn around them haphazardly, and faint music thrumming from somewhere, but you don’t see any actual people around.

“Hello?” You call hesitantly into the large room. There’s no response, which irritates you a little. First your jeep dies - possibly for the last time, not that you want to think about that right now, keep hoping, you remind yourself - and then you spend four hours getting ten miles to the closest mechanic so you didn’t have to pay for a tow only for there to be no one fucking here.

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“You had a bad day, but luckily for you, your husband knows exactly what to do to make you feel better again.”

Pairing: husband!Yoongi x f.Reader 

Genre: married life!AU, domestic!AU, Smut 

Warnings: sub!Yoongi, soft dom!Reader, kitty as a nickname, Yoongs gets very needy from giving her oral, Yoongi’s hands, relaxing massage which turns sexy, slow fingering, slow oral, some humping, nipple sucking, missionary, she tops him from the bottom, edging, which turns him just a lil bit bratty, soft spanking, eye contact *screams*, kisses, unprotected sex but they are clean & on birth control, snuggles afterwards, he is just ideal :(

Wordcount: 5.2k

a/n: I feel like all I’m writing about these days is married life ahaha I think my body clock is trying to tell me something here. Oh where, oh where is my happy marriage to an absolute cutie of a man? 😔 no but seriously, Yoongi is the cutest and I am deeply in love and I also wanna blow his fucking back out while asking if he wants breakfast in the morning. Enjoy my besties 🤍

~ Index ~

“Honey?” your husband’s voice is quiet in the silent room. He spoke softly, looking at you with worried eyes. 

“Urgh”, you let out.

“What’s wrong?" 

He came home to your shoes not having been put away and your bag having been left in the hallway. Something which was highly unlikely for you as you are a great lover of order and tidiness. He knew what that meant. You had a bad day. And so he cleaned the mess for you, stepped out of his own shoes and went on his journey to find you. 

He found you in the bedroom with your face buried in the pillows and your fluffiest onesie on.

"Everything”, you answer him.

“Everything. Oh no, that’s a lot." 

The bed dents beside you, then you feel a warm hand place itself on your lower back. He rubs slow circles on it. 

"Do you want to talk about it?" 

"I don’t know, I’m just sad and mad and tired and everything hurts”, you whine. 

“Oh no, that sucks." 

"Yeah, big stinky suck." 

"Yeah, big stinky”, Yoongi agrees, giving the back of your head a soft pat. 

You inhale audibly and exhale, making a sound of utter despair as you do. 

“Aw honey”, Yoongi says, leaning down to kiss your hair, “don’t worry, I’m here now." 

"Ye, I know”, you turn your head so you can look at him, “Yoongi gimme kiss." 

He does so gladly, caressing your cheek once he pulls back. 

"Thankies”, you mumble, looking a little happier already. 

“Do you want some food?” he suggests to which you shake your head. 

“I already ate on my way home. Leftovers from last night. They were the only thing keeping me from ending it all." 

Yoongi snorts. 

"And the aspect of seeing you. It helped too”, you add. 

“Aw honey, you’re cute”, he says, kissing your forehead which paints a smile to your lips.

“How about I’ll quickly go eat something and then get ready for cuddles?” he suggests. 

“It’s alright, you can do something else. I think I’m just gonna stay here and sulk." 

He nods his head in understanding, "I’ll be quick.”

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“You and Yoongi haven’t taken that certain next step in your relationship yet. But when a sudden sexy scene on screen suprises you, said step seems way easier to take than imagined.“

Pairing: Yoongi x f.Reader

Genre: established relationship!AU, Smut, domestic Fluff

Warnings: this is pure lovemaking, subby!Yoongi, gentle dom!Reader, praises, good boy kink, a sex scene in a movie, he gets hard because of it, she rubs him over his sweats :’), he is so cuddly and cute, he sits on her lap :(, thigh riding & dry humping, breast worshipping, body worshipping for both, the best kisses, nipple sucking & play, he has sensitive nipples, oral (f.recieving), fingering, multiple orgasms (f.recieiving), protected sex, penetrative sex, missionary position with lots of hugs, he also cries cause it feels so good, i wanna scream this is so soft

Wordcount: 10.4k

a/n: This is the OY!couple and once again this is the softest lil feel good smut I ever wrote 😔 (but it’s also really hot wtf, I’m dying here 🥴) I just want them to be happy for eternity 😔 I also think that I made my heart literally burst for good boy!Yoongi, holy moly I didn’t know I needed Yoongi with a good boy kink in my life, but I do. Him sitting on her lap does things to me, I wanna treat him so right

You have Yoongi over tonight. He came for warm milk, cookies and a movie after his heaters once again acted up. Not that his acting up heaters are the only reason he came over. He missed you a great deal and really wanted to see you. You instantly said yes because you missed him too and five minutes later, he was by your door with Holly in his arms.

You built a blanket fort in the sunroom and on top of your most comfortable pillows and blankets, you enjoy your delicacies, bundled up and cozy and with a silly romance movie on. 

It has been snowing the entire day. The world is covered in a thick white blanket by now. Inside the cold can’t reach you however, you made sure with big fuzzy socks for the both of you and your trusty old space heaters.

One of which, Levi claimed as his own, now slumbering right in front of it with his nose covered by his paws and his back getting warmed up by the heater. 

He hasn’t bothered to move ever since the neighbour came over. Quite frankly, he is rather annoyed by his frequent visits and the obsessive kissing the two of you like to engage in, in his presence. So he tries not to move too much and sleep until the neighbour is leaving again. 

Not that Yoongi is planning to do so any time soon. As a matter of fact, he is planning on staying overnight.

He reaches into the bowl of popcorn, fetching nothing.

"Oh no, empty”, he says. 

“Really? Oh dear. Don’t worry, I have more”, you assure him, taking the bowl only to get stopped by Yoongi.

“Don’t worry, I got it”, he says, pecking your cheek before getting on all fours and crawling out of the blanket fort.

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“You asked Yoongi to teach you how to play the piano. It sounded like a good idea at first, but soon you have to realise that sitting so close to him and watching his hands dance over the keys is a rather impossible task to do when all you crave is the feeling of them on your body.”

Pairing: Vampire!Yoongi x f.Reader

Genre: established relationship!AU, Smut

Warnings: piano teacher!Yoongs, dom!Yoongi, sub!Reader, Yoongi’s hands, also Yoongi’s vOICE, I am too attracted to him, unapologetic groping of his thighs haha, flustered!Yoongi, blowjobs, gentle face fucking, a quick handjob too, allusions to Yoongi having a sensitive ass *wink wink*, multiple orgasms (f.recieving), rough sex against & on top of the piano, it then turns into very passionate and handsy love making, I am just a sappy woman for him what can I say

Wordcount: 5.8k

a/n: Yes this is Sanguis Alpha!Yoongi, I can not stop thinking about him. He consumes my every thought, my every fibre, my every breath. I imagine that this takes place some time in the future where they live happily ever after because I want them to and the thought that they wouldn’t makes me cry, so shut up and read this story 😭 sorry, I get too emotional whenever I think of their lovestory jsjs, either way I hope you guys enjoy this lil gem, I am honestly in fucking LOVE 😔💜

“It’s easy, just watch”, Yoongi says and starts playing again. The melody sounds beautiful through his hands. He makes it seem so easy, makes it sound so ethereal. You could honestly watch him for hours and lately you have. Yoongi was flustered at first, telling you to leave him alone until you told him that you loved listening to him play. He began playing unknown melodies then, they sounded as if he was making them up on the spot. You never dared to ask him, but sometimes you wonder if he made them up for you.

Yoongi finishes the short melody, turning to you. 

“Now you.”

“Yes, uhm”, you place your fingers on the keys, “please don’t judge me." 

"I’ll never judge you, princess. Now go on, play”, he assures you. 

After taking a deep breath, you finally begin playing. You mess up after three notes, pulling back instantly. 

“Sorry, that was really bad." 

"No, it was good”, he comforts you, giving you a sweet smile, “you did well, princess." 

"You’re just saying this”, you mumble and huff out air, “can’t you do it again? Please?" 

"Fine, one last time." 

Yoongi turns back to the piano and begins playing. It sounds beautiful in an instant.

You have been practicing the piano with Yoongi’s help recently because you wanted to learn more about his interests and while most of the time practice goes well, tonight you can’t seem to concentrate on what he tells or shows you. 

He is so much more interesting. His hands, his voice, his scent. Everything is more interesting than practicing the piano.

Yoongi finishes the melody and looks at you.

“Did you get it?”

“Yeah”, you say, reaching out to tug a strand of his golden hair behind his ear.

Yoongi is growing out his hair these days and after some very convincing begging you even managed to sit him down and dye his hair a beautiful shade of blonde. It makes him look like royalty and makes your obsession with him unbearable.

“Princess”, he warns, moving his head away, “focus.”

“I am”, you mumble, chasing another feel of his hair.

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sticks & stones (myg) | one shot

part of the titillating touches collab

♢ genre: (18+) friends to lovers, ex-fwb, mutual pining, massage au | fluff, sprinkle of angst, smut

♢ summary: surprise! you’re gifted a free massage at the nearby massage parlor called “Blissful Hands.” you’ve heard about the parlour about once or twice, never thought about stepping foot inside to take advantage of their services. thinking you could use the massage to relax, rid yourself of any stress and built up tension, you walk into the parlor excited for your first massage opportunity. however, when you realize your masseur is no other than Min Yoongi himself, all excitement flies out the window. never did you think you’d reunite with your biggest crush in college, the one that got away. they say sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you— but in this case, you find out that words have actually ruined a lot for you and Yoongi. and stones.. well, they’ll do a lot to ease that instead.

♢ pairing: reader x masseur!myg

♢ words: 18.4k

♢ warnings: i did as much research as possible on hot stone massages pls forgive me, mature language/cussing, sexually implied content, sprinkle of angst??, miscommunication, rumors and assumptions, unspoken feelings, awkward reunion lol yoongi isnt really having it at first, oc shoulda tried harder tho oof, he does have a soft spot for oc, drinking/intoxication, flashback scenes, use of pet names like baby and princess, cuddles, after care, making out, unprotected sex, missionary, multiple orgasms, use of oil and hot stones in foreplay, fingering, clit play, slight marking, sprinkle of spit play, breast play, smut on the massage table ://, pulling out, grinding, edited but unedited lolol sorry if i missed anything!

♢ note: thank you so, so much to @ressjeon​ for thinking of me and for inviting me to be a part of this collab! i had tons of fun writing this <33 also, big shoutout again to @ilikemesometaetaes​ & @jimilter​ for this beautiful ass banner! please check out the other works part of this collab, they’re all amazing and won’t disappoint!

—i also wanted to let you all know i’ll be continuing my break and i won’t be as active on here for awhile. i need a moment to rest since i’ve been feeling pretty down and unmotivated lately. just gotta take a moment to shake off this funk. but, i’ll be writing behind the scenes from time to time in between pulling my personal stuff together. 💞

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