When I Was A Teenager And Still On Neopets I Was Part Of A Pretty Big Star Trek Guild And Eventually

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

Jesus Christ what was I on when I wrote this

You know what I need? MORE OF WERWOLF ROSE TYLER!! There isn’t enough of that God level trope, and I love it. Doesn’t matter which Doctor it’s with, or how she got turned, but as long as she’s a werwolf I can’t get enough of it. GIVE ME TIMEPETALS WERWOLF AU

Here is a wonderful, beautiful, amazing drawing my friend did of my OC, Elaine Christine Rothschild-Kirk, otherwise known as El, for my Star Trek TOS fanfiction on AO3, a burnt child loves the fire.

Again, she's not on tumblr, but she gave me permission to post this!

I really think everyone needs to truly internalize this:

Fictional characters are objects.

They are not people. You cannot "objectify" them, because they have no personhood to be deprived of. They have no humanity to be erased. You cannot "disrespect" them, because they are not real.

if you thought I would be shipping anything else with these two idk what to tell you

april 27th is the most important day of the year. to me